The Chateau Diaries #46 Of Mice and Men, you thought you had a bargain

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They all seem to love their Mickie Dicks! šŸ¤£

I also think ā€œEscapeā€¦ā€ is a notable termā€¦ rather than, well, anything else. All these folk escaping to FrancešŸ˜’
 
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I get the feeling she will stay very quiet about the whole situation...i think its better for Fan Flash too.... not to stirr in that dungheap...
Staying quiet will be SJ's preferred strategy for sure, if the guerilla grannies will let her. If the public outcry against MPK will become to loud and they will start asking her about him, like they did when he didn't visit her as much as in the past and everybody kept hoping for a "lovers" reunion, she will say something like "Poor Michael, he's not well". She takes great pleasure in faking empathy without having to accompany it with any actions. It's at the root of her narcissistic behavior.

I have to say it again, but WTF are these people thinking when they are giving a stranger, whoā€˜s proven he canā€™t handle his money, more money??
It's almost criminal. It is very clear this Trotter Boy has huge addiction problems and instead of lovingly helping him tackle these, they make sure he can continue down the same path. His blood will partly be on their hands, as it is clear to me it will be spilled eventually. Sooner rather than later, I'm afraid.
 
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Isnā€™t 37 a bit old for porn in the gay world? Or so my Lawyer friend told me. He is gay and the stories are mind blowing. Doubt that life will work for MP. Besides the drugs are already doing him in. Allegedly speaking.
He doesn't have to be in front of the camera. There is a lot of $ behind the camera and in the marketing.
 
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Fresh from the 2 seater editing divan: the grand reveal of the grand jardin at the Shatto. Davey and SJ.
One hour 39 minutes. I cannot bear to watch it even though I am normally partial to a good gardening program.
Enjoy!

 
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Out of curiosity I watched Sadie's new Paris vlog to see if she mentions Michaels' "plight"....here's what I found interesting: he begs strangers for funds for stairs and to help with his debt problems. Meanwhile, Sadie is driving a very expensive car and wearing what appears to be a $20,000 Rolex watch. He travels with Louis Vuitton luggage. The whole family seems to be financially fine, as no one holds down a real job outside of the chateau that I can see. Why don't his viewers and patrons ask why his family can't sell a Rolex or Louis Vuitton bag to buy his stairs for him? They did not seem to be struggling at all during the pandemic even though their "guest" business was dried up. I don't think these people need any kind of hand-out, which makes it even more disgusting that they feel perfectly justified in robbing little old ladies. For months now he has been collecting patron money to renovate the tiny cottage and all he's done is part of the kitchen! If you watch Ed and Anna, they JUST started a patron account and within a few weeks he has managed to complete several reno projects in their new property. Michael is obviously spending his patron money on his lifestyle and not the cottage. Can't people complain "fraud" to youtube for stuff like this??
 
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Out of curiosity I watched Sadie's new Paris vlog to see if she mentions Michaels' "plight"....here's what I found interesting: he begs strangers for funds for stairs and to help with his debt problems. Meanwhile, Sadie is driving a very expensive car and wearing what appears to be a $20,000 Rolex watch. He travels with Louis Vuitton luggage. The whole family seems to be financially fine, as no one holds down a real job outside of the chateau that I can see. Why don't his viewers and patrons ask why his family can't sell a Rolex or Louis Vuitton bag to buy his stairs for him? They did not seem to be struggling at all during the pandemic even though their "guest" business was dried up. I don't think these people need any kind of hand-out, which makes it even more disgusting that they feel perfectly justified in robbing little old ladies. For months now he has been collecting patron money to renovate the tiny cottage and all he's done is part of the kitchen! If you watch Ed and Anna, they JUST started a patron account and within a few weeks he has managed to complete several reno projects in their new property. Michael is obviously spending his patron money on his lifestyle and not the cottage. Can't people complain "fraud" to youtube for stuff like this??
Teagab's into gold coins ... may be he could sell some of them for the stairs. As for Ed and Anna, they're a pair of scroungers as well - just as despicable and greedy as the rest of them! I'm renovating my house but I don't scrounge money off people on the Internet.

With regard to fraud, there are also tax issues and that fact that Sean's probably being paid on the black.

The gullible fans and patrons can't see/don't want to see what's going on and there's very little that can be done about stupidity.
 
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Its very sad to say this but if Michael gets dumped again soon he may think about ending his life. I get a terrible feeling about this. Maybe Ma does too!
 
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Fresh from the 2 seater editing divan: the grand reveal of the grand jardin at the Shatto. Davey and SJ.
One hour 39 minutes. I cannot bear to watch it even though I am normally partial to a good gardening program.
Enjoy!

That is long. I resent having to imagine all of the things they are going to do while looking at a plan that was created in.. MS Paint? On a laptop screen? Maybe tomorrow.
 
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It's almost criminal. It is very clear this Trotter Boy has huge addiction problems and instead of lovingly helping him tackle these, they make sure he can continue down the same path. His blood will partly be on their hands, as it is clear to me it will be spilled eventually. Sooner rather than later, I'm afraid.
I guess it was inevitable that someone would end up as the chateau cautionary tale.
Chateau folk sitting around fireplaces with children and grandchildren recounting the story of poor MPK, how he had it all and lost it because of his own stupidity. Enabled by his mother, his friends, and strangers from around the world who believed in his talent, but were consistently let down by the fact that time and time again he squandered his talent and his money to chase after his lustful desires. After his looks and charm faded, he now sits alone in a dilapidated cottage on the main floor regretting his choices for not settling for a pine staircase. An unused second floor sadly collecting dust and memories of life, love, and laughter that are as faded as the trompe lā€™oeil art he painted decades earlier. While he was once a shining star with the world at his feet, fortune handed to him on a silver platter, his light has dimmed, the world moved on and forgot him like his cottage in the woods, slowing being engulfed by vines and regrets. The only joy he receives is staring at the gifts from his once admiring followers and stroking his chipped Spode teapot that once housed Fortnum and Mason tea, it now only pours Lipton.
ā€œAnd that kids, is the reason we invested in cryptocurrency and never took two month vacations in Spain. The Endā€
 
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Fresh from the 2 seater editing divan: the grand reveal of the grand jardin at the Shatto. Davey and SJ.
One hour 39 minutes. I cannot bear to watch it even though I am normally partial to a good gardening program.
Enjoy!

what a total crock of old waffle .......this aint gonna ever happen ......at least she aint spenfing it on drugs and rentboys
 
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Fresh from the 2 seater editing divan: the grand reveal of the grand jardin at the Shatto. Davey and SJ.
One hour 39 minutes. I cannot bear to watch it even though I am normally partial to a good gardening program.
Enjoy!

Oh boy! Another video about garden plans that will never come to fruitionšŸ˜‚. Call me when they start digging
 
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what a total crock of old waffle .......this aint gonna ever happen ......at least she aint spenfing it on drugs and rentboys
It's just too ridiculous. And infuriating. With everything going on in the world, SJ is spending all this money she kindly received on something that will never happen. That Davey might mean well, but for someone who has had ample opportunities to watch SJ's approach of renovations and maintenance he is dreadfully dreaming whilst ignoring all alarm bells. Seriously, the bubble around this fantasized HMN can not but burst and when it does it will become a wasteland again, despite serious efforts of serious people to lift it up a notch. Maybe by then the neighboring farmer can buy it for his cows to graze. The shittoo is already comparable to a cowshed anyway, no renovations needed.
 
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You are so funny. Brilliant comment. I spent two months in Colombia, including a Christmas and New Year and absolutely loved it. MPK would love it and there would be great weather and plenty to vlog. Cost of living is inexpensive unless you are staying at The Four Seasons. I certainly wasn't but then I did not have a sex worker in tow who I was in love with after two weeks and trying to impress. Is Petherdick really in his mid thirties? Unbelievable.
He is too lazy to go to Colombia but I can see Ryan now going there after a Thailand šŸ˜‚
My prediction: he will end up having Aids and I know this is not a death sentence anymore but he is not disciplined enough to take his meds regularly so RIP....
 
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There are many places with Columbia in their name in North America but the country in South America is called Colombia ;)
It has a bad rep from the previous century but it's now much safer than many places in the US. And open to travel since June.
I like the country a lot but gullible Teabag would soon be parted from his begged money and LV bags without the protection of his rentboy. Hell, the idiot was parted with his money in one of the safest countries on the planet so I can't wait for the Gullible's Travels.
'Gullibles Travels' - a book by Jonathan Grift! šŸ˜‚
 
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I guess it was inevitable that someone would end up as the chateau cautionary tale.
Chateau folk sitting around fireplaces with children and grandchildren recounting the story of poor MPK, how he had it all and lost it because of his own stupidity. Enabled by his mother, his friends, and strangers from around the world who believed in his talent, but were consistently let down by the fact that time and time again he squandered his talent and his money to chase after his lustful desires. After his looks and charm faded, he now sits alone in a dilapidated cottage on the main floor regretting his choices for not settling for a pine staircase. An unused second floor sadly collecting dust and memories of life, love, and laughter that are as faded as the trompe lā€™oeil art he painted decades earlier. While he was once a shining star with the world at his feet, fortune handed to him on a silver platter, his light has dimmed, the world moved on and forgot him like his cottage in the woods, slowing being engulfed by vines and regrets. The only joy he receives is staring at the gifts from his once admiring followers and stroking his chipped Spode teapot that once housed Fortnum and Mason tea, it now only pours Lipton.
ā€œAnd that kids, is the reason we invested in cryptocurrency and never took two month vacations in Spain. The Endā€
I heard the Copacabana song in my head while reading this.
 
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Looks like Brenda spent the last 24 hours reading tattle in order to formulate a humble opinion and she's dropped all 3000 words of it peppered with more clichƩs than you can shake a stick at. The tl;dr would just be reading this entire thread, but I'll share some of it here. "To be head over heels in love! He has a chip on both shoulders, and there can be no friends in business, but there are three sides to every story. With friends like him who needs enemies! Buy one get one free, or two for the price of one, doesn't have to be the sharpest knife in the drawer. Have they no pride, or ducks in a row? Honesty is the best policy, plain as the nose on their faces this straw that broke the camels back. Cut the cloth to fit, and when you burn your ass you have to sit on the blister."
Thanks for taking one for the team. I won't be reading her humble opinion. Actually, she and MPK have something in common. They attach a huge and disproportionate value to what they think.

I feel terribly for Mickā€¦.. in the first place, how did he ever end up with Sherrieā€¦..?
The biggest mystery since Mr and Mrs Bennett.
 
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Can I throw a title suggestion out there? Not sure if one has been decided on.

ā€Cautionary Tales, Grifting Fails, and Imaginary Staircase Railsā€
 
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Apparently MPK has put out precious little in the way of Patreon vlogs, too. Too busy putting out elsewhere, I suppose. This whole clusterf*ck reminds me of that song....
Get šŸŽµ your šŸŽµ money šŸŽµ for šŸŽµ nothing šŸŽµ and šŸŽµ your šŸŽµ gifts šŸŽµ for šŸŽµ free!
Re-jig some of the lyrics and you are on to something. Replace "I want a colour TV" with "I am looking at an STD" and you may be onto something.
 
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