Fennelbug
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Wow! Steph! You are mentally ill! I see it now…
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pretentious little prick!
Do they not know that the château is falling down from the top?
Brava, LindaBlackmore. Fanny is the most selfish little orphan princess ever self-invented. Marie is her personal handmaiden turned maid of all work. There to be used and exploited, not included, cared about or celebrated.Before it's deleted from the CD comments:
@lindablackmore
4 minutes ago (edited)
You know! It wouldn't have killed Stefanie to have gone out and bought Marie a beautiful birthday cake and put candles on it, especially with all the hard work she does cooking, dog sitting and cleaning! Instead of having Annalise bake one that still looked gross! And no unwrapping gifts for Marie? I'm NOT apologizing for this comment either!!!
It beggars belief she is even open for business. With the latest megalith falling from the structure it seems the place is so unsound. She is so beyond redemption she sees nothing wrong with charging top dollar to stay in a shonky building site. In normal Chambre d'hote land she would not have guests and lots of complaints quite simply it is in an unacceptable state, with out her Chateau DIY fame no one would be coming. I honestly am surprised she is allowed to remain open for business and it shows the contempt she has for others. She would not accept staying somewhere so cold and uncared for. There is no where to even sit and relax inside or out. She offers paltry dinners all fluffed up with pretension, derisory breakfasts and no care about people spending their hard earned money so she can go and stay somewhere infinitely better, with her "allergy to work" faux boyfriend. The bare faced or botoxed faced gall of the woman is literally astounding-she is shameless, selfish, smug, trite, avaricious, greedy yet mean, indulgent, waspish and quite frankly utterly callous. Rant overShe's probably continuing with the hope that one of the grannies will leave her a large inheritance.
But I agree, there had never been a true interest in renovating Lalande (at least not since Derek) or else it would have already happened in the last 16 years.
With the state that the dump is in now, any normal person would pause the B&B or even take a break from these daily videos. But it takes a level of crazy to pretend that everything is fine, even though it's clear that there are maybe 3 rooms left in this house that are still inhabitable.
If she wasn't scripted filmed and was filmed in order she could whack this shit out in an 1-2 hours tops it is not a difficult edit.She is not grading it, doing sound or making complicated transitions they are just clumsy jump cuts. The reason hers takes so long is she is going back through weeks of footage to cobble stuff together and make it all look like a day. Dan and Billy film on the day in order and just edit what they have she is playing games with time lines and what actually is happening.If vlog content is filmed at least a week in advance and editing is probably done in huge chunks (edit 3 or 4 vlogs in a day) why is getting a vlog out on time such a challenge????? Dan and Billy film daily whilst working, edit the day of and don’t seem to have any issues.
The brainless old bird also had a waterproof Barbour jacket in the car but chooses to wear a tweed coat and suede boots to traipse round the muddy BROOOOCARNT and then through the immaculate Chateau. Then wears wellies and a wax jacket out to dinner playing her ditsy I'm so cute card which just fails because she is a 50 year old steaming turd who probably smelt like a damp dog. They didn't take MarIE out yet again, she really is kept below stairs nowadaysToday’s video confirms it….….Stephanie Jarvis is just bat shit crazy..
- Stephanie Jaervis is an idiot who just rented two huge rusting metal storage containers she put in the side yard of the dump to hold all her excess purchases that will not fit into a 40 room dump. She received an enormous amount of criticism from her viewers. So what would a reasonable person do in the situation…….. stop shopping? Stephanie Jaervis is not a reasonable person. She is shameless.
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Instead, she release yet another video of herself and her gay cast member Porcelain obsessed fiancé, traveling to another brocante at a chateau do you spend more rifted money on unnecessary items that the two shopaholics and hoarders desire. Stephanie thinks it’s hilarious that it’s raining so hard and wonders if there will be any stalls available for them to shop. They have shopped at brocantes, auctions, shops, etc. at least 200 times in cd videos.- Stephanie dresses up for the pouring down rain in a very impractical grifted Lily silk gray cashmere dress which retails for about $200.
- Stephanie then reinforces her indulgence by showcasing the $200 plus Japanese handmade status umbrella. Isn’t that what we predicted?
- The greedy, gruesome twosome then pack themselves into the grifted $35,000-$40,000 Porsche SUV, and take off were theidaily shopping expedition. Unbelievable.
- Stephanie is careful not to show the area of the dump where stones had been pulled out and fell to the ground. She is also careful not to show the two metal packing containers with supposedly she has cramps at full of porcelain, books, wood paneling, and furniture.
- Recall that Stephanie what is the entire responsibility for the selection of two metal containers, in which the store all these items on her cousin Amaury and Ñutty.
- Anxious shopping addict/ hoarder Philip is concerned because they got a late start and he’s afraid that everything that he wants will be sold already. What a greedy loser. He cannot wait to spend more grifted money. How about saving up for a stone for the stoneless engagement ring Snorts, instead of spending your McDonald’s money, and Stephanie’s money on more Porcelain crap.
- Stephanie make sure to show viewers that she is pampering herself with a hot cup of tea in a Spode based pattern That has a drawing from Shrek of the beleaguered peacock Thor.
- Click and watch Philip whine about trying to find a pink plate that he saw at the same brocante like last year and that he couldn’t stop thinking about it and hope he could find it again this year and purchase it. He claimed that he fell in love with a pretty dish. Well, I guess he now know fell in love with something this past year, but it certainly was not Stephanie Jarvis.
. Philip has show more passion, excitement, and long8ng for a little pink plate then he has ever shown for Stephanie Jarvis. These are called first symphony Stephanie world problems, gruesome twosome.
- Look at the smug grins on the face of the gruesome twosome who are excited to spend more grifted money on useless items to feed their respective addictions. Disgusting. Stephanie is showcasing her $200 vanity umbrella. She was also carrying her black Chanel purse which she kept off camera.
- Stephanie has her cutesy moment when she acts like a toddler who does not want to change from her shoes into her Welles. Philip acts is if he is her personal caretaker.
- Stephanie is well aware that Philip was profoundly unimpressed with the gift of the $200 plus hand crafted Japanese umbrella, so she chose this time to mock him about it. He is not happy, and about her talking about the umbrella. Stephanie chose to refer to it as the worlds most expensive umbrella in order to taunt viewers, and this forum. She is truly a useless, great woman and con artist. Philip does a lot of his gross Mmmmmmmmmmm ……. sounds throughout the day. Click and enjoy.https://youtu.be/sPmF2SqrSpM?si=douR8XPHPZrOzScn&t=156
- Stephanie over annunciates any French words that she speaks to a point where they’re unintelligible. I guess she thinks it makes her look knowledgeable. It really just makes her look like a pompous asshole.
- Philip complains because he did not put on his Welles and now has water inside his shoe. Watch 30 seconds of the Bickersons..
- This woman is not impressed with Fanny, Phillip, or the little pink camera and screeching voice, The gruesome twosome have made her day worse.View attachment 2922327
- Watch fake “ thrifty“ storyline Stephanie emerge as she tries to manipulate viewers and patrons by complaining that €400 for several plates was simply too much and tells a tale about Philip accumulating the plates at a “much lower price.” The idiot greedy shopping addict and hoarder (who just rented out 2 storage units in which to store excess, porcelain and china) never remarks about how insane it is to have over 40+ sets of porcelain. https://youtu.be/sPmF2SqrSpM?si=wM2koz6Un_7okh-T&t=425
- Do you love how Stephanie is trying to pretend that she and Phillip are in a sexual relationship or any type of relationship by clutching his arm as they stroll around in their finest grifted clothes and $200 plus umbrella, spending grifted funds? They really completed their look by driving up to the market in the grifted Porsche. Such wanna be fraif’s.
- Greedy shopaholic Stephanie purchases a tray for the not so grand salon, which has no start or finish date. Stephanie shows up in the comments as Caroline Gooder, initially, claiming that the grand salon will be completed by Christmas, and then reversed her stance, and stated” it would seem like Christmas” once the room was done. will they not so grand salon ever be completed?
- Stephanie perceives to feel sorry for herself because it is such a miserable day and that her boots are just muddy. Stephanie tries to play cutesy again by claiming, yes, Mummy, I know I should’ve worn by wellies.
- Philip cannot leave without making a purchase himself and selects a 50 euro cache pot.( €50 is usually the magical price they assigned purchases when they want to lie about a price.
- Stephanie’s manipulative trick is to routinely turn down purchasing two or three items at a brocante or auction by claiming that are just too expensive. She believes that by turning down the purchase of a couple of items, viewers, and Patrons will not realize how much money she actually has spent traveling, on Amazon, the Internet, online auctions, and behind the scenes. Éxample of a “Fanny being reasonable and thrifty “fake storyline. She usually uses this storyline at least 2 to 3 times when that they are shopping.https://youtu.be/sPmF2SqrSpM?si=L_5ZF6ZIVl9Pgw2c&t=733
- Stephanie does a final “ cutesy” attempt by getting excited over chips.https://youtu.be/sPmF2SqrSpM?si=jBMwu4vboRf-6xrp&t=806
- Philip decided to treat himself some ice cream. Allergies? What allergies?
- Stephanie also pandered to American audiences $$$$, but talking about whether certain plates would be appropriate for the Dump Thanksgiving celebration.
- Stephanie waved goodbye to her Danish friends. Did she charge them €50 for the pleasure?
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This pic reminds me of the Sturgill Simpson song, “You Can Have The Crown”. Especially these specific lyrics:
They call me king turd up here on shit mountain,
If you want it you can have the crown
Stephanie, Queen Turd of Shit Mountain and all surrounding outbuildings and shipping containers
I never, ever had a cake as a child because my birthday was end of September so I wasn't given parties because it was too cold to host outside apparentlyTypical narc behavior. My mother always accidentally ruined my birthday cake