The Chateau Diaries #302 Stay home and renovate the damn chito

[Jules100]

Didn’t we see a big chunk of this latest CD last week? Why even bother, she doesn’t usually put out a video on Friday anyway. I hope the sponsor can tell when their in video promotion is fast forwarded and don’t like it.

 

[Beau Monde]

Ugh. Ah-mary shore done took her time on that stupid countertop. Next, please haul that nasty ass, germ-infested table outside and give it a good belt sanding. Then about a hundred coats of polyurethane. Maybe set a piece of glass on top? I can't believe those people prepare food and eat off that disgusting thing.

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Any takers out there? You must meet these requirements though!

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Yves Delorme Athena Bedding - King Size - USD
Flat Sheet - $350
Fitted Sheet - $325
Pillow Case - $110

 

[Pencil Pine Principessa]

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Shrek’s leer always looks like he’s breathing heavily, thinking unspeakable thoughts

Shudder

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[Arfarf]

Trying to play catch up, so is this off topic has been mentioned I apologize.
Just caught up on our Nicolas Fairbottom....and boy should Snorts be J-E-A-L-O-U-S!!!!.. Nicky boy has caught a real sugar daddy and is living the dream! In sumptuous surroundings traveling with his newish man and lapping up the luxury like a cat who ate the canary.

 

[M&MsMom]

and it's gone! Did she just inadvertently leak the dates?

But now it's back.....I can see it!
I thought Stephanie already gave out the dates? Or was that a fever dream?

ETA: Looks like she amended the second slide at the bottom with her email address to apply and an admonition to only apply if you meet the requirements. QUESTION: Does Marie meet all the requirements? Has she made lunch for 30-50 people?

 

[graciemckitten]

Today’s cd video
Damage control and lies: the poverty and family tour. Fanny mirrors Hannah Ricketts, plays poor, and hides the truth over and over again. Different day, same shit as usual.

• The mentos ring is back after a10 week absence! The ring was so important that she didn’t show it to Snorts and he didn’t even notice she had it on. Fake engagement. He didn’t look thrilled to see her at the fundraiser. They didn’t even touch. It had the same feeling as a mother checking in on her son.There is zero chemistry between them.Snorty has more chemistry with his lead laden mountains of porcelain than with Stephanie.
• Bet once a little pink camera was turned off, Stephanie headed to Harrods, Selfridge’s, and treated herself to an expensive lunch in London before she went and got her hair done.
• “I used to shop almost exclusively for my clothes at the charity shops until I got the YouTube channel.”LIE.Orphanow strikes again.
• “ I’m going to be on a bus for almost an hour, but I don’t mind.” LIE. I am going to take another bus.See Incan be just like you.
• “My diamond band is from my aunt. My ruby band is from Gerry.” See, I don’t have lots of expensivevjewelry. I only wear rings from my brother from another mother and my aunt. She is prepping the viewers for an enormous diamond or jewel that she will buy herself for the stemless engagement ring.
• “I love living in Angel. …….” Wait a minute, I thought you lived at the dump and you love living at the dump.
• She showcases the Kia. See, we didn’t buy the puff mobile. We just put about 6000 miles on a car loan to us by the puffs Because we are selfish jackasses who use every person who crosses our path.
• Showcasing her love of second hand books. Look at me so thrifty please forget that I own about 5000 books crammed into every hallway, on every step, in Narnia, and then the outbuildings at the dump.
• Second hand clothes.charity shops. Hilarious. So obvious. We still know you funneling $250,000 of Patreon funds into your personal accounts.
• Did you notice the new white coat?who is the designer of this coat? She has over 20 coats and still buys 6 to 8 new coats per year.
• Stephanie obviously made up the lie about the elusive nonexistent Baghead who was not at her apartment.Snorty was sleeping in the second bedroom, and was not in bed with her and she filmed. More and more lies, how predictable. All day, every day. Wise.
• Wait a minute, Stephanie is trying to mimic one of Hannah Ricketts’ YouTube videos, traveling around London and showing her neighborhood. She is doing the same format, same attitude, same everything, etc. She is totally copying and mimicking Hannah. She has copied one of her videos almost exactly. She is posing like her, shopping like her, same clothing, doing the dressing room spiel the exact same way, etc. Stephanie has not one original thought in her head. She even grifts ideas for YouTube videos.LEAVE HANNAH ALONE!!!!
• Fanny is deliberately showing charity price tags on designer items so she can continue to buy brand new designer items, and claim that all of them came from secondhand shops. We see you, Fannie! She believes she is so sneaky.
• No mention of the Dump telephone wire incident,

FRK

• We made them get rid of the Ratso pee soaked chaise lounge in the kitchen. it only took several years to do so!
• FRK is making Ratso a permanent fixture in the kitchen by wanting a special chair for him to sit in where he can look at the windows. I am sure the B&B guess will be most appreciative of Ratso living in the kitchen. Now that his pee pad chaise lounge is gone, where will Ratso pee and poo in the kitchen? Or, will he move into Nutty’s new office and pee on the rug? I think that he pees in the basket underneath the window on the pillows. Stay tuned.
• Looks like Ratso is also sitting on the bench with a pillow on it.
• noticed that FRK didn’t call Ratso “ darling” in the video.
• orange fencing still up.
• no video of the stone that was jerked out of the Dump.
• They need to send Ratso to doggie daycare a few days a week so he can get exercise and play with other dogs all day long. He needs to be fixed first, so he won’t hump every dog he meets and harass all the girl dogs. Stephanie is likely for too cheap to send the dog to doggy daycare. She won’t even take him to the vet.
• no video of the chickens. They are gone. We used to visit the chickens. Every time she went to the garden area. Ratso was would run over to the chickens when he went to the garden area. They are dead.
• no video of Thor or any of the other peacocks or peahens.
• FRK is really an idiot, dumping her own YouTube channel in order to spend her time watching the gruesome twosome’s dog and filming video for them to to use in Stephanie’s YouTube channel which only benefits herself. Remember Marie Stephanie wouldn’t even put a link to your YouTube channel on her Chanel. She is evidently forcing you to beg for help for the patRon days in July. Although she is receiving well ever million dollars plus this year, she will not provide you with a uniform to wear at the dump. She will not buy you a chefs coat. She has you doing two to four jobs for the price of one, cook, flower arranger, dog sitter,, fire builder/ cleaner, etc. She is not your friend,never has been, and never will be.
• Marie, you seriously have a chance to get rid of Philip and all his fussy, shitty old porcelain, and his domineering, prima donna, ways. Get some plain white plates did you like, and use them to serve your dinners. Lead poisoning is not fun for anyone.
• FRK moved the pee stained bag. Likely never washed it but at least moved it.
• FRK did not disturb Amaury.

 

[Le Baiseur]

That poor driver must have thought they were filming a porn - between an old female and a bearded female.

Reminds me of my Uber driver days back in 2014... was driving a very drunk couple home from a bar and the guy asked if I minded if she went down on him as I drove. I said just don't make a mess.

 

[Tartuffe]

I'm picturing my arrival at the dump as a guest and this is my welcome:

• An orange plastic fence.
• A large mysterious dent in the lawn.
• Storage units, always a welcoming site.
• Scaffolding on the chapel.
• Workers vehicles.
• Weed choked gardens.
• Rooms that are off limits due to structural problems.
• Inconsistent and often mysterious food.
• An unleashed hyper little dog (I don't trust most dogs)
• A room with peeling wallpaper and mismatched everything.
• No way to get a decent cup of coffee.
• Boxed wine served in decanters containing lead.

I want my money back!

Hedda, there's also the unkempt, overgrown, crumbling walls of the moat as one drives in . . .

and the cans of pesticide in the kitchen, visible from the courtyard.

 

[Pencil Pine Principessa]

Twatting on about her grifted tat again, encouraged by the adoring masses on Instagram
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Twatting on about her grifted tat again, encouraged by the adoring masses on Instagram

With at least some measure of sane dissent

 

[KiKiGee]

 

[Le Baiseur]

Any takers out there? You must meet these requirements though!

and it's gone! Did she just inadvertently leak the dates?

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Fanny clearly is taking notes from here…..saying she’d travelled too much, must panel the salon….has a dirty kitchen, yet still has not addressed the fact that she is engaged to this……even the tulips have lost the will to live. And wtf is going on on the top of his head. Looks like area 51….
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There has to be a thread title in here somewhere Nom "even the tulips have lost there will to live and what is going on, on the top of Snorts head... Looks like area 51"
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The only storage containers these tits need.

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I hope the patrons are content with paying out for heavy duty storage for all of their auction aquisitions.

I take it she's going to live in that Boden cardi until it walks off on its own.

With all those out buildings????? She is renting storage containers??? And has.to talk about it???? We would never know if she didnt.blab everything. Taking bets now... How many years will.those containers be there???

 

[Hedda Hopper]

Unbelievable that stingy, greedy Stephanie pockets, almost $400,000 yearly from Patrons yet refuses to have the patrons day event catered or to pay for an extra cook for two days to feed the seven Patrons that will show up at the dump. That is just crazy. Stephanie need to crack open that wallet, let the moths fly out, and take some of her grifted funds to pay for a couple of decent meals for the people who contribute to her luxury lifestyle with no accountability. Tell your broke ass stoneless brocante “ boyfriend” cast member to get off his ass, stop following his porcelain, and help Marie.

But who would lead the historic tours of the chateau Dump? You know all the grannies adore him, he's so knowledgeable and talented.

 

[shatcho shiek]

her fans are morons at this stage and deserve to be ripped off , only a moron would feel sorry and gush over someone who openly is pulling a sicky because normies are questioning her travel.its not like she doesn't have maids, cooks, and gardeners, and builders plus a personal handmaiden table setter and a personal assistant right there

 

[mrsp67]

Well, hags, friends and others, Remember when dear Fanny went to try on dolce and Gabbana and came away with nothing wow I’m pretty sure the dress she had on this evening was a Dolce

 

[Cleo's Asp]

Oh goody something new!

Thrift is not in Fanny Jarvis's vocabulary. Also, that title is designed to attract her US fans, as in the UK, the shops are called charity shops and we don't use "thrifting" to mean buying things in charity shops.She has never been thrifty in her life and does not understand what thrift means.

 

[Pekey]

Now , I am a big old Dog Fan but.......... I would HATE Ratso jumping all over me when I was having coffee .... trying to get that bloody dog off so you can drink your coffee after that "meal" and if there were biscuits --- I would want to WASH my hands after struggling with Ratso who would be full of worms !!!
No..... Fanny , you would have to pay ME to be there!!!!
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ugly mirrored/plastic trimmed tray (that she doesn't even like) on a trial basis.

That is a Murano tray and that is not plastic but twisted glass with gold flecks in it....... its very collectable with Murano fans!
My daughter has one and with beautiful glasses displayed on it - looks fabulous . My daughter has some expensive Murano pieces.

You would think Snorts would have known that???