Oh Steph, where can your knickers be?
Did they get stuck when you went to the lavatory?
You'll get piles and then you'll be so-o-rree
Where can your knickers be?
Oh Steph why did you sit down there?
Don't you know you should carry a little square?
If you keep standing like that I can only stare...
Where can your knickers be?
Oh Steph, why did you make us guess?
When you wore white blowsy see through dress?
We all know what you now don't possess
Where can your knickers be?
Oh Steph why did you make me see?
Philip's filming Davey's new fantasy,
You show it so disgracefully,
Where can your knickers be?
Oh Steph we've come to the end of this
You have long been taking the p*ss
I hope by now you have got the gist
Sarah could make some as a sewist
Just put your knickers on