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M&MsMom

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It's so strange. When I'm not here obsessing about the menus at Lalande, I am hotly engaged elsewhere as a long-retired scholar on some of what's going on. Lemon posset, peace, and justice for all.
Same, Billy. If you'd have told me ten years ago that today I'd be finding the purpose of my days would be to listen to live Supreme Court arguments about how many failing organs a pregnant woman must have before it's considered "o.k." to save her life or hear an attorney justify that a President of the United States should have immunity from ordering that his opponents be killed (and yes, I heard it live....this REALLY happened), I would not have believed you. My mind and my heart cannot hold much more, so I can't look beyond all of this, although I'm aware. It is dangerous times for us here in the US. And that's all I'll say.
 
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Jules100

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So do these plates have lead paint? Are the all and wash? What the heck does some do with three tureens? I could see one. Snorts is a hoarder of the highest degree. Fanny takes a close second.
Yes, they do.
Here is the warning posted about the plates in California. I posted them a couple of pages ago in this feed.
Look at the warnings for the product
Safety information: close warning
Warning: This product can expose you to chemicals including lead, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer and birth defects or other reproductive harm. For more information, go to www.P65Warnings.ca.gov
Doesn’t lead poisoning / toxicity cause hair loss?
 
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graciemckitten

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Comtesse Rose, we missed you today! Thank you for setting up the threads. I know it’s a pain in the ass and you have been kindly undertaking this role for such a long time. Thank you.❤❤

I hope you had a good day today.
 
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Hedda Hopper

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Marie's interviewing questions based loosely on Fanny's interviewing skills:

Q: What brings you to La Lande?
A: The add you put on your IG account.

Q: Have you always wanted to be part of La Lande?
A: I've never heard of it before now.

Q: How can you contribute to the magic of La Lande?
A: I have cooking skills and I know what a clean kitchen looks like.

Q: Do you consider yourself a goddess?
A: Was that in the add?

Q: Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
A: Was that in the add?

Q: What is your favorite color and why?
A: Was that in the add?

Q: What is your most embarrassing moment?
A: Answering your add and coming here.
 
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KyBourbon

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I’m not sure which one makes me more ill…(A) or (B).

(A) Mown grass soup

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(B) If only the flowers were a little higher…

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graciemckitten

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The local villagers seem to look at screeching, manic Stephanie as if she is the local town idiot or jester. Did you notice how Stephanie decided to play “ poor, thrifty little orphan princess” trying to take a tray on consignment that was not expensive to begin with, then later appears at dinner in a thousand dollar+ designer dress purchased new, but she was falsely claim she purchased secondhand .How many tens of thousands of dollars has she spent just this month for her and Snorts a Lot to travel, shop, purchase a glut of auction items, and then pay for several storage units to hide their gluttonous shopping buys and not so grande salon crap?

Remember when Snorty spent a lot of money to purchase the expensive drone supposedly take a lot of overhead views of the dump to use in CD videos? Lazy Snorts never learn how to use it properly. Now there are so many storage units, junk, abandoned vehicles/ equipment, and trash stored all over the dump grounds that she cannot use drone footage.

She does not want drone footage that would reveal many of the lies that she has been telling for the past year or so, e.g, the true status of the multiple Gardens/ Fanny‘s follies, how many peacocks/peahens are actually at the dump, what happened to the chickens, no work on a chicken coop, were the rotten trees by the side of the road ever properly removed, the bad shape of the lake, the damage to the dump roof, the damage to the terrace steps, the number of vehicles parked all over the dump premises ( to include the Porsche, most likely purchased by the gruesome twosome), the missing stone yanked out of the building, an aerial view of the accident site, the cracking walls at the dump, overgrown sections of fields and lawns at the dump, etc.
 
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graciemckitten

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Stephanie Jarvis truly believes that she is invincible and is becoming more and more reckless in her gluttony and reckless spending. it was interesting to hear Marie state that Maria had asked for the stove to be turned into a countertop for the previous two years, but nothing had ever been done. Why not? Why didn’t take so many years to get the stove fitted with the new countertop?
 
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On Repeat

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Stephanie Jarvis attended a "charity event/fundraiser" to raise money for bricks and mortar restoration in France. Whilst at the event she quaffed alcohol, food and hob knobbed with the other attendees. She MAY have given a donation- money. Stephanie Jarvis's charitable endeavors only involve money.
She never actually puts herself out there in a hands-on capacity. She never adopts a poor stray animal, she never visits or takes food to an elderly neighbor, she never has a function for the local community as a fundraiser. Does she even visit her brother when in the UK?

The result of her superficial charity is the death of one of her money recipients, Ms Moloi. Money is not charity and well meaning, money is an easy cop out for a person without a soul and understanding.
 
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My nutty dog who is part Basenji wants to chase and kill everything. He does kill every single lizard that comes onto my pool enclosure and he will try to chase bunnies squirrels anything else that’s out there. He will try because he’s a dog. I keep him on a leash while walking because he’s a knucklehead And either will try to attack large dogs or just run away not realizing that I feed him and let him sleep In my bed. But he is a dog that equals animal! He has many toys ( spoiled rotten ) an elephant, a lion, a possum that he shakes and tries to get this squeaky out of. I’m assuming he’s trying to kill them. He rips off their arms their ears I sew them back on. But he is an animal again. I do not send him to doggy daycare. He’s 13. He has a 3000 square-foot house to run around in and enjoy his day. I do have a video camera and alarm systems because we had a house-fire 12 years ago that killed my two big dogs, old English & lab, I never would’ve got this crazy cowboy dog. If it wasn’t that he was needing a home. I had first agreed to foster him and then of course now he’s my boyfriend and I’m madly in love with him. If He’s not trying to kill lizards or animals. He’s asleep next to me somewhere. I would think it would be nearly impossible for that tiny dog (lance ) to catch and kill all the chickens, but I am also surprised that the princess did not use the death of the chickens in a video like all the other people have done. I know very little about chickens or if they run fast or fly, but I know all the bunnies in my neighborhood kind of sit there still, and then soon as my dog starts to go after them, they takeoff. He would never catch them even off a leash. I do feel bad for that dog, but it seems like he loves to be outside. He has a lot of freedom and he has people around him all day. Just because Fanny and PP don’t take care of him it seems as if Ann Marie is an animal lover and Marie does seem to love him and he has a BFF and Ruby and all of us have been worried about Ruby now we get to see Ruby so often. OK, I’m done.


PS I have had the worst worst hair color that I’ve ever had in my whole entire life and now I just want to stay in my house and cry. The hairdresser said she’ll fix it on Monday but until then I’m wearing a hat to the grocery
Hang in there lady, I once dyed my hair orange like Ronald MC Donald orange. And I went to work the next day. I didn't think it was bad, until I saw the looks on peoples faces. Hats are ok and it can be fixed. At least you have hair. #Snorts
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Thanks now I want lasagna
 
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graciemckitten

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Yves Delorme Athena Bedding - King Size - USD
Flat Sheet - $350
Fitted Sheet - $325
Pillow Case - $110

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Isn’t Fanny‘s bed also a king size bed?
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Snorty has such a smug look on his face. Why is he? So proud of carrying around the diaper bag all the time? Is it similar to the one his grandfather carried? That is just weird.
 
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ComtesseRose

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@Jayrose59
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New technical word for fine restoration " patchilly"
Patchilly... doesn't that sound very close to "pocket it!" :unsure:
Surely, I must be imagining things, eh Jailbird Jill. :sneaky:

Yes Pheeph’s delicate lady hands are quite the contrast to Fanny’s grabby man claws!🤣
Opposites attract.

The poor driver must have wondered where she was disappearing to...
That poor driver must have thought they were filming a porn - between an old female and a bearded female.
 
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KyBourbon

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I remember the first time I heard marinara sauce referred to as red gravy. I didn't know what in the world they were referring to! It sounds awful until you realize it's just tomato sauce. I have to admit my mother was a snob and considered anything southern below par. I was brought up to think pecan pie was awful even though I had never tasted it. Grits and biscuits with gravy were for poor hillbillies. To this day I have never had biscuits with gravy and I don't want to after I found out what's in the gravy. I do like pecan pie if it's not too gelatinous though, and since grits are just polenta, I like that too! Even among my parents generation, there was still a lot of resentment and prejudice against the south leftover from the Civil War. I think for my mother though, it came from the migration of poor to the west coast during the dust bowl, much like how many people feel about the migration of Mexicans today. "HIllbillies" were used as scapegoats for crime and the expense of social welfare.
Oh, some of the best food I’ve ever had in my life was when I was a child and went to family reunions in the Southern US. It was always “pot luck”…everyone brought a dish. I can’t begin to tell you how incredible the food tasted! I miss those days ❤
 
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Jeeves you must’ve done it right because 301 is locked and 302 shows in the thread list as newest. Where did you find the damned post thread button? Also, damn must not be considered a swear word or it would’ve caused a problem with the title. Well done you! I knew how to get the most liked posts from a previous thread but couldn’t manage the blasted button! I’m gonna feel real stupid once I know.🤦🏻‍♂️
 
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graciemckitten

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MsMuir

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I don't have the super smell ability, but I swear I smell carolinegoodfornothing:unsure:
 
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KiKiGee

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more scripted manipulation from Stephanie, desperately trying to convince viewers that her paid for rent boy cast member and her are actually in a relationship. Shades of the of the mummy and Percy Crap in South Africa and the scripted video of snorty laying on his mommy Stephanie’s lap sleeping on their way back from South Africa. They have zero chemistry, and do not sleep together in any way shape or form. Recall the screenshot of Philip, looking terrified in a bed with Stephanie, with the sheets pulled up to his chin. Snorts can barely bring himself to touch her hair with his hand.This reads creepy Mummy / son vibes. Bet the driver was grossed out by the gruesome twosome.
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@TorontoGWM provided the scene shot ❤
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