The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

[graciemckitten]

And the hits just keep coming for the gruesome twosome.

@karenharrington3757
1 minute ago
Be careful with Lancelot. I am in Canada and we have foxes in our area that have managed to catch cats and small dogs. I have also seen a large bird (don't know the name) swoop down and carry off one of my neighbors cats. You can never be too careful with your small animals
user-qd6ml8je4l
4 minutes ago
Please please please have Lancelot on a leash when outside. It could only take a second…


@sweetsweetcandy3889
1 minute ago
I think you should attempt to capture the fox and have him relocated also.


@heyya7464
1 minute ago
I hope you guys are keeping Ruby indoors at nighttime.

@heyya7464
1 minute ago
I hope you guys are keeping Ruby indoors at nighttime.
lilirehak5569
5 minutes ago
Yes, please do keep Lancelot close. That fox has probably already ID'd him and is waiting for an opportunity. Probably need to "rehome" the fox. It's going to keep coming back

@maryannlessard8444
1 minute ago
Sorry, I really don't like your father's painting in that bedroom..

@christina_papou
1 minute ago
I don’t like the wallpaper. It’s too dizzy imo. I wish you had something more whimsical

WTF?
yvesgonin1958
1 minute ago
Get the fox and ask Marie to cook it, I am certain she will make an awesome dish with it as everythhing she finds turn to be stunning.

MaryEllen_of_OBX
18 seconds ago
Can you get a wild life officer to trap that fox and relocate it? I'm worried about the precious animals around there. Especially Lancelot and Ruby

 

[mrsp67]

Omg, just watched the Shatoo boys crazy work on a garden that I hope comes out nice! But I could not finish as the music reminded me of 80s porn!! Not that I’m saying watched a lot but ya know!! That MUSIC made me laugh like crazy!!!

 

[graciemckitten]

mikewatson5281
1 minute ago
Beware Lancelot is about the size of a small chicken

ntakovacj3644
1 minute ago
Now I'm worried about Lancelot -- Buzzards? Hawks?
26beegee
5 minutes ago
Be careful the Fox doesn’t get Lancelot!!


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@margiecraig6077
2 minutes ago
What type of job did Phillip have before you met him? Does he work?



@stillkicking2445
5 minutes ago
Love Love Love your channel…….but eek the kitchen cupboard doors need a coat of paint…. I promise this is the last time I will mention
it….

Now Stephanie has to set a trap for the imaginary Fox
mikewatson5281
45 seconds ago
You should set a trap for that fox

 

[Lady Avonlea]

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What in the entire world is THIS look now?
Nothing but a tacky tasteless linen-clad parasite

He looks like gay Charles Manson at a luau wearing an adult diaper !

Are there no full length mirrors at the dump?!

Snorty clearly thinks he's the ultimate in sartorial splendor wearing that fugly, floral, oversized, unbuttoned bowling shirt + his teenage, red, hightop Converse sneakers all day, including during dinner with the paying guests. If FRK's food didn't put me off my appetite sitting across the table from Snorty would.

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Fanny in her grifted kickback from One Hundred Stars.....

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Fear not lovers of Ruby! I'm pretty sure Ruby has known about that fox for some time. Ruby seems to be able to take care of himself pretty well. He is the only inhabitant of the dump that does.

"Foxes are generally not interested in cats, and the risk of a fox eating a healthy adult cat is very low. Adult cats are about the same size as foxes and have a reputation for self-defense. In fact, cats will often chase foxes away from their food or territory."

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Another new outfit? + hooker stilettos!

 

[Imperious Me]

This is in Dan's comments.. I'm a bit naive, no really... is this rude or?

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

And Amorie has fixed the damp in the storage containers. His parents stored things for years???? Seriously??? Why cant he fix the damp in the farmhouse??? We saw the containers when they brought blocks for or the chicken house. Didnt see Any kind of vents . Also will need to dig a foot down all the way around and install hardware cloth... and have a cover over the top .

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Another new outfit? + hooker stilettos!
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JHC! What a look! I'm just not a fan of pointy toed stilettos. That look is done and belongs in the past. What is that at the hem of the dress? Is it some kind of border print? Or an underskirt? It looks very off with the rest of the dress. I'm surprised she's not wearing her fugly strawberry shoes with the cherry dress since she just loves pattern on pattern. I just wish she would dress normally, but then I wouldn't have anything to poke fun at!

 

[Imperious Me]

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Loves young dream.... What a bloody mess.

 

[Jules100]

Stephanie was wearing her gumball engagement ring on her right hand in the bedroom right before the guest dinner.

 

[Jeeves]

Grant's snarky comment to the twerp about having stuff in his toes and "clenched in his bum too." In other words, if you want this done, pull your finger out and give me a hand with this.
Some of those comments about the mythical fox are just crazy - Fanny should arm herself with a gun on her walks or FRK could cook the fox

Still, good news that FRK and Grunt have earned themselves a day trip in the Porsche.

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[Pencil Pine Principessa]

Some of those comments about the mythical fox are just crazy - Fanny should arm herself with a gun on her walks or FRK could cook the fox


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The Berry Hillbillies

 

[Tartuffe]

Stephanie better get busy and see if Philip can find a taxidermied fox at Emmaus that they can place into a trap and pretend that they have located in kill the fox say, committed the chicken massacre.

Gracie, I think they already have a stuffed fox they can use . . . in the billiard's room winter salon library.

I'm sure there are better images, but it can be seen in this screenshot from when the first B & B guests of this season gave their "reviews" of the HMN (Dirty Sox is sat to the left of Blue-Chain Lady).

 

[M&MsMom]

Gracie, I think they already have a stuffed fox they can use . . . in the billiard's room winter salon library.

I'm sure there are better images, but it can be seen in this screenshot from when the first B & B guests of this season gave their "reviews" of the HMN (Dirty Sox is sat to the left of blue-chain lady).

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Grrrrr......The only thing I hate more than taxidermy is Philip. And Stephanie and Isabelle.
(I think that about covers it)

 

[UvulaDonor]

The risk of a fox killing a pet cat or dog is rare; they don't want to be around humans and pet cats and dogs are usually around humans. On a walk, the dog can be off leash but as a human is nearby, a fox is highly unlikely to attack a dog, even a small one. People are getting hysterical.

 

[Jeeves]

You said you were an actor on your application form, Philip. Now get out there and see if you can put in a more convincing performance than you do as my straight boyfriend. I've set the scene and now you just need to convince the punters about Leftalot's sudden disappearance.

 

[Pekey]

OMG....... Herb Shirt Snorts and his wonderful taste!
Oh what a 'suck up" to Fanny putting that crappy daddy's art in that small bedroom!!! Looks god awful !
Then there is "younger" Fanny with her new short haircut and dye...... sorry darlin, you still look old and haggard ! That is what lying does to you.
Then there is EVERYONE going on about the fox !
The more people do that you know its a lie!
Silly Annelise was twirling her shirt while talking about it to Fanny. They know its Ratso.
Foxes have been around there for years but not a little crazed dog and we all know FRK is stupid and would not keep a eye on him all the time!
Mind you....... FRK is hired as a cook not a dog nanny.
Snorts should have kept a eye out for him - I mean its HIS DOG !!!

 

[Ladeda1957]

The complaints about the newly decorated room continue

amysimpson646
1 minute ago
You need a decorator. It's such a jumble of styles and periods, it looks like it was decorated by college students, and not design students

@konielliott2933
2 minutes ago
I like Phillip's shirt but find the half tucked in very strange. Don't care for the painting in that room

angelinajardean6484
3 minutes ago
The wallpaper is not soothing… a sifter wispy floral would be better.

tzok09
7 minutes ago
I like the room, but agree, sadly that particular painting of your father's is not quite right for the room. But that said, its your home and your father. The rest looks lovely IMO.


@dalebadman6700
6 minutes ago
I agree that the wallpaper is not right for the room and neither is your fathers gorgeous painting! The beds are perfect!
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looks like Stephanie better get going and trap that pesky Fox.

deedeed6853
20 seconds ago
Regarding the Fox.... You need to ask your MAYOR/Person in charge of Wildlife etc... to trap the fox and relocate him. Once he's killed he will be forever an annoyance or worse, a killer. I think wildlif conservationists should help you out here. Your fathers painting, although beautiful, it does NOT work well in this room. (Just my thots). The rest of the new room is beautiful

bigboy77dk
12 minutes ago
Don't ignore the fox situation, because now, your place is their good hunting ground, so they will keep on coming, looking for any prey, meaning the peacocks, Lancelot, Ruby... But also all small wildlife in the gardens and woods.... The foxes probably have alot of growing young ones to feed


@deborahreynolds1552
2 minutes ago
Please consider getting a guarding dog, Ombaline or Kirsty will be able to guide you I am sure. He/She could live in the walled garden and go out during the day with the chickens and gard the Peacocks when nesting as well. They are very low maintenance and independent but very very protective of their livestock. It will save a lot of stress to animals and humans alike

brianastinson1670
12 minutes ago
Does Ruby have a way to go somewhere safe at night? Away from the fox. Can he be put in an out building at night or something so he’s away from the fox? I know it attacked during the day but Ruby would be very vulnerable at night especially.


@lindametten4010
3 minutes ago
Please put a wire top on the chicken area, the fox will return.

Wendy is getting spicy in the comm3nts.

@wendymorrison5803
12 minutes ago
Loving Philips ensemble in linens today. He looks comfortable and stylish. Away with the college boy skinny jeans.

lindablackmore
2 minutes ago (edited)
The room is nice but getting there through that unfinished hallway and those exposed wires isn't very professional, safe or up to code for a bed and breakfast. Just saying


@juliecoggins1170
7 minutes ago
The wall paper is so busy, keep the decorations simple. Even the blue trim in this room is so bold, it throws things off… I clearly makes putting this beautiful room together more difficult.

Kandi-Walker
1 minute ago
The wallpaper design looks like marijuana leaves in my opinion. Not very Chateau-y, or is it??

vickihansen1937
1 minute ago
About this bedroom you are referring to in this video: I personally do not like the wallpaper at all. There is no interest or variation in the paper pattern. It is just a simple repetition of what looks like blue snowflakes. However I assume it is there to stay. My suggestion is to downplay the intense blue with white trim, base trim, door and window trim, to match the white in the paper. Do not put any type of cream colored furniture against that white. Darker wood or white painted wood. White bed coverings.The blue is too much. It is a very unrestful room with that paper and the blue trim gives no relief. Rember, just my opinion.

I know her followers are bloody idiots and probably don’t watch other classy chateaux vlogs like Purnon, but for them to start rebelling about her vlogs, it’s hilarious I hope The tide is turning

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Grant is not enjoying this trip, there is no camaraderie or banter to be had. He has travelled to the other side of the world to lug books and furniture.

Fanny playing with time lines Natty and Amaury not filmed on the same day as Grant and Snorts trying to polish that turd of a bedroom. Funny she chose to decorate possibly the one room in the house that looked nice before. That wallpaper is horrible, horrible pattern, horrible colour. Painting the windows and skirtings boards in a match blue also a disaster. The room is a small rustic attic room treat it as such, she could possibly redeem it slightly with some rustic antique pine furniture, which looks good with blue, but in my opinion the wallpaper is all wrong. That ghastly Dad painting was laughable, Snorts is a twit. They feel now everything in the room has to be blue, it actually needs contrasting colour and texture and again the aisle is all wrong, They really have no idea and the notion they all hold Snorts up as a designer is so hilarious, he can't visualise or even hang a painting at the right height. They need some heavy wool based curtains at the window to add texture and turn down the twee meter, Christopher Farr has lovely fabrics. They are actually afraid of the wallpaper.

Now on this flog Fanny acts concerned about Leftalot and the fox, well the chickens were killed months ago and that spoilt little tit Ratso has been darting round free as a bird ever since, all for the camera that concern.


Fanny get 6 inches taken off your hair and find a new hairdresser -a middle parting with your vast forehead is not good.

75 E for a bit of egg salad with three pieces of asparagus, the world's smallest piece of haddock and that classic French dish of gnocchi and pesto. Seriously what the duck. Only 4 guests this is a nonsense to pay someone to cook for so few people, Fanny should be cooking and servicing jumped up witch. Yet Snorts the heinous little creep only buys dinners services of 20 or more- for Fanny him and their imaginary friends, because even guests aren't coming now. That table setting tonight was definitely Granny Caravan vibes an absolute horror show.