What has changed in the last 3 1/2 years at the Shatoh? It was always cold, falling down, ramshackle . A mere Phillip - that's all. Perhaps, also the friends now see the everyday superior quality of f4f's life when she can no longer plead poverty, relying upon the charity of her friends with bolli and 'vittles'. The never ending boosting of the useless twit has annoyed everyone - hence the empty corridors now.
To the more observant among us; are those giant watering tanks in place of selmar's compost? How IS the irrigation in the walled garden after matt and dan worked endlessly on it. (c'mon Iz, we know you read here, DO tell).
Poor Marie! Of course she has to chop up the raspberries, to eliminate the mouldy bits! Different guests each week, yet for three minutes of content, she has to devise a whole new, experimental menu for 2 euros per head, just to satisfy the whim of the super sadist sporting her etro girly granny attire.
To the more observant among us; are those giant watering tanks in place of selmar's compost? How IS the irrigation in the walled garden after matt and dan worked endlessly on it. (c'mon Iz, we know you read here, DO tell).
Poor Marie! Of course she has to chop up the raspberries, to eliminate the mouldy bits! Different guests each week, yet for three minutes of content, she has to devise a whole new, experimental menu for 2 euros per head, just to satisfy the whim of the super sadist sporting her etro girly granny attire.
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"You can have your Mother Teresa moment another day!"
If I ever publish a book, it will be on the back cover "
