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Hmmm. Per the Chateau de Brives grifter chateau summit:
Sarah and George, the Brives, haven't done any of the decluttering the ETTC wedding expert advised them they'd need to do to attract a wedding clientele. All their tat is still lying around, per MW's eyewitness IG videos.
It's better curated than the unregulated sea of garbage on all surfaces from family chateau to salon to workshop at the Rosieres, but it is, basically, the #1 hallmark of ETTC grifter chateau style: Hoarding thrift shop crap.
Lessons for Snorty:
French dogs run fast.
Buy clothes one size up, they will fit.
Trim facial hair, hygiene is attractive.
Behind camera be quiet, grunts, walking even wind sounds all distract.
Bonus lesson:
Use one more shirt button.
He really dotes on her, which is lovable, even though he could do So Much Better.
The only art of his I've seen is that ruin porn stuff (her attraction?), which to me is 100 times more decadent than the gold leaf. Which, not to put too fine a point on it, is BS too.
Michael made some tea. Anyway I don't blame her not wanting to talk to them. I think it was more rude of Michael not to be ready and have them waiting for him finish packing. Also the other way round they didn't seem too eager to interact with her. Can't blame them either. I hate it already when meeting with friends and they look on their phone all the time, can't imagine it if they would vlogg every stupid minute.
Attraction is not only the looks. You can always turn off the light. And he is pretty enough, nothing wrong there, he is only shy and I like tall and smart guys.And most important guys who deliver which he seems to do. I am sure he runs a successful business which why he can't afford such a extravaganza like Steph project for a change.
It's not his fault that Steph is a lost case.
But I rather have a shy look than the over extrovert stare of Phil. And as I sad I like those Hathaway types....
Michael might be a typical handsome face but what's worth if he is a looser? Nothing attractive there....
Michael made Snorty look bad but now even tall brain outshines. The thumbnail makes Snorty look like a guy from a 70’s porno. Hair of 50 year old and body of 12 year old.
NO just NO!
We had her version of conversation with neighbour. She probably said, "If you don't want the dogs on your property then shut the gates, you complete bleeping loon!"
Maureen R 17 hours ago
I can't believe the vlog still went on that day after seeing that dog running away with one of the animals of La Lande and seeing the poor Rooster cowering like that, I would be in tears, devastated it would have been better if the viewers didn't see that. I switched off and never watched the rest of the vlog wasn't interested now
PS : I agree that her chicken should be in a chicken coop or something where they are protected. Not to mention the chicken poo which must be everywhere in Lalande courtyard... Eurk.
NB : The Chatelaine read this part of the thread but didn't delete anything. A real Peace keeper !!
Lc g 18 hours ago
The neighbour is responsible for her dogs wether she is mowing the lawn or not. The dogs should have been put inside or on leads . Poor chicken.
DLoad This1 15 hours ago (edited)
You're right about the responsibility of the neighbor,,, however, one chicken is hardly worth creating an issue over. The problem is once the dog knows there are chickens roaming around he might be back for more... That is when a firmer approach should be taken.
Snježana M. 15 hours ago @Shnaa unlike some barbaric practices in countries like USA, shooting dogs and shooting in general is a crime all around Europe. So... let's stay civilized, it was an accident.
Shnaa 15 hours ago @Snježana M. I'm from a western European country, not the USA, where it is not a crime if livestock animals are involved. I agree thats its barbaric, I'm not at all saying that dogs should be shot but it can happen. My point was only to also emphasise the importance of keeping dogs under control.
DLoad This1 14 hours ago (edited) @Lc g It's a "CHICKEN"! No reason to frantically jump up and down and have a fit over. Of course I care about the chicken's well-being but the chicken is alive and walking around. How would you suggest Stephanie handle it,,, Ask for the deed to the neighbor's house?
julieanna65 12 hours ago (edited)
Yes! I literally JUST had the same issue with our neighbors, only their 3 dogs killed FIVE of my 11 chickens, including my beautiful old rooster (or cockerel, as they seem to be called outside of the US).
julieanna65 11 hours ago (edited) @Snježana M. greetings from the USA. You clearly aren’t from a rural area or have never experienced the horrible sounds of your livestock being eaten alive by an animal who was irresponsibly allowed to roam freely. And after a civilized warning to the neighbors to please prevent future slaughters....it happens AGAIN. Thank GOD “shooting”, as you put it, is still legal here in “barbaric” America, where we still have the basic human rights to protect our property. And what a shame if it comes to that because I do agree with the original comment that it’s really not the dog's fault, they’re just being dogs. It’s their owners who put them in jeopardy by not being responsible.
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Snježana M. 10 hours ago @julieanna65 funny, how every time you talk to an american about guns, they speak of their right to defend their properties... Yet, the smallest amount of those guns is used to actually protect, all the rest is there just to harm. Harm other humans, animals, your neighbours, innocent passers-by.... it's pretty obvious once a nation starts glorifying guns they don't stop at nothing, not even their own children in schools... so... Let's just stick to conversations, good old fences and doors & peace with our neighbours. The rooster and the dog were both in the wrong place at the wrong time. The rest is just human error, as usual. It DOES happen, no need to make that lady a villan or her dog a monster.
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julieanna65 10 hours ago @Snježana M. thank you for setting me straight! Whew! Just think, I could be merely protecting my chickens one day and the next, I could be shooting my own kids in school! Now if only all the actual criminals with guns could only read your suggestion about conversations, fences, and doors....what a world!
Snježana M. 10 hours ago @julieanna65 who knows, those mass shooters you have in the USA - maybe they protected their chickens at first too the problem is - they didn't stop there. Enough with these nonsenses.... Wishing you a lovely rest of the day and take care
Fanny NoKnickers is a chicken - scared of anything to do with work or effort. The waste of space will require assistance jusqu'à la fin de ses jours ...
Attraction is not only the looks. You can always turn off the light. And he is pretty enough, nothing wrong there, he is only shy and I like tall and smart guys.And most important guys who deliver which he seems to do. I am sure he runs a successful business which why he can't afford such a extravaganza like Steph project for a change.
It's not his fault that Steph is a lost case.
But I rather have a shy look than the over extrovert stare of Phil. And as I sad I like those Hathaway types....
Michael might be a typical handsome face but what's worth if he is a looser? Nothing attractive there....
I certainly don't find Petherdick handsome in any way and certainly not Billy, Ryan, Uncle Lee - poor old Pa is the pick of bunch there. I can't think of a single attractive male resident or visitor at any of the Chateaux. Lalande have a real motley crew - Davy and Selmar struggle socially and singularly unattractive, Baby Phil (would feel like cradle snatching), Builder Ian, Oliver the Ninny, Slimeball Potts and sly Chickenhead - Yuk! Dan is a nice guy but ....
Philip Fleury would win hands down every time.
The dog that attacked the cockerel will be back now it knows there are hens loose around the place. My heart sank when I saw loose dogs in the courtyard, having grown up on a farm. They'll be after the sheep too. SJ was defending the dogs, and their owner, saying they didn't mean any harm. Dogs left to run wild will hunt and attack. SJ had better get an enclosure built to protect the hens . Selmar seems to do nothing, yet gets paid. He was supposed to be building one. But he takes forever to do anything. Just send him on his way Stephanie, he's a drain on you, he's latched on to you, parking his van for free, getting food and drink free. He's a free loader. Employ a good local handyman to build a secure hen run. Have a serious talk with the neighbour who is so careless with her animals. In the UK dogs are shot if they worry farm animals like that.
Better yet, give all the animals to people that will be responsible. The garden, the chickens, the sheep are all part of SJs Marie Antoinette fantasy. I don't care about the nonliving junk, but the animals deserve better. I blame Mummy and Daddy for not raising SJ with a sense of responsibility to others including animal welfare. Everything in SJs life is an effing accessory to her grandiose delusion. BJJ is just another 'pet' i.e., lapdog. I truly do believe SJ will end her life alone. She's got a few more years before the Beginning of the End. She will only attract the most undesirable people. She'll be lucky if all they are is weird, but more likely she will also attract a criminal element. Mummy will be out of it or dead. Gerry's not much help in that department. The 'men' in her life will not want to get involved. But hey, she'll have all her vlogs to rewatch over and over again.
Most of the grifters have taken a hit this month on their Patreon accounts, even the Fleuries . All down, losing more patrons than at any other time. ( except Selmar who has gained 1)
I've always wondered just how many of MPK's patrons are legitimate ?
It will be interesting to see how all these patreon accounts fair as the pandemic wains, and life gets back to the new normal. I think many people, not all of course, will awaken from their isolated stupor and say WTF am I doing supporting these grifters. I expect lots of yard sales with meters of toile fabric and gads of old lady porcelain sold on the cheap.
He really dotes on her, which is lovable, even though he could do So Much Better.
The only art of his I've seen is that ruin porn stuff (her attraction?), which to me is 100 times more decadent than the gold leaf. Which, not to put too fine a point on it, is BS too.
Have to disagree with this one. Really doubt Johnny could land that large of a sugar mama ever again. Doubt his ‘art’ could pay for the front door of the Château. And they do genuinely seem to love one another.
Hmmm. Per the Chateau de Brives grifter chateau summit:
Sarah and George, the Brives, haven't done any of the decluttering the ETTC wedding expert advised them they'd need to do to attract a wedding clientele. All their tat is still lying around, per MW's eyewitness IG videos.
It's better curated than the unregulated sea of garbage on all surfaces from family chateau to salon to workshop at the Rosieres, but it is, basically, the #1 hallmark of ETTC grifter chateau style: Hoarding thrift shop crap.
So far, I really haven't seen any of these shatoos that would be worth the money to rent for a wedding. Most of them require that everything be done outside. Might as well rent a private or public park for a fraction of the price. Anna and Edd's and Dick and Angel's at least had the capacity for catering. All the others, from what I've seen, require you to bring in your own caterers and tents. Oh well, I'm probably just sour grapes as I think most of these weddings are a gauche, OTT, waste of money.
I know the song well…my offspring loved when little…
but for some reason it sounded like beat poetry to my mind…imagined you in a black beret and stripy shirt sitting on a stool smoke filing the room…strong coffee in mugs…whispers of weed swirling in the air…
Lessons for Snorty:
French dogs run fast.
Buy clothes one size up, they will fit.
Trim facial hair, hygiene is attractive.
Behind camera be quiet, grunts, walking even wind sounds all distract.
Bonus lesson:
Use one more shirt button.
once again a Tatler has killed me with a simple phrase
“French dogs run fast”
it’s so f’ing perfect
it must be the next title
“French dogs run fast”
I am just so very ded now
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the problem is - they didn't stop there. Enough with these nonsenses.... Wishing you a lovely rest of the day and take care 
me with a simple phrase