The Chateau Diaries #296 Will the grand salon fall before the mayonnaise jar tower?

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The dress!
Well that certainly didn't come from her London second hand designer shop. Bought especially for her weekend away

She's nice and sweet? My arse!
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Oh, yes.


And look how I tracked down the other dress.
Zara, nothing expensive and very convenient for Snorti too.
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His n Hers

p.s @C'est moi if you're unlucky enough to see them, trip one of them up.
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Embarrassing
Here you are sorted for you.....

 
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Their shopping & sugar addiction, their loss of friends ( and hair ), and their overall weird appearance and behaviour make me think .
 
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Jack, very glad to see you back at full tilt, but I am sorry to hear that you had a tough patch. xxx
 
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Has anyone spotted a chicken in the garden? Not a peacock, not a chicken, not even an earthworm.

I'm just waiting for the day until Ratso meets a dog who doesn't have as much patience and calmness as Molly. A few days ago Ombeline posted a video on IG of her dogs playing with Ratso. At first it looked quite friendly, but when it got rougher, the filming quickly stopped.

No Easter extravaganza this year - what a surprise - NOT. We didn't need confirmation, we've known that for weeks anyway. Also that the heating won't work this year. I hope the last active brain cells freeze off - there aren't many of them anymore anyway.

And another sushi night with strictly limited rice. Spend the entire household budget on fish and then save on a cup of rice. So typical Land of Lies.
 
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No heating, no friends, no Easter, no content! It's a sippery slope Fanny. No-one wants to be associated with your scam anymore
 
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Wouldn't you think that Fanny should be touting her Grand Lac as suitable location for the upcoming 2024 Olympic Watersports? Shit Face enter the Coxless Singles.
 
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Skipped most of it. Snorts playing the piano well he's got sod all else to do hasn't he), GET THAT BLOODY DOG ONTO THE FLOOR NOT ON TOP OF A FRIGGIN PIANO! FFS!!
Phillip's usual party piece! This must be about the fourth time he's been filmed playing Pachelbel's Canon in D major. ( at 2.19) so obviously the only thing he can play when he tries to impress. He only knows a few bars as the camera always cuts off at the same place.

 
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Does Marie have invisaline, I zoomed in during the sushi prep and thought I saw them.

Hubby watched Dan's latest (first in a while) and says the C beams that Dan is now using that are holding up the whole floor are a disaster waiting to happen, all that weight on two points in the crumbling walls. Then repeating this downward force on the same area of walls each floor up. Then only putting a bit of lime pointing around them. Steel beams should be placed on a concrete pad that combines strength and spreads the weight over a slightly larger area.
 
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I am certain now for sure she and pheellleap stan troll here everyday oh bless them as they run out of creative ideas and need our group to keep them going. The object of travelling so much and so much consumerism in plain view like leaving tags on clothing like dan the unkempt man does and designer dresses every 2 minutes is so that people rage post comments to drive up Algorithms for views . A lot leave on clothing tags for viewers to see as to a hint for where to purchase and for a return item once its worn. For sure i believe we seen a lot of dresses that are never seen again.
 
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No sign of any hens in last night flog.
Ratso was trying to mate Antoines dog.
 

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Thats a lot of money for such a plain and boring dress.

allmost put a bet on its made here in egypt for islamic modest clothing very cheap and that mark up is staggering, its marketed here for purposes of a street wear like pinaform. this is usually here for LE around 450 to 650 egyptian pounds the price below is even expensive for this in india.
 
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After Fanny’s exclamation to the chapel restorer I am certain they were gone for more than two nights.
I don’t understand why FRK would remove her vlogs from you tube tho.
 

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I’ve never been able to get olive oil out of anything. You’d have to put the whole dress in olive oil so all the spots would blend in. Hope she paid full retail. Bitch.
She'll probably throw it away and order a replacement from Harrods!
 
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Both have bad hair. I cannot think why Fanny doesn’t get her ends cut at least.
 

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Ok you need to compile all of these post and put together a book!
If patron day is still on for this year, please make enough copies to send to the farm and beautifully wrap each book with Daddy Dericks wrapping paper, include a note that says For all the lovely patrons! DO NOT OPEN UNTIL PATRON DAY. I think this would be a paarrfect eye opening gift for all attending
 
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And if he doesn't kill the sheep but gets head butted by Aloysius, he won't stand much of a chance.
 
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