The Chateau Diaries #302 Stay home and renovate the damn chito

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This is the pot for PhiPhi:

I think he’d quite like to get his hands on this one

 
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Do do you see how Stephanie is amping up her audience for the next big push of the Grift a star/adopt a star program at the dump?

If she was really being transparent, she wouldn’t put the seven year limitation hidden in the page full of disclaimers on the adopt a star site. I believe you are also misled into believing that the funds from the adopt a star program are going to a specific designated protected chapel account. Nope, the viewers don’t understand that they are not really sponsoring restoration of the chapel, instead they are just enabling the extravagant, nonstop spending of tea, porcelain and antique, obsessed, and traveling, obsessed, shopaholic grifters.

She really needs to rename the program, Foster a Star because people who purchase the rights to name a particular star in the chapel are only guaranteed a seven year period in which the star will be designated for their loved one. They are not really adopting a star, because that would be for a lifetime. Instead, viewers who purchase a star are like foster parents, who care for the star, talk about the star, name the star, but only for seven years.

Another alternative name for the program could be Rent a Star, Stephanie’s Folly, The Great Porcelain Caper, etc.
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elizabethdale616
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When the new stars are painted will you make another adopt a star campaign to cover the shortfall and finance the floor, drainage/humidity fixes and any other chapel related overexpenditure
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Stephanie Jarvis attended a "charity event/fundraiser" to raise money for bricks and mortar restoration in France. Whilst at the event she quaffed alcohol, food and hob knobbed with the other attendees. She MAY have given a donation- money. Stephanie Jarvis's charitable endeavors only involve money.
She never actually puts herself out there in a hands-on capacity. She never adopts a poor stray animal, she never visits or takes food to an elderly neighbor, she never has a function for the local community as a fundraiser. Does she even visit her brother when in the UK?

The result of her superficial charity is the death of one of her money recipients, Ms Moloi. Money is not charity and well meaning, money is an easy cop out for a person without a soul and understanding.
 
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Do you believe anything will ever actually happen to the not so grand salon or is removing all the furniture simply a ruse in order to pretend to make progress in the grand salon, so she can continue to take money from viewers?

Stephanie has 40 rooms at the dump. She doesn’t have one spare room to put the furniture from the not so grande salon ? What are the storage units really being used for? Will they be maintained at the dump for the next couple years while minimal work is performed on the not so grand salon? Do you believe in any of the storage units were actually filled with purchases from London that are being brought to the dump?

Why hasn’t Stephanie ever shown all of the 40 rooms at the dump? What are in the other 15+ rooms that she has never revealed to the public? Are they all step full of trash, Amazon boxes, pizza boxes, gifts, broken furniture, books, framed pictures, crap? Or is she hiding some of her more expensive antique purchases and gifts that she does not want the public to know that she has received or is keeping at the dump?

I believe Stephanie is a little pissed off at tattle right now. Three of her past six CD videos released have contained captions relating to topics we discuss in this forum:

The truth about LaLande
It is so much cleaner!
Too much travel?
 
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"philip likes sticks..." Well we all knew that. And Marie needs pictures in her books - she does not make a strong case for a) Norwegian school system b) the cookeing course for the mentally ******** Fanny made her take.

!!! They dry the dog with a hotel towel?!?!?
 
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Çilantro tastes like soap.
If cilantro tastes like soap, you could be a supertaster Or it could just be your genetics.

Somewhere between 4 and 14 percent of the U.S. population find cilantro to be soapy on the palate. So while it isn't rare, it is a small percentage of people
Are You a Supertaster if Cilantro Tastes Like Soap?
The answer can be yes and no. About 25 percent of the population are thought to be supertasters. So obviously, while you can be both a supertaster and averse to cilantro, like me, you can also just have the anti-cilantro thing, like my mom. There is clearly some overlap, but in and of itself, an aversion to cilantro does not necessarily indicate supertasting, and you would need to do further exploration to determine if you are one, or both. And the level varies greatly.

Because there is not just one gene involved, the severity of cilantro aversion seems to vary from person to person

POV: You take one bite of cilantro and your mouth tastes like you’ve bitten into a bar of soap. Sound familiar? If so, you're not alone. Folks on team 'cilantro-on-the-side-please' tend to find that the herb tastes more like laundry detergent than a deliciously fresh and peppery plant.
And while plucking it off your every bowl of pho feels like a dreadful curse given how much yum you know cilantro should bring, Inna A. Husain, MD, the medical director of laryngology at Community Hospital in Munster, Indiana, says it may have a silver lining...depending on how you look at it.

According to Dr. Husain, having a distaste for cilantro does not necessarily a picky eater make. Rather, it has everything to do with your genetic composition. "Some folks simply have a different genetic makeup that makes them perceive the flavor of cilantro—and other ingredients—as soapy," she says. What's more, this may be indicative of being a “supertaster,” or someone whose sense of taste is more intense than average.

https://www.eatingwell.com/article/8068382/why-cilantro-taste-like-soap/


Check to see if you are a supertaster.
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Stephanie Jarvis likely fall into the category of a non-taster, a person who experiences minimal flavor. That is why she can eat like a trash panda. 25% of the population in the United States is classified as a non-taster. 50% of the population is classed as Regular tasters, and the last 25% are classified as super tasters.

That is why for 75% of the cd audience, Stephanie‘s opinions about how wonderful food taste really means nothing to them because she taste only minimal amount of flavoring or foods. They need to be wary about excepting her opinion about restaurants, food and recipes, because it is likely that 75% of them will not have the same culinary experience.

  • The flavor of food is not something we actually sense, but is created in our brain based on what we taste with our mouth and smell with our nose (2).
  • Taste, smell, and flavor are distinctly different from each other. Our sense of taste is built into our genes and can be observed in newborn children within six months of birth, whereas recognizing smells is a learned experience (2).
  • There are five well-recognized tastes: Sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and umami (a savory, meaty taste). There is also growing acceptance of fat as a sixth basic taste (3).
SMELL
In contrast to the small number of basic tastes, humans are able to recognize more than 10,000 different odors. Unlike taste, humans are amazingly sensitive to smell.

  • We are able to detect the aroma of certain volatile compounds at the level of one part per trillion, and a few at levels even 1000 times lower. To give you a better “sense” of what this means, one part per trillion is equivalent to one second in 32,000 years!
  • Our exquisite sense of smell apparently evolved to help in locating food as well as avoid consuming spoiled food before tasting it.
  • You may have experienced your sensitivity to smell when you detected a natural gas leak. Gas companies add a trace of a very smelly volatile sulfur-containing compound called methyl mercaptan to natural gas so we can detect even very small leaks. Humans are able to detect this compound at 2 parts per billion, which is a very small amount, but still 1000 times more concentrated than one part per trillion.
  • Non-tasters like hot spicy foods, and usually require more seasoning to make it taste good. This is true except for salt. Because salt masks bitterness, super-tasters tend to consume more sodium than non-tasters (11).
  • Some of the compounds we can smell at levels of a part per trillion and lower include those in green bell pepper, mold, roasted oats, and, the record holder, another sulfur-containing compound formed in boiled seafood.

If cilantro tastes like soap, you could be a supertaster Or it could just be your genetics.

Somewhere between 4 and 14 percent of the U.S. population find cilantro to be soapy on the palate. So while it isn't rare, it is a small percentage of people
Are You a Supertaster if Cilantro Tastes Like Soap?
The answer can be yes and no. About 25 percent of the population are thought to be supertasters. So obviously, while you can be both a supertaster and averse to cilantro, like me, you can also just have the anti-cilantro thing, like my mom. There is clearly some overlap, but in and of itself, an aversion to cilantro does not necessarily indicate supertasting, and you would need to do further exploration to determine if you are one, or both. And the level varies greatly.

Because there is not just one gene involved, the severity of cilantro aversion seems to vary from person to person

POV: You take one bite of cilantro and your mouth tastes like you’ve bitten into a bar of soap. Sound familiar? If so, you're not alone. Folks on team 'cilantro-on-the-side-please' tend to find that the herb tastes more like laundry detergent than a deliciously fresh and peppery plant.
And while plucking it off your every bowl of pho feels like a dreadful curse given how much yum you know cilantro should bring, Inna A. Husain, MD, the medical director of laryngology at Community Hospital in Munster, Indiana, says it may have a silver lining...depending on how you look at it.

According to Dr. Husain, having a distaste for cilantro does not necessarily a picky eater make. Rather, it has everything to do with your genetic composition. "Some folks simply have a different genetic makeup that makes them perceive the flavor of cilantro—and other ingredients—as soapy," she says. What's more, this may be indicative of being a “supertaster,” or someone whose sense of taste is more intense than average.

https://www.eatingwell.com/article/8068382/why-cilantro-taste-like-soap/


Check to see if you are a supertaster.
 
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Do do you see how Stephanie is amping up her audience for the next big push of the Grift a star/adopt a star program at the dump?
Something new I noticed in tonight's YT comments were the TWO "Super Thanks" donations. One was taking the mick: $5 to get a jibe in. Nice play. It won't be removed because it's $5 more for Fanny and Phyllis to spend on crap.

But the second $9.99 donation seems a plant to entice others to give. Let's see if they take the bait.

Super Thanks 1.JPG
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her fans are morons at this stage and deserve to be ripped off , only a moron would feel sorry and gush over someone who openly is pulling a sicky because normies are questioning her travel.its not like she doesn't have maids, cooks, and gardeners, and builders plus a personal handmaiden table setter and a personal assistant right there
 
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Jules, this may apply to you.

Why Does Cilantro Smell Like Stink Bugs? Exploring The Surprising Similarity In Aromas


In conclusion, the smell of cilantro resembling that of stink bugs is not a universal experience. It is primarily influenced by individual genetic variations in olfactory receptors and cultural familiarity with the herb

Fun fact: both cilantro and stink bug share Aldehyde (a chemical that smells like soap

 
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Jules, this may apply to you.

Why Does Cilantro Smell Like Stink Bugs? Exploring The Surprising Similarity In Aromas


In conclusion, the smell of cilantro resembling that of stink bugs is not a universal experience. It is primarily influenced by individual genetic variations in olfactory receptors and cultural familiarity with the herb

Fun fact: both cilantro and stink bug share Aldehyde (a chemical that smells like soap

I don’t know what a stinkbug smells like, but I do have what I call super smell. I’ve heard it tends to happen to people that get migraines.🤷‍♀️
 
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Explain this…

Fanny went to London last Monday when the first B&B guests left. If this next group’s dinner was the day the shopaholic and she returned it would have to have been this past Friday. She then went to Dan’s this past Saturday. This means Fanny was in London 4-5 days, not 2.

I don’t get why the Gay fiancé was with Permasmile in France. He drove the Porsche to Holland. Where did the Porsche go and why did they fly from London to France?
Too many questions! I can't cope any more. Going back to sleep.
 
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or is removing all the furniture simply a ruse in order to pretend to make progress in the grand salon, so she can continue to take money from viewers?
Bingo! She needs to send the message that yes, the Grand Salon is still a priority and she hasn't forgotten about, even though work has not progressed for years.
 
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SJ actually being sick and not being able to film it is as rare as this photo I got hold of of the Egyptians building the pyramids
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FFS..PhiPhi says that Marie told him to just mix together all of the cheeses in the fridge to act as a substitute for parmesan cheese ..how can they be that dense?
as we predicted the cookery course money was clearly well spent NOT!
 
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