The Chateau Diaries #32 Church Of Stephinology: Crotch For Cash

[Arfarf]

In light of the lovebirds skipping down the street, high on cheese and baguettes I think this deserves another Premiere

I have never seen that video before! So extremely smart and witty and funny and ....wow! How do yoh guys do this stuff. Thanks for the entertainment!

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Did anyone enjoy Marie's "UNFORMAL" birthday party!
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No porcelain and no cutlery---FRK's passive-aggressive insult/attack on her mistress.
Dairy-laden food (chocolate-covered strawberry, dry cake, cheese platter, and pizza) to make sure BJJ can't eat anything.
The British TV girl brings a welcome change to the same old, same old faces at Lalande!

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Look! A hoe with a hose.

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And the stuff of MPK's nightmares...

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Not very professonal for a filmcrew to be part of this...

 

[MojoDublin]

And I spank

Christmas has come early

50 shades of heathcliffe- it’s like winning the lottery

SSB Hangs red embossed fabric or wallpaper........

We’ll know you’ve been there

 

[FrenchGirl123]

Did anyone enjoy Marie's "UNFORMAL" birthday party!
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No porcelain and no cutlery---FRK's passive-aggressive insult/attack on her mistress.
Dairy-laden food (chocolate-covered strawberry, dry cake, cheese platter, and pizza) to make sure BJJ can't eat anything.
The British TV girl brings a welcome change to the same old, same old faces at Lalande!

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Look! A hoe with a hose.

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And the stuff of MPK's nightmares...

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I am today years old when I learned that pursed lips is the new sign for moist.

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Is Stephanie that short in real life that she needs to wear high heels in any circumstances ? @Clara Burnett

A comment in their YT vlog tells the chatelaine that her dress-shirt is definitely "too short" and that's not good

 

[arwensgal1975]

a bit of a shambles with THE KISS at the end
you know that we know but the patrons don't know
what a carry on ..

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oh, and btw Nutti, you've done something wrong with the cake. It should be moist, you know like normal cakes. If you think GF cakes should be dry because it's GF you are nuts

Well now I can't unsee this! LOL!!!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Not very professonal for a filmcrew to be part of this...

The crew was already staying at Lalande.
It would have been extremely rude not to attend when they have been invited while staying there with nowhere else to go.

 

[Arfarf]

I LOVED that FRK put the cabosh on Snorts big show of cutlery and china! Hopefully that took some steam out of his little pants.
That mushy mouth kiss at the end was for all of us...to prove they ARE a couple. Eeeew
SJ needs to get it that just because she got a young guy in her bed does NOT mean he is a catch or that SHE is a catch. It means she is still immature and thirsty and having a midlife crisis.
And SJ has thee tackiest out -dated shoes I have ever seen. She is SO desperate for attention and fearing aging that she wears those"dresses" that are up to her crotch. Lordy, Lordy. STOP!

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

In case you want more of FRK's unformal birthday (birth week) celebration, she's doing a Cadeaux pour Marie au château.
Be her patron on Patreon so you can see where she forages!

 

[Linus]

I LOVED that FRK put the cabosh on Snorts big show of cutlery and china! Hopefully that took some steam out of his little pants.
That mushy mouth kiss at the end was for all of us...to prove they ARE a couple. Eeeew
SJ needs to get it that just because she got a young guy in her bed does NOT mean he is a catch or that SHE is a catch. It means she is still immature and thirsty and having a midlife crisis.
And SJ has thee tackiest out -dated shoes I have ever seen. She is SO desperate for attention and fearing aging that she wears those"dresses" that are up to her crotch. Lordy, Lordy. STOP!

The boy is not taking the piss out of tattlers. He and SJ are taking the piss out of their audience, which is worse.

 

[Heathcliffe]

What an ungrateful cow Marie is No cutlery, please grow up. Unformal and no china. So pretty much saying "It is my birthday, I do not want to endure what you two usually put me through, I don't like your taste and today you have to do as I say!" She looked like a crap version of Illona Staller with those Massive brows and in her oversized shirt, she needs a bra and her legs are not for that length...unlike her boss. Right, rant over. I would NOT ever spank her, not even a tickle! She will make an Awful old lady, I have said it before, she is bad enough as young. She was even trying to force her misery on her drunken pals "If your cake falls over you will NEVER get married! Because I said so!" The beer wench had made another horrible skirt, how nice for her. Phillip threw a kiss to Stephanie, and she told him he was an amazing man! I do think Clara was right, and it has properly given Marie something to sulk about. Stephanie in high heels and with a hose...hmm I shall saviour that memory. The BBC lady had a resting B face on, she is not good news. One more day of work folks, almost weekend!

 

[MojoDublin]

FRK will defo be on the warpath
Making popcorn
Image one FRK on bedchamber duty
Image Two ... the remains of BJJ s guts after she removed him from SSB suite

 

[Miss Trunchbull]

I LOVED that FRK put the cabosh on Snorts big show of cutlery and china! Hopefully that took some steam out of his little pants.
That mushy mouth kiss at the end was for all of us...to prove they ARE a couple. Eeeew
SJ needs to get it that just because she got a young guy in her bed does NOT mean he is a catch or that SHE is a catch. It means she is still immature and thirsty and having a midlife crisis.
And SJ has thee tackiest out -dated shoes I have ever seen. She is SO desperate for attention and fearing aging that she wears those"dresses" that are up to her crotch. Lordy, Lordy. STOP!

Help this woman.....to get through middle age. Donate generously.

 

[Linus]

I would NOT ever spank her,

I know most women here are smitten with you, Heathcliff. But damn, isn't this going too far?

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Help this woman.....to get through middle age. Donate generously.
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Hilarious. @Miss Trunchbull!
SJ may haven't even recovered from the quarter-life crisis from many, many years back that caused her to buy her princess castle in the first place.
Now, becoming romantically entwined with her much younger employee shows signs that mid-life crisis has begun!

 

[Patriciarella]

On FRK’s birt

She seems to always say that certain expensive items are designated for other locations but then they end up where she probably wanted them to be. It might be better to just be up front about it instead of playing the game so to speak. Of course, she can put it wherever she would like but it keeps happening so that is probably why I am questioning it and others have.

Well now I can't unsee this! LOL!!!

Snorty is sooooo full of himself, he now puts his hand in his pocket to try to be a model. He makes my skin crawl

 

[Green Ink]

Prancing around in Spode stilettos and a hankie dress on those tiles. Wow.

Credit to her.

No shame. No self-respect.

Just, wow.

No wonder Ian was gawking - just waiting for a view of the consumer unit.

 

[Beachgirl]

I couldn’t believe she blew out those candles. In these COVID times we are advised not to blow out candles. I bought sparklers to go on top of my sons 21st birthday cake so it doesn’t have to be boring.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

I couldn’t believe she blew out those candles. In these COVID times we are advised not to blow out candles. I bought sparklers to go on top of my sons 21st birthday cake so it doesn’t have to be boring.

She didn't just blow the candles, she also "blew" a strawberry. #sorrycouldnothelpit I was taken over by the spirit of Heathcliffe!
"Naughty Stephanie!"
"Editing Stephanie, no!"

 

[sammy13]

I LOVED that FRK put the cabosh on Snorts big show of cutlery and china! Hopefully that took some steam out of his little pants.
That mushy mouth kiss at the end was for all of us...to prove they ARE a couple. Eeeew
SJ needs to get it that just because she got a young guy in her bed does NOT mean he is a catch or that SHE is a catch. It means she is still immature and thirsty and having a midlife crisis.
And SJ has thee tackiest out -dated shoes I have ever seen. She is SO desperate for attention and fearing aging that she wears those"dresses" that are up to her crotch. Lordy, Lordy. STOP!

Agree about Jarvis’ shoes, the Absolute Worst Ever. Dated, old lady, worn and tacky. 80’s are over Jarvis, step up, you are raking in the $$$, buy New and fresh. Stop with the second hand rose tit. A real obsession of mine are Shoes, and she is lost. Great legs, but horrid shoe choices.

 

[lyna]

Look! A hoe with a hose.

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What in the bloody H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is she wearing? And WHY?

I am starting to feel like I am repeating myself...