The Chateau Diaries #32 Church Of Stephinology: Crotch For Cash

[Clara Burnett]

On the subject of BJJ banging his boss I can share some juicy news: eyes and ears that I trust as were they my own have reported seeing them this morning literally skipping through the streets La Chatre, the nearest town, firmly holding hands like proper love birds. Apparently seeing them like this, feeling unobserved and not having to perform for an audience, takes away all doubt they actually are a couple.
Which leaves us with a lot of questions: why on earth she would keep that a secret for her fans? And what’s with the camel toe and crotch shots? Is she really that desperate?

They have humane mousetraps, right next to the Dolce and Gabanna Cakes on the stove

That's just disgusting.

 

[Heathcliffe]

Poor Phillip, he could not hide his emotions when Stephanie ranted on about the returning Trotter boy. Once upon a time I was thinking they might hit it off...in all kinds of ways,- but no longer. It is clear that Phillip has moved in and that Trotter will be seen as an intruder and competition. I am rooting for Phillip,- Trotter boy is pure chaos and laziness. I know a lot of you detest Phillip, but I like the guy! He has a lot of good qualities, and where Trotter would lie and hore, Phillip would help old ladies over the streets and consider a nice cup of tea and the opportunity to massage Stephanies feet a really exciting friday night. I hope he and his china collection have a bright and happy future in Lalande, he fits right in. My wife keeps commenting on his trousers, but I don't see that there is anything to comment on hardly vulgar, he has packed rather discreetly. Can't remember who posted old photo of Stephanie in silk knickers, but thank you ;

 

[Green Ink]

Selmar has to move on..to the dutch lady who gets a real life series on dutch tv...and park his campervan there...there is no future for him at lalalande..run Selmar run....

she certainly looked as though he had pissed on her chips when he told her how to clean the tiles and then walked off. She totally expected him to do it. GO SELMAR!

 

[Bleu Lala]

The Q & A vlog was so unprofessional, a compete lack of preparation, faffing around for ages, trying to set it up in the middle of the vlog. Both BJJ and Steve could have sorted it all out in advance. Also, how ridiculous and disrespectful to her audience to start with BJJ doing her hair; a middle aged female employer getting her hair curled by a young male employee and then she brushes it out in front of the camera afterwards. How more unprofessional could she become? She has said before, as many YTubers do, that making vlogs is her job, she gets a kind of salary from the ad revenue, not to mention all the patrons' money but she can't even prepare properly. No wonder she has never had a real job, she wouldn't have lasted 5 minutes with her lack of a work ethic or professionalism.

Also, why did Nic have to bale her out in the early days when he was working for a living? She, no doubt, inherited a fortune. We now know her family had a separate family home as well as owning two large nursing homes. Nic must be dafter than he looks with the bag over his head!

She makes me think of a 20 year old, just getting their own flat and suddenly realising that they have to pay for boring things such as rent, gas, electricity and water, whereas, in the past, their parents paid for all the boring overheads and they could spend all their pocket money on fun. The trouble is this is a 43 year old who can't be bothered to pay for repairs to her own home and just uses her own money on travel and her hedonistic lifestyle, letting strangers pay for the boring but necessary stuff. She will never grow up, yet IJ says she does not have psychological problems! She probably said that as she thinks people would blame her parenting for any problems SJ might have.


Spiders love dusty, cluttered places where they can hide, that place must be full of cobwebs and spiders!

For a channel with 130k subscribers this was unprofessional and shows a complete lack of respect for the viewers.

 

[ComtesseRose]

Seems like Sir Trotter isn't the only one getting high. At least not according to this artwork...

 

[Marten]

From "Live Q&A from Lalande".

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

In a few years' time, BJJ will complete his transition into Miss Denker!

SJ's always dreamt of living a bespoke aristocratic life complete with a lady's maid and BJJ is her dream come true.

 

[Seeingitasitis]

Toe in a musical for two whole weeks in December. Looks like he maybe missed on the vlog for a month. With rehearsal and the week break in-between shows. Good for him. Break a leg.

Believe me, I love your optimism and positivity for him. I hope you are right, because I actually like him. But here is my prediction: After nearly two years of lockdown and all that this has entailed, it does not seem to me anyway, likely that people will want their pre-Christmas entertainment to be a night at the theatre viewing a story of silent gay love and murder in a 1950s prison set to music starring unknowns. Even by the end of the year, many people will not be interested in risking Covid still by attending performances, even if socially distanced. I daresay their mums might go. Besides, if you want to see that sort of thing, a quick visit to San Quintin, Wormwood Scrubs, Le Sante (depending on where you live) will save you unnecessary travel to The Netherlands at what will, no doubt, still be a difficult time.

LILIES - THE MUSICAL
DECEMBER 2021
Story about silent love and desires, hope and murder in a male prison in 1950, accompanied by a professional live orchestra.

Genre Prison drama, gay sexuality, murder

I have just hacked the following e mail exchange between Phillip and Michael Petherick:

Phillip to M Petherick: I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend—if you have one.

M Petherick to Phillip: Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second—if there is one.

 

[Marten]

From "Escape from the lockdown - Madrid - Doing it ourselves".

 

[MsPitstop]

I think Ma Trotter has given up on Michael as all the comments questioning him are still up, plus this new one:


Ann B
2 hours ago
to be continued in 2030

 

[Jeeves]

Of course we all knew that the Murano chandelier would find its way into her apartment - it was only a matter of time. She just needed to be "persuaded" as of course, it was never her intention, was it?
I wonder what the timeline of the Strephilly liaison is. We could go back to the comment during the Fleuries visit when we first heard the comment about "our bedroom". (dismissed by many!) or maybe the sudden appearance of matching rings on their ring fingers?
It was certainly going on by the time of their little getaway for Fanny's recouperation. No wonder Snorter was so readiy available for a midnight dash to hospital.

 

[MsPitstop]

BJJ is just trying to milk as much out of it as he possibly can before lock down ends and his hold on SJ will be fast over. No way the other men in her life will except boy-not-so-much-wonder and he will be cast aside. I agree with you it’s getting gross. She knows she can do so much better, but with lock down and the content he’s offering her fans freely, she keeps him hanging on. Kim Wilde was right.

I can't wait to see if Boy Meth-rick really does come to LalaLande with Ryan. and how Phillip copes. Boy Meth-rick will be full of testosterone from his partying in Madrid, Ryan will be after Stephanie's audience so in every shot, and mocking Philips hair/clothes. Stephanie won't be able to evicit them as this is what her viewers have bee demanding for months! Reunited and it feels so good! Stephanie and Micheal 4 Eva!

 

[Rory]

OMG I am watching Q&A in short bursts it just makes me so frustrated - now Steve has walked in with a tripod. This is unbelievable! 30K a month from patreons thousands in ad revenue and they behave like this. Lunch plates on her desk which have to be hidden, jumping up from desk to get wallpaper - I can't believe her fans don't say something. Imagine going to watch a concert and the performers start tuning their instruments once curtain raised. And the bullshit comment of walking around filming allows her to keep track of the projects. How about having meetings with the contractors, creating project timelines. Second bullshit moment - BJJ talking about his former work - you were a waiter looking for acting work don't try and dress it up.

 

[Violetty]

it only took 16 years....



After 16 years of longing for better insulation, we start on the transformation of the main 16th century attic, to insulate its floor and create a wonderfully huge storage area filled with vintage wardrobes...

Oh goody, another vlog showing our dear SJ togged out in overalls to prove to everyone that she is a Worker and so very happy to roll up her sleeves and get stuck in with the hard graft. Diesel is also featured in the ad for tonight's offering, so maybe he will have a starring role - maybe they sent him into the attic first as an attack dog to scare off all the wildlife that has taken up residence there.

It will be interesting to see how she manages the opposing factions within her fans (and tattlers). One the one side we will have the animal lovers staunchly defending the rights of the owls, bats, rats, mice and any other non-human living thing that has found its way up there. And on the other side we will have those who have been desperate for her to clean out the place for ages, sort out the hoarded tat, clean away the years of filth, insulate it, and make good use of the space (so she can bring in more tat). She has been very clever in the past at pleasing most of the people most of the time, but this is going to be a difficult one.

Personally, I am hoping that somewhere in the attic we will finally discover the answer to the question: just what did happen to Hanni?

 

[MarquisOfNadaillac]

I think it was his way of adding fuel to the fire that there may be something going on between he and SJ? Someone is definitely reading here! Especially since the cat, Ruby, was fixed and so many other things

Yes, it was a deliberate F U on the part of SJ and her lap dog to Tattlers. She def reads here, immediately bringing up Ruby and the sheep after people were discussing reporting her for animal cruelty.

 

[Gibson]

I can't help feeling sorry for Selmar these days. Even Snorting Philip has got in on the animal magic status the Selmar had previously made his own. He is also having the privilege of touching those Golden tresses. Selmar can only look on.

So now I hear 'Careless Whisper' in my head as Selmar heads away in The Selmobile in his quest to find lurve. He looks fondly back at the Shitoo as he heads off in the sunset.

[Low sound in the background because he sings quietly...whilst Steph and Philip sing together as they look adoringly at the camera, Selmar sadly changes the lyrics.]
I feel so unsure
As I took your hand on the dancefloor
The music begins to die
And I notice you giving Philip the eye
Calls to mind my broken dreams
All my moves to no avail
I let out a longing wail...

I'm never gonna dance again
Guilty feet have got no rythmn
Though its easy to complain
I know you're not a fool(Isabelle said so)
I should've known better as an older man
I couldn't even tempt you with my van
A younger man will up and leave you
So I'm never gonna dance again
The way I danced for you ooooo...

 

[Linus]

 

[MsPitstop]

And more comments! Natti and Snortalot aren't doing their jobs!


An Kn
1 hour ago
Please! We all knew the chandelier was meant for your new office all along, of course!


janet thomas
58 minutes ago
If you knock down the wall in the boudoir, where do the clothes go?






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Sophia W.
39 minutes ago
To the attic?

rockintherae
35 minutes ago
Its nice to see Steph do some real work!


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R B
1 hour ago
Exactly! Her parents and friends have been bailing her out her entire life, she has never had a real job, and relies on people she doesn't even know to pay for her OWN house upkeep. It would be funny if it wasn't so pathetic!

 

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[Stroppy]

I would like to extend my gratitude to all those brave tattlers, who pushed themselves, like long distance runners, to endure the recent live from lala land. You are to be commended, I only lasted till baby cheeses finished faffing with fanny's hair. Life is too short, so I used my remote to unsubscribe and tuned in to Dans, and the fleurries latest offering. I dont have FOMO anymore, I have you wonderful tattlers to keep me updated