The Chateau Diaries #307 Stephanie Jarvis, how do other châteaux progress but yours does not?!

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You know Gertie .... I asked the GP if I could get the covid and the flu together and he said no....... now a couple of years ago he gave me both ( god I was sick I have to admit after it ) so that is why I am late plus my hubby operation.
I am sorry to hear your husband has shingles .... it can be so painful ....... did he get that medicine you take just after you get it? It makes it "better" so they say.
Masks are back for me .
Hasn't it been cold and its not winter yet !!!
 
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From the Gibbons FB
Windy Wendy said the Chelsea Flower Show was a washout so she went to the Ardmore shop and two rays of sunshine walked in.
Oh Jackie , what walked in was two old Grifters !
Fanny looks like some old lady Squirrel found there hiding behind a flowerpot .
 
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Oh Jackie , what walked in was two old Grifters !
Fanny looks like some old lady Squirrel found there hiding behind a flowerpot .
That was her description, of her idols.

you know I wouldn't be that nice. Lol

More like in walked an old trout and a tit in a toupee.

I wonder how much they spent there.
 
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@carolinegooder7091
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That is 5 hours away by car to that area of France. I know. I see beautiful tall display cases for the Lalande china room and there is no way to ship them easily. Michael doesn't drive
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I am so tired of seeing Stephanie posting snarky comments about Michael P. not being able to drIve. She has mentioned this over and over and over again in various comment sections, when it has been unnecessary. Sorry he wouldn’t agree to be your gay fake boyfriend and you got stuck hiring the lazy, universally loathed, gay sex pest, porcelain fondler, and shopping addict Snorts.

I wish Michael would secretly get his drivers license, and drive over to the dump unannounced, and suddenly appear staring thru the kitchen wIndow from the courtyard and scare the crap out of her one day, or jump out of the back of an Amazon delivery truck in the Dump courtyard, startling her so she drops her favorite porcelain tea cup full of hot tea, or throws a big pie in her face.
 
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Melbourne feels positively balmy to me . Winter in Castlemaine is pretty bloody cold. I try to embrace it and put on lots of layers to work outside, think Michelin woman.

Some people do react badly having the two vaccinations together. We were fortunate . . . a jab in each arm with minimal side effects.

Mr GM had tingling down the side of his face on the Thursday which he didn't tell me about. Then on the Friday morning he woke up with a rash down the left side of his face. He managed to get a doctor's appointment at very short notice which in the country is a minor miracle. He was given a script for antivirals and told to start taking them as soon as he got home from the chemist without delay.
He spent most of the next week in bed. Saturday, Sunday and Monday he really suffered with a terrible headache, fever and dreadful nerve pain down the side of his face and across the top of his head. It's been just over two weeks now and he's feeling better, however, if he gets over tired he feels unwell again. It can take up to 10 weeks to feel tip top. He is thankful for the antivirals as he thinks it would have been worse without them or if he had delayed going to the doctor.

And I'm glad masks are back for you.
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Oh Jackie , what walked in was two old Grifters !
Fanny looks like some old lady Squirrel found there hiding behind a flowerpot .
Aren't they sweet . . . with their coordinating jumpers.
 
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From the Gibbons FB
Windy Wendy said the Chelsea Flower Show was a washout so she went to the Ardmore shop and two rays of sunshine walked in.
Is Steff wearing a pie crust neck shirt? A Liberty print skirt? A cashmere crew neck? How retro.

The necklace on display looks ripe for the picking by the Jarvis claw.

The prancing twerp, as ever, looks an utter prat.
 
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There should be a local law passed in Crozon-sur-Vauvre which mandates that public menace Stephanie Jarvis is required to wear a yellow reflective safety vest at all times when she leaves the Dump so local townspeople can more easily detect her approaching and dive into local shops, run to their vehicles and flee the Shittelaine, horny, whining Ratso, and the gay fake fiancé castmember Phillip, grab their safety bags to pull over their heads, and put in ear plugs or don noise cancelling headphones. She should also be banned from screeching/ singing in public for the good of the community.

 
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I find it highly annoying when you thank someone for something and they say " no problem " ..
You hags would hate me, I can be a socially awkward person so I go on auto-pilot a lot during small talk so all you get from me is "no problem", "have a good one", "see you later", "take care", everyone is "my lovely"
 
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Oh stupid me...... you are in Cold Castlemaine !
Happy to see your hubby is feeling better! They do say the antivirals work and here is proof! Good !!!
Sometimes I say to myself "you must stop watching CD it makes you so mad but ........ I can't - I want to see her and all the grifters that seem to stick to her like velcro get their comeuppance !
 
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Is Steff wearing a pie crust neck shirt? A Liberty print skirt? A cashmere crew neck? How retro.

The necklace on display looks ripe for the picking by the Jarvis claw.

The prancing twerp, as ever, looks an utter prat.
Very sloane ranger.
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Me too x
 
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Isn’t this sweet? Someone from the local village captured a photo of giant man hands Jarvis comparing hands with Snorts while waiting for their fish and chips dinner at a local restaurant.

 
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Fuck a Doodle Doo
How many Ardmore tablecloths and napkin sets does that twat need in his life? I just wish Ryanair would act true to form and lose their bloody luggage on their return home.
 
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