The Chateau Diaries #46 Of Mice and Men, you thought you had a bargain

[black sheep]

Lalonde can't even keep the front fountain from being a bogged up green with Caterpillar infested box hedges...why these deluded grounds plans? it's like a presentation for timeshares. Like was previously mentioned...this adds no real value like better windows or fundamental improvements would make. it's basically another proverbial oak staircase to nothing.

 

[Definitely Maybe]

And for each single area she will need another gardener, hope she budgets for it. Did she ever show this swimmingpond area btw?

If you watch Dan's short vlog from yesterday, he shows drone footage of the whole 'estate'. I spotted the tennis court and I think that the swimming pool is planned for near to that.

 

[purejuice]

While Micheal begs, SJ spends. Brocante bargains is a posh way of saying cheap used junk?

No, this is distraction from laying out Patreon restoration funds on the installation of the garden. It's see? I'm not really pissing away your Patreon contribution on entirely unsuitable (and apparently unprofessional, no drawings????) plans for a Versailles garden where one should not exist. Plus, if it has the dumb logo it appears that it's a PJ production. Shopping porn is his middle name. (Noted in passing, his father called to notify him of the auction of stuff from a Dutch palace: so it's hereditary, the royal tat shopping porn thing. How very creepy.)

 

[Milre]

If you watch Dan's short vlog from yesterday, he shows drone footage of the whole 'estate'. I spotted the tennis court and I think that the swimming pool is planned for near to that.

Thanks, but I meant the natural swimming pond for MP at some fishing pond?

Next update :
The chapel garden can't be started before the chapel is restored which will be done once the restorer comes.
Selmar is already working on the stones for the amphitheater.
I ordered already the perfect dark royal midnight blue for the pool.
The statue I ordered from Athens school of antique stonemason arrived but unfortunately lost her head.
Phil is superglueing it right now.
Marie is foraging for limetrees for the fountain. She found already three.
Nati doesn't like the blue stone in front of her apartment she rather has some beach sand from Argentina.
Dan quit so that's it.

 

[KiKiGee]

The dream????? Reality!!!!

 

[ploppityplop2]

While Micheal begs, SJ spends. Brocante bargains is a posh way of saying cheap used junk?

Oh god please no more

 

[Welsh-chatelaine]

On her Facebook she still seems to be posting?

Apparently The surgery wasn't completely successful, they didn't remove all the gallstones so Tatty Yana has to stay in hospital and wait 5 days to recover before the next operation. She is posting on Selmar's Facebook page. Oh the fake drama of it all!!!

 

[Lucy borgia]

I mentioned an idea yesterday, about 100 posts ago. I think it applies not only to Teabagger, but Fannie Flash and FRK, Marie.

"How to succeed in business without really trying (to work.)"

How about (thank you, @Marquis de Potpourri for the inspiration! ) " :The Travelling Circus and the Pantheon of Stupid!Buy your patreon tickets here!"



Brenda, is that you?
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The only Irish about me was my grandmother!!! Which I'm proud of.

 

[purejuice]

Apparently The surgery wasn't completely successful, they didn't remove all the gallstones so Tatty Yana has to stay in hospital and wait 5 days to recover before the next operation. She is posting on Selmar's Facebook page. Oh the fake drama of it all!!!

Or, all too true. She went for plastic surgery before meeting Selmar and got sick. Have they set up a go fund me for her face lift/gallstones?

How about (thank you, @Marquis de Potpourri for the inspiration! ) " :The Travelling Circus and the Pantheon of Stupid!Buy your patreon tickets here!"

How about Rentboy Relationships, Herding Sheep with Drones, Wine Tasting Poseur Talk or something along those lines? PJ and his "blackberries, like cassis" wine bullshit must be held to account both as rent boy and wine poseur.

 

[Marten]

I do believe that Michael might just decide to work in the sex industry.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

Jesus. What a d**k. He is using being gay in a roundabout way to get more money. He is catfishing on a grand scale. What a con artist.

actually not so roundabout-pretty f*cking direct

“give me money to prove your are not homophobic”- interesting way to ask for help funding your lazy drug fueled romps with rent boys

 

[Jeeves]

The whole fiasco about the "Versailles- style" garden is both pretentious and delusional. No-one in their right mind could entertain the thought that this will ever see the light of day. Davy is a strange one - and clearly fits right in with the collection of odd sods at the HMN. I think he would be better playing and creating his ideas with his cherished Playmobile collection as it's the only way his grand design is going to be created. I am truly astounded that anyone could be taken in by Davy's "Pie in the Sky" garden scheme. If he's a successful garden architect, why does he seem to have so much time on his hands?

 

[mrsp67]

I don’t like it and avoid saying it myself, but don’t correct non Christians when they say it. I’m a very liberal Christian anyway!

I don’t like it and I wouldn’t say it myself. And actually if friends of mine or family, I would correct them. If it’s strangers I would ignore

 

[Welsh-chatelaine]

Or, all too true. She went for plastic surgery before meeting Selmar and got sick. Have they set up a go fund me for her face lift/gallstones?


How about Rentboy Relationships, Herding Sheep with Drones, Wine Tasting Poseur Talk or something along those lines? PJ and his "blackberries, like cassis" wine bullshit must be held to account both as rent boy and wine poseur.

Sad that she travelled to a red list country if it is true - selfish vanity above safety for others.

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

I do believe that Michael might just decide to work in the sex industry.

at least he’d be working

I vote for "How to succeed in business without really trying ( to work). Because it is short and succinct and it seems to be fitting for everyone in the chateau business these days!

how about “How Succeed in the YouTube Business Without Really Trying, Working, or Conscience“

 

[Jikki2]

We really need a new thread before this is closed. @MojoDublin seems MIA at the moment. Anyone could create it but I haven't kept on top of the title suggestions at all.
"How to succeed without trying (to work)" ?
There's rather short space for the title.

 

[ViewerLA]

MPK started posting Insta stories from Spain 22 weeks ago. 22 f*king weeks...and he's begging for more/$$ to fund an extravagant lifestyle when he's posting no content. Not even for Patreon. The audacity of that git is astounding.

Daniel, the twin brother is still "working" Paris while Andrew is at Begmania. These are a couple of pics from Daniel's Instagram. He and his brother are very close. The Disneyland picture is from last week, you can see Michael and Andrew walking ahead of him while he films. Just a week ago they're in Paris and Disneyland and then 2 days ago he's begging for money!

 

[Clara Burnett]

If he's a successful garden architect, why does he seem to have so much time on his hands?

Of course he's no SUCCESFULL garden architect. He is however a FREE garden architect and that to SJ is more important. She's still sticking to the 'I am poor, I have no money' narrative that got her going in the first place.

 

[Pno]

The whole fiasco about the "Versailles- style" garden is both pretentious and delusional. No-one in their right mind could entertain the thought that this will ever see the light of day. Davy is a strange one - and clearly fits right in with the collection of odd sods at the HMN. I think he would be better playing and creating his ideas with his cherished Playmobile collection as it's the only way his grand design is going to be created. I am truly astounded that anyone could be taken in by Davy's "Pie in the Sky" garden scheme. If he's a successful garden architect, why does he seem to have so much time on his hands?

Exactly!
Everyone in that industry has been slammed during the pandemic since most of the world is forced to sit in their backyards and realize it could use some attention.
I refuse to watch 90 mins of those two with Snorty in the background. What the hell is going on with the still lost lake?!? Will it ever be found? And how can Baghead and Potty go along with this absolute waste of money and time (unless Davey put a Tandoori oven in conveniently behind the still unbuilt but still desperately needed so ignored chicken palace foe Potty!)

 

[Bored Mermaid CC]

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Next update :
The chapel garden can't be started before the chapel is restored which will be done once the restorer comes.
Selmar is already working on the stones for the amphitheater.
I ordered already the perfect dark royal midnight blue for the pool.
The statue I ordered from Athens school of antique stonemason arrived but unfortunately lost her head.
Phil is superglueing it right now.
Marie is foraging for limetrees for the fountain. She found already three.
Nati doesn't like the blue stone in front of her apartment she rather has some beach sand from Argentina.
Dan quit so that's it.

Phil supergluing the head back on to the statue

he is after all a ”restoration specialist” as well as as a ”hidden drawer specialist,“ a “little animals of the wild specialist” and a “Stephanie’s Boudoir Specialist”