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This is both hilarious and tragic at the same time 
Both on life support.
My offspring did as well.
Yes, it does have a beat poetry rhythm to it. I would prefer the image to be one of a fine malt and no weed (it would ruin the smell of my aftershave)
Shirt wise, a decent make (unlike Philip my buttons go only a couple down)
No berets...
Basically, you're average bloke in chinos and a button down shirt looking down his nose at Steph's antics whilst judging behind his malt whisky
Well, tickle me pink! What a waste of ink!
I'm working that vibe
daaaaamn these folks play rough-making us look like a bunch of old ladies on a party lineCan't believe people are still buying into this tale :
drduplessie
11 hours ago
It is unfortunate the locals duped you into draining the lake.
Haha ! Yeah right...
Actually, this would mean that our Chatelaine is OK with Real Aiglon, Duchess of Couteau and their gang...
Melissa Thiessen
13 hours ago
WHO READS THESE COMMENTS?
The Chateau Diaries
8 hours ago
Sadly I don’t generally have time to reply, but I read them all (I’m Steph)
Ouch
Maureen R
17 hours ago
I can't believe the vlog still went on that day after seeing that dog running away with one of the animals of La Lande and seeing the poor Rooster cowering like that, I would be in tears, devastated it would have been better if the viewers didn't see that. I switched off and never watched the rest of the vlog wasn't interested now
Chickengate at Lalande.
PS : I agree that her chicken should be in a chicken coop or something where they are protected. Not to mention the chicken poo which must be everywhere in Lalande courtyard... Eurk.
NB : The Chatelaine read this part of the thread but didn't delete anything. A real Peace keeper !!
Lc g
18 hours ago
The neighbour is responsible for her dogs wether she is mowing the lawn or not. The dogs should have been put inside or on leads . Poor chicken.
Shnaa
18 hours ago
absolutely, in many countries dogs can be shot for going after livestock - and thats not the dogs fault
Kt Kt
16 hours ago
And If the poor rooster dies the neighbour should pay for a replacement.
DLoad This1
15 hours ago (edited)
You're right about the responsibility of the neighbor,,, however, one chicken is hardly worth creating an issue over. The problem is once the dog knows there are chickens roaming around he might be back for more... That is when a firmer approach should be taken.
Snježana M.
15 hours ago
@Shnaa unlike some barbaric practices in countries like USA, shooting dogs and shooting in general is a crime all around Europe. So... let's stay civilized, it was an accident.
Sonia H
15 hours ago
I thought that too. The neighbour was lucky Stephanie is so nice.
Shnaa
15 hours ago
@Snježana M. I'm from a western European country, not the USA, where it is not a crime if livestock animals are involved. I agree thats its barbaric, I'm not at all saying that dogs should be shot but it can happen. My point was only to also emphasise the importance of keeping dogs under control.
DLoad This1
14 hours ago (edited)
@Lc g It's a "CHICKEN"! No reason to frantically jump up and down and have a fit over. Of course I care about the chicken's well-being but the chicken is alive and walking around. How would you suggest Stephanie handle it,,, Ask for the deed to the neighbor's house?
Steven Salerno
12 hours ago
I was wondering if I heard that correctly! Who says such a thing?
julieanna65
12 hours ago (edited)
Yes! I literally JUST had the same issue with our neighbors, only their 3 dogs killed FIVE of my 11 chickens, including my beautiful old rooster (or cockerel, as they seem to be called outside of the US).
julieanna65
11 hours ago (edited)
@Snježana M. greetings from the USA. You clearly aren’t from a rural area or have never experienced the horrible sounds of your livestock being eaten alive by an animal who was irresponsibly allowed to roam freely. And after a civilized warning to the neighbors to please prevent future slaughters....it happens AGAIN. Thank GOD “shooting”, as you put it, is still legal here in “barbaric” America, where we still have the basic human rights to protect our property. And what a shame if it comes to that because I do agree with the original comment that it’s really not the dog's fault, they’re just being dogs. It’s their owners who put them in jeopardy by not being responsible.
Kt Kt
11 hours ago
Yes I thought that was strange that she couldn’t contain them because she couldn’t stop mowing. Hope it doesn’t happen again!
Lc g
10 hours ago
@DLoad This1 Hope you had a nice snooze and woke up feeling much better.
Snježana M.
10 hours ago
@julieanna65 funny, how every time you talk to an american about guns, they speak of their right to defend their properties... Yet, the smallest amount of those guns is used to actually protect, all the rest is there just to harm. Harm other humans, animals, your neighbours, innocent passers-by.... it's pretty obvious once a nation starts glorifying guns they don't stop at nothing, not even their own children in schools... so... Let's just stick to conversations, good old fences and doors & peace with our neighbours. The rooster and the dog were both in the wrong place at the wrong time. The rest is just human error, as usual. It DOES happen, no need to make that lady a villan or her dog a monster.
julieanna65
10 hours ago
@Snježana M. thank you for setting me straight! Whew! Just think, I could be merely protecting my chickens one day and the next, I could be shooting my own kids in school! Now if only all the actual criminals with guns could only read your suggestion about conversations, fences, and doors....what a world!
Snježana M.
10 hours ago
@julieanna65 who knows, those mass shooters you have in the USA - maybe they protected their chickens at first toothe problem is - they didn't stop there. Enough with these nonsenses.... Wishing you a lovely rest of the day and take care
Kt Kt
5 hours ago
@julieanna65 I'm so sorry. How awful for you and your chooks.
Lalande just hit $30k on patreon
Well at least some of them would be earning money instead getting “money for nothing”...
I agree. Once Patreon money dwindles and once Potty and Nic quit carrying her on their backs (to some extent)...what income will she have?? She has never worked for a paycheck. When Mummy dies she better save all the money she inherits and sell the properties...or as Marie Antoinette might suggest....marry money. Snorts will not be that guy. So....so long, kid!
It's a cult, I tell you.
SJ is definitely starting menopausal aging. No more strapless dresses with those arms. Double chin in the making. Straggly hair. Time for another clean out of the wardrobe.
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Hilarious to think SSB was surprised to be outrun by a 24 year old male (and I’ll leave it at that), and had to profess her astonishment repeatedly. Just like when receiving gifts and she can’t understand how something that looks good was made by a fan. You made this? That’s incredible! You did this? Always putting everyone else down, praising them in her fake ways only when it benefits her, but when it comes down to the wire, it is people around her who solve every dire situation.
I hope Sparky and Selmar wise up, pull their resources together, and make a run for it! Stop babysitting that old pile of loose skin and fake beauty who probably pays them scraps.
I hope Sparky and Selmar wise up, pull their resources together, and make a run for it! Stop babysitting that old pile of loose skin and fake beauty who probably pays them scraps.
Mine is " I can come up with a plan for this..."
Crybaby has now hidden his total monthly amount. It was down quite a lot. He only has 520 patrons now. Wonder if that will motivate him?
Knew it 
BJJ could not have come up with his own USP ....
Should have dumpster dived earlier ....
Welcome
Charlotte strawbridge
Twitter account
Long term hedgehog
watcher
See Philipa ...
Not just the band that dumped you mid recording......
Seems SSB is making sure she’s ok without you
Hi ya cat
welcome back babes 
These two little guys wanted to remind you it’s #HedgehogAwarenessWeek
So, they wrote you a poem...
Please check the grass before you mow,
and check out the useful link below.
#hedgehog #wildlifeart @hedgehogsociety #hedgehogweek
BJJ could not have come up with his own USP ....
Should have dumpster dived earlier ....
Welcome
Charlotte strawbridge Twitter account
Long term hedgehog
watcher See Philipa ...
Not just the band that dumped you mid recording......
Seems SSB is making sure she’s ok without you
Hi ya cat
welcome back babes These two little guys wanted to remind you it’s #HedgehogAwarenessWeek
So, they wrote you a poem...
Please check the grass before you mow,
and check out the useful link below.
#hedgehog #wildlifeart @hedgehogsociety #hedgehogweek
Davey's plan: "Clematis and wild raspberries....and there could be remains of a missing tower in there somewhere."
Davey's plan: "Clematis and wild raspberries....and there could be remains of a missing tower in there somewhere."
And you sir can take a DB9
Jet
.....Heck take the stable ....
In relation to Davy ... surveying SSB for exploration
It's important to have the right caving equipment to enjoy your underground experience to the max
Traditionally, potholing or daylighting unused holes
after a prolonged period of NON action is done using a backhoe or by hand or shovel digging. A backhoe is a heavy piece of equipment that has a digging bucket mounted on a tractor. Since the digging bucket is large, it poses a risk of damaging the underground utilities and moves far more dirt than is necessary.Caving clothing is warm, dry, and lightweight and proper caving equipment, like helmets and headlamps, is essential for caving safety and fun.
Might have public health restrictions still attached to SSB .... has only had one dose apparently
This also looks like American interior decor bloggers and instagrammers. The kind that still put their posts on Pinterest with an affiliate link. They make Pinterest look like the Vegas Strip. Too many bright color fonts. Their houses? They look just like this chateau and La Lande. Stuff vomited all over the floors, all horizontal surfaces, the walls. If they could tack it on the ceiling, they would do it. They do it for the content. Always have to change and add something or there is no content. They do it for the dopamine hit of buying something and getting the likes for it. A whole class of people planet-wide who are addicted to attention. It manifests in different ways. Their audience? They have lost any idea of good design. HomeGoods is crammed with them on weekends. This chateau looks like it's full of HomeGoods stuff shipped from China.
TRIGGERED.
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My caption .....
'Ready for my close up Mr Daveyille '
(With apologies to 'Norma Desmond')
I thought Clara said there was already a plan for Potty and Nic to support her into old age. She lacks younger generations of family to maintain properties so she will need to sell all the real estate. As long as she doesn't blow through that money on a big showy piece of real estate that needs tons of maintenance, or fall victim to professional scammers or financial/investment managers, she will have enough to live well. Do I think she will blow the money? She is now and maybe she can afford to now. At some point, she will need to stop it and find cheaper ways to get her highs.
When she ages, she will need to keep a moat of smart people around her so she isn't scammed. I think she shouldn't outlive Potty and Nic for too long. They are her lifelines for life.
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