Thank you for documenting the absurdities of these Patreon vlogs. I wonder how the people funding this BS feel about the nontent of how their $$$$$$ is spent. Make no sense to me.
The Chateau Diaries #305 2 containers full of junk and off to the brocante to buy more. Weeee!
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That poor dog needs to see a eye specialist ....... that lens !!!
Dan has the $$ ..... take your dogs to the Vet and a eye specialist you crappy dirtbag!
While there ..... get them both de-sexed .
Dan has the $$ ..... take your dogs to the Vet and a eye specialist you crappy dirtbag!
While there ..... get them both de-sexed .
If Anna was Andy Dan would have noticed him mounting... I think it's either Annalise' dog or maybe a visitor at the house below.. Regardless if there's never dogs around, extremely irresponsible to not take care of spaying them. The other one has to be pregnant too surely.Will the “ you can’t tell me what to do” obscenely cheap gruesome twosome ever get Ratso fixed so he doesn’t hump every dog that enters the dump, hunp guests, hump furniture, urine mark, and be a general whiney, whimpering, barking, moaning sex pest like his daddy, Sir Snorts a Lot?
They don’t give a tit about animals and they do not like to pay vet bills. Didn’t Baghead failed to pay and fix the sheep so they had inbred lambs at the dump until the caretaker of the property arrange to have the animals neutered? Stephanie has eagerly encouraged and raised inbred peachicks, and failed to take Ruby to the vet when he was seriously injured. Recall that Selmar had to take Ruby to the vet Because Stephanie was too lazy and cheap to do so. Ruby does not get routine veterinary care. I bet Ruby gets no flea or tick treatments. I wonder if Ratso has lots of fleas since they are likely to cheap to get flea or tick prevention medication for the dog.
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Updated Dan comments:
@maisonstringbean8681
17 minutes ago
Incredibly sad for these dogs. How are they not spayed and neutered? You are an irresponsible pet owner.
fionat5698
42 minutes ago
Surprised your dogs weren't spayed!
marshawhite2904
1 hour ago
PUPPIES…. Adorable! So she must be the dog I hadn’t seen for awhile !!
@faeryvixenetc
2 hours ago
good lord! Was she knocked up on her first heat?? Feed her extra and give her supplements! nursing that many pups can be hazardous if the mama is not given nutritional support. How did you not know she was pregnant??? Thank you for taking the pups off the cold cement and giving them a blanket! SMDH
MamaDeesGardens
2 hours ago
Unspayed, female dogs can draw in unaltered males via scent. Get them spayed.
lindamitman4538
2 hours ago
I hope Elsa and the puppies are doing well. Might want to talk to a vet and get Anna checked to be sure she’s not pregnant too. Last thing you need. Get her spayed if not. Meanwhile, the puppies are adorable but will need vet checks and shots at 6 weeks. You definitely have your hands full now.
@MAC-op5fc
2 hours ago
I know many have said this, but please neuter your 2 dogs. Sheesh.
bluebook709
2 hours ago
I wondered why we only saw a single dog lately, she must have not been in the mood for running around lately.
@lyndamac1058
3 hours ago (edited)
it's not rocket science to know if you have a unfixed female dog and on heat she will get pregnant. Lets see what the pups turn out shall we? Didn't know? uhuh yep.
@iknovate
3 hours ago
The puppies had puppies?!?!?
BlackCatMargie
3 hours ago
They are cute, but shelters are putting hundreds of dogs to sleep every day. Please get all your pooches spayed and neutered.
judyholdsworth7096
4 hours ago
Obviously Elsa isn’t into personal protection either. View attachment 2934399
viewers are implying incest. Surely Dan could not be so stupid as to not recognize the difference between a male and a female border collie, and purchased a brother and sister instead of 2 sisters. Do you think the newborn puppies look like purebred border collies?
BaybNJoe
4 hours ago
Are you sure Anna is Anna and not Andy? Please get them fixed.
Elsa’s puppies.
View attachment 2934391View attachment 2934392
photo of purebred newborn border collies from the internet below.
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They're very black.. Lab? Homeless pooch? eww.Will the “ you can’t tell me what to do” obscenely cheap gruesome twosome ever get Ratso fixed so he doesn’t hump every dog that enters the dump, hunp guests, hump furniture, urine mark, and be a general whiney, whimpering, barking, moaning sex pest like his daddy, Sir Snorts a Lot?
They don’t give a tit about animals and they do not like to pay vet bills. Didn’t Baghead failed to pay and fix the sheep so they had inbred lambs at the dump until the caretaker of the property arrange to have the animals neutered? Stephanie has eagerly encouraged and raised inbred peachicks, and failed to take Ruby to the vet when he was seriously injured. Recall that Selmar had to take Ruby to the vet Because Stephanie was too lazy and cheap to do so. Ruby does not get routine veterinary care. I bet Ruby gets no flea or tick treatments. I wonder if Ratso has lots of fleas since they are likely to cheap to get flea or tick prevention medication for the dog.
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Updated Dan comments:
@maisonstringbean8681
17 minutes ago
Incredibly sad for these dogs. How are they not spayed and neutered? You are an irresponsible pet owner.
fionat5698
42 minutes ago
Surprised your dogs weren't spayed!
marshawhite2904
1 hour ago
PUPPIES…. Adorable! So she must be the dog I hadn’t seen for awhile !!
@faeryvixenetc
2 hours ago
good lord! Was she knocked up on her first heat?? Feed her extra and give her supplements! nursing that many pups can be hazardous if the mama is not given nutritional support. How did you not know she was pregnant??? Thank you for taking the pups off the cold cement and giving them a blanket! SMDH
MamaDeesGardens
2 hours ago
Unspayed, female dogs can draw in unaltered males via scent. Get them spayed.
lindamitman4538
2 hours ago
I hope Elsa and the puppies are doing well. Might want to talk to a vet and get Anna checked to be sure she’s not pregnant too. Last thing you need. Get her spayed if not. Meanwhile, the puppies are adorable but will need vet checks and shots at 6 weeks. You definitely have your hands full now.
@MAC-op5fc
2 hours ago
I know many have said this, but please neuter your 2 dogs. Sheesh.
bluebook709
2 hours ago
I wondered why we only saw a single dog lately, she must have not been in the mood for running around lately.
@lyndamac1058
3 hours ago (edited)
it's not rocket science to know if you have a unfixed female dog and on heat she will get pregnant. Lets see what the pups turn out shall we? Didn't know? uhuh yep.
@iknovate
3 hours ago
The puppies had puppies?!?!?
BlackCatMargie
3 hours ago
They are cute, but shelters are putting hundreds of dogs to sleep every day. Please get all your pooches spayed and neutered.
judyholdsworth7096
4 hours ago
Obviously Elsa isn’t into personal protection either. View attachment 2934399
viewers are implying incest. Surely Dan could not be so stupid as to not recognize the difference between a male and a female border collie, and purchased a brother and sister instead of 2 sisters. Do you think the newborn puppies look like purebred border collies?
BaybNJoe
4 hours ago
Are you sure Anna is Anna and not Andy? Please get them fixed.
Elsa’s puppies.
View attachment 2934391View attachment 2934392
photo of purebred newborn border collies from the internet below.
View attachment 2934393
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I noticed Snorts didn't even look up from his meal when Fanny was extolling the virtues of Poor Marie... Another one laser focused on freebies.
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Good grief... this is the kind of idiot that follows and pays these fools... There's no hope for any of them.
I was going to leave the same comment to @Madame de Pompanddoodoo comment
He is always driving it because it is his car.
Since they started traveling around with the Porsche, I started to have the feeling that Fanny bought the Porsche for Snorts… I remember references to the video where she promised to buy Trixie a car… That is it, the Porsche is Trixie’s car…
It fits the bill, it fits with her elitist show off sugar mamma attitude, she gave him the Porsche, the car he drove alone to the Netherlands while she was in Japan to show friends and family…
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I've been binge watching (little pun there!) My 600 Pound Life old episodes. Most, if not all of the people, had trauma in their childhoods that led them to use food as a means for comfort. I think Auntie may fall into this category too. The tale of the two sisters would make an interesting study. Isabelle, the stingy and miserly sister and Auntie the generous and gluttonous sister. I can't help but get the feeling that Grandmama wasn't all that much fun like Fanny says. I realize they probably went through some tough times during WW2 with food shortages. I don't understand why Auntie doesn't at least try to curtail her consummation of food and alcohol at her age. I think both Auntie and Uncle Steve drink a lot! Auntie looked pretty rough in yesterday's vlog. The blonde hair doesn't help her ruddy complexion which may be caused from too much booze. One thing is for sure, everytime we see Auntie and Uncle in Fanny's vlogs they are eating and drinking. Does Auntie have any healthy hobbies? Do any of them have any healthy hobbies?
Wow, I just watched yesterday’s vlog 
Our TV died. It was about 13 years old. We got a new one and I watched the Vlog , I was shocked at the eye wrinkles and lip wrinkles, her dry lips were terrible! It was all magnified by the new TV technology super sharp super clear it was shocking. Yuk
Also, thank you @tuffiti ….That was interesting…she’s Despicable and so is snort. I can’t tell if they are disgusted with each other or not.. we will see.
Our TV died. It was about 13 years old. We got a new one and I watched the Vlog , I was shocked at the eye wrinkles and lip wrinkles, her dry lips were terrible! It was all magnified by the new TV technology super sharp super clear it was shocking. Yuk
Also, thank you @tuffiti ….That was interesting…she’s Despicable and so is snort. I can’t tell if they are disgusted with each other or not.. we will see.
Fanny and Phyllis have finally made a statement today about Ratso's neutering -- and Dan's doggy daddy -- in the CD comments. 
@probstnatalie
13 hours ago
Is Lancelot neutered yet? That might help him become more calm around other dogs. I have a 5 year old Yorkie that I still haven't gotten fixed. I have waited way too long, LOL. He is naughty.
@dianegriffith3006
13 hours ago
I thought they’d done this not far after they got him.
@TheChateauDiaries
2 hours ago
No, he’s not neutered yet (no, he’s not the father of Dan’s puppies
). I wanted to wait till his muscles had stopped developing, because I can see he’s still getting stronger every day
@probstnatalie
13 hours ago
Is Lancelot neutered yet? That might help him become more calm around other dogs. I have a 5 year old Yorkie that I still haven't gotten fixed. I have waited way too long, LOL. He is naughty.
@dianegriffith3006
13 hours ago
I thought they’d done this not far after they got him.
@TheChateauDiaries
2 hours ago
No, he’s not neutered yet (no, he’s not the father of Dan’s puppies
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I guess that is his engagement present, which he was demanding!
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I do my vlog watching on my television as well. It’s shocking just how much more horrifying they are in large scale high definition!Wow, I just watched yesterday’s vlog
Our TV died. It was about 13 years old. We got a new one and I watched the Vlog , I was shocked at the eye wrinkles and lip wrinkles, her dry lips were terrible! It was all magnified by the new TV technology super sharp super clear it was shocking. Yuk
Also, thank you @tuffiti ….That was interesting…she’s Despicable and so is snort. I can’t tell if they are disgusted with each other or not.. we will see.
No dogs around eh Dan? You Moron. My money's on the pitty. The lab looks too old n fat.
Fortunately, I am spared the closeups as I view everything on a 13 inch laptop and that's bad enough!
The trouble with adding to a family 'heirloom' is you don't know which are your heirloom pieces and which are from the garage sales...
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Instead of a Porsche, Fanny should have got Snorty a semi 18-wheeler. It would be more efficient to travel to brocante's and auction storage units in a tractor trailer, load it up, and then off-load the full shipping container back at the shitoo. They can then start their rounds all over again with another empty shipping container...and so on....and so on.
Unlike the US, it's too bad that in many EU countries it's illegal for large rigs to have a sleeping quarter, because Fanny could save so much on cheap roadside motels during their travels she is so fond of.
Brocunts on tour! Imagine the marketing on the side of the shipping container. (I'm sure some creative Tattler can come up with a design)
Snorty joked about getting a car for his engagement gift. Quid pro quo. The Porsche was partial payment to Snorty for keeping the deception going.
Instead of a Porsche, Fanny should have got Snorty a semi 18-wheeler. It would be more efficient to travel to brocante's and auction storage units in a tractor trailer, load it up, and then off-load the full shipping container back at the shitoo. They can then start their rounds all over again with another empty shipping container...and so on....and so on.
Unlike the US, it's too bad that in many EU countries it's illegal for large rigs to have a sleeping quarter, because Fanny could save so much on cheap roadside motels during their travels she is so fond of.
Brocunts on tour! Imagine the marketing on the side of the shipping container. (I'm sure some creative Tattler can come up with a design)
Absolutely, it was really evident when he had Lancelot on the lease walking and PJ turned back and spoke harshly. Just the look on his face and the tone. He has no love or time for his dog.
Fanny, I'm sure the nudist side of Cape d'Agde prefers you & Snorty keep your clothes on too!
Thank you so much @tuffiti and I hope you had a lovely holiday x
Oh Stephanie, you poor poor thing I really don't know where you find the strength to carry on, having had such a terrible childhood with your parents having to scrimp and scrape to make ends meet.
bleeping hell Nikki for christ sake don't tell Hair System he dated a piece of antique clothing correctly, he's already an unbearable pretentious prick.
Oh Stephanie, how you spoil Marie taking her to a jam tasting evening, I'm blown away and dare I say a little tearful. Of course you bought as many as you could, never doubted you for a moment. You know, It's as if you knew the restaurants would be shut, fancy that, so back to the shithole for bread n drippin it is Marie. Weeeee
Oh Hair System, take it noone liked your revolting carrott!??WTAF! pasta. That'll be like a house brck by the morning
Someone for the love of god give that woman French lessons to cure her of her over pronounciations please, I can't stand it.
Hahaha good to see you're making the point there are no fat naked tourist in that part of town but guessing your little stroll out with the Hair System was to show him where it is.
Too many south of France properties, just trying to keep them straight.
-The place Auntie & Uncle are staying at (only shown from the outside) until their house is complete. Used to be Stephanie’s grandmothers house.
-Is there just one more (grungy) place nearby that Isabelle owns or that plus an additional one that SJ owns?
The way SJ discusses it is confusing.
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