The Chateau Diaries #308 So sad that Stephanie listens to Philip, he has no sense of style

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graciemckitten

WTF ?


@catherinefromchristchurchn6508
5 hours ago
If Pooh and Piglet were special because Phillip and Lancelot, why not commission a 'Phillip and Lancelot' sculpture in some medium for the bridge to the woods?


@eifelkind8750
13 hours ago
Unfortunately there is almost never anything about Lalande because you are everywhere in the world except in Lalande. You're just reporting about traveling and you don't even find out what's happening in Lalande. Except from the chapel. I.m sorry! Are there any volotiers?
 
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JackSpratt

Poor old dear has got a dodgy hip remember so needs a chooooffffferrrrugh.



Us mere mortals, with a few more years on her and our clapped out knees, just get on with it.

I'd love it though if she's been done by Le Flic, especially if she's still on a UK licence. Certainly around these here parts, anyone stopped on a traffic offence still on a UK licence and resident here (she has her carte de sejour) are having them taken and told to get a French one. She can't be arsed with such menial tasks, can't get anyone else to do it for her so VIOLA the TIT get to drive.

Sadly I think it's option A, it was a lovely birfday prezzie for ickle Tit.
 
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Just Grift Wood

Ghastly, ghastly, ghastly old foreskin flapping around CFS like a one trick pony screeching and pretending to be a presenter. Look at me everyone it rained so I bought a ridiculous tail coat so everyone look at me!!! She truly is an abomination, drops money on a garden she never goes into and a chapel she doesn't care about and on a boyfriend she has never fucked. A face and lips so full of fillers that is enough to stare at. She so desperately wants a TV career and can't understand why it hasn't happened.

Pube is a vacation from taste. Those hideous sculptures of piglet and poo were so twee and naff, but the petulant little liver lipped fag thought dropping 20k of grifted money would be nothing. He is a fucking nightmare and CD is a freak show.

The meal at home at the end you could tell Amaury was made to be there, she is desperate to portray the place as a haven of love and laughter but really she is like Kathy Bates in Misery holding them all captive to play along with her phoney narrative. Surely this living display of hell has to end soon, surely the blind will see what a bloody nasty little con bitch she is.
 
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Cleo's Asp

graciemckitten said:
Looks new. So much for her lie at the Garden Show that she had no coats to wear so had to purchase a $1,000 coat at the show. Good ole pathological liar Fanny. So predictable.

Is this another expensive garden show purchase?
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Yes, I 'm pretty sure it is. It's just the kind of thing they sell and it could well be the same make as the other one, so it probably cost at least another £800. It's certainly not the reverse of the other one as someone suggested in a comment. It's a completely different style but looks like another Indian print, as was the other one.

When watching her interview all those garden designers for the travel vlog, I wondered what on earth they would think if they knew what a disastrous gardener she was and how many plants she had managed to kill through neglect and a lack of any real care for nature. Also, the way she drained the lake and killed all the fish. These people at Chelsea are passionate about nature and the environment, whereas Fanny is a clueless, empty headed bimbo, caring only about her own appearance and only pretending an interest in having a garden in the hope it will enhance her own image. The garden she was most interested in was the Bridgerton one, just like she was only interested in Egypt because of Death on the Nile!
 
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JackSpratt

Blimey there's not much on that list she won't like is there. This time Marie will get a pair of wellies and some gardening gloves if she's lucky.
 
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Lochness Monster

My poor IT skills do not enable me to post the clip here but anyone who needs a laugh go to YouTube and
Search
French and Saunders animal control .
I find it really funny and I imagine the dump doing similar re the fox.
 
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M&MsMom

I have yet to watch any of her vlogs in Kyoto, Japan for exactly this reason! I wasn't about to let her spoil my beautiful memories of it.
 
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graciemckitten

here is a list of vendors for the Hampton Court garden show in July, 2024. What will Stephanie lie about when attending this garden show and what will she purchase? Stephanie and Snorty always pore over the websites and pre-shop the shows.

Stephanie has also been binge purchasing expensive earrings lately and trying to borrow them or hide them in videos.

A-Z at RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival 2024 / RHS Gardening

See our A-Z guide of all trade and plant exhibitors at Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival 2024.
www.rhs.org.uk

A-Z at RHS Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival 2024 / RHS Gardening

See our A-Z guide of all trade and plant exhibitors at Hampton Court Palace Garden Festival 2024.
www.rhs.org.uk
 
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Kalessi

I tried to watch her travel vlog. I hope to someday go to see the Chelsea Flower Show in person. I couldn’t stand listening to Fanny. I kept wondering what in the world is wrong with her?? Is it anxiety, drugs or arrogance? Needless to say, I didn’t finish it. I’ll watch the show with qualified presenters that don’t annoy the socks off me.
 
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JackSpratt

That dinner table shot at the end looked dire and miserable. Cuz hasn't even got a speaking role now. It looked like you could cut the atomosphere with a knife.

Looks like Snorty boy has utterly ruined onne of his overpriced shetland wool jumpers already, probably not taken it off. Still easy come easy go.
 
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graciemckitten

Stephanie’s not so grand tour comments. Only 12,000 views. Stephanie will have to purchase some views today for her “not so grand“ YouTube channel

filipegois3523
34 minutes ago
Antinous was not the son of Hadrian, was Hadrian's lover! And what love that was! Upon his premature death, by murder, Hadrian elevated him to the almost status of a God, being adored in both Greece / East and the West.


She is back…. Stephanie and her fake account spinning lies. Look at her planting horror story line travel, while you have the time and health.
carolinegooder7091
8 hours ago
My aunt and uncle loved national trust gardens and stately homes when they didn't have an easy life. Now they are unwell and don't travel. Travel when you have time and health

Rebecca-dm5ul
9 hours ago
You forgot to mention indigenous people lived here for hundreds of years. Colinist mentality.
 
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JackSpratt

I couldn't put myself through it as I'd end up punching the laptop. The normal vlog was enough.

Oh and Snorty boy's jumpers.......surprise surprise.......are from the womens section
 
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M&MsMom

Just for clarification, that purple scroll Stephanie unrolled was not an invitation to The Wedding of the Year. It was for a party the weekend before the Wedding of the Year. When I listened to Stephanie read it, I thought she said it was at some place called Chateau (then something unintelligible with her French) Noisette and I set about furiously Googling, as the word "spa" was mentioned. I went back and saw the location was shown on the scroll - it's being held at Viv's. And it also appears that only "noble chatelaines" will be in attendance, so I imagine that the Puy Vidals WILL be in attendance. Unless Vivienne and the Lady Sarah/Lord Stephen are having their soirées on a day not called Saturday, this means that for two weekends in a row, Stephanie will likely NOT be at her own chateau with B&B guests for dinner.

There wasn't a view of the entire invite, but Stephanie read the whole thing and at the end read "what happens in the chateau stays at a chateau". I venture a guess that at least three of the parties will be showing it on their vlogs (which includes the wedding couple themselves), showing each other videoing and making cutesy remarks about how they're chatelaines vlogging each other vlogging. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.....they're so "important".

As my husband says frequently about others, they are legends in their own mind!

 
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