The Chateau Diaries #296 Will the grand salon fall before the mayonnaise jar tower?

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
I’ve never been able to get olive oil out of anything. You’d have to put the whole dress in olive oil so all the spots would blend in. Hope she paid full retail. Bitch.
I had a gorgeous silk blouse with leather cuffs and collar, loved it... wore it one Christmas and was standing to the side of the sink chatting, my idiot ex turned the electric beaters on under the tap to rinse them after whipping cream... well, you can imagine... I never was able to get the fat from the cream to wash out of the silk...
 
Reactions: 28
Well , after the round-up of the sheep I really want to see how the chickens are going! Never show that now ???
Cattle and Sheep Dogs are trained to do this in a proper way....... takes time.
You don't just let them in the paddock and have a run at them!
 
Reactions: 20
In what world is it ok for a predatory dog chase sheep that are totally ignored, never sheared when they should and hardly looked after..... Can someone please send this video on to authorities??? Also They are Nicks sheep and he is there..... How can the lot of them be so stupid. And Fanny if you didn't have so much crap.... Maybe you could find the things you need to cook. Second time in the last couple of vlogs you can't find shit
 
Reactions: 31

Talk of haircare and ads appear… PJ you’re fooling no one with whatever you are doing to your scalp. You look as foolish as you behave.
 
Reactions: 24
LET’S PLAY A GAME CALLED LEFT A LOT RATSO’S STASH.
Prague ratters love to make a stash. If the dog cannot eat the food, then it will take it away
and hide it in the coveted place. But besides food, the ratter is able to hide shiny things
and objects that he finds attractive.”

What else is in Ratso’s secret stash at the Dump?


The Puffs’ key to their Porsche suv. Snorts has been looking everywhere for it and Ratso loves to laugh watching him search everywhere.

Ratso snatched Snorts’ wiglet and hid it.

Ratso was peeing and pooping under Stephanie’s bed and made an exciting discovery, THE MISSING ACCOUNTS! Ratso dragged the book away and put it in his stash. Ratso wants to call the French authorities but cannot make a phone call or text with with his tiny paws.Isabelle 6541 located Ratso and told him she would help him contact dozens of law enforcement officials and journalists if he would hand over the ledger, but Ratso doesn’t trust her And hid the ledger in a different area at the Dump.

The password to Snorts’ Grindr app so Ratso can collect info to blackmail Snorts into leaving him alone. He also has Snorty’s grandfather’s
( Ratso’s great grandfather) favorite teacup. Ratso lies to pee in it when he is upstairs at the Dump and the gruesome twosome will not take him outside because they are too busy drinking, shopping, and watching auctions and Netflix.




A stack of feathers from Thor that Ratso was able to pull out while chasing the peacocks with Marie cheering him on.

---
What a prize... You got the jackpot Philip. View attachment 2841270
Stephanie is looking just like her twin in this snapshot.
 
Last edited:
Reactions: 33
My guess... Fanny has made an $$ agreement with Marie for all her content... Between Marie's content, Fanny's content of Marie and Ratso, Fanny fills her flogs... Nothing is happening at the crumbling heap, and Marie stopped posting a week ago yet Fanny posts Marie's video clips every day. Does that pay for the car Marie?
 
Reactions: 24
Marie truly is stupid. Will she make it thru the B and B season?
---
What a prize... You got the jackpot Philip. View attachment 2841270
They should blow that screenshot up to a huge poster size and mount it on an easel or frame it for display at their “ wedding” reception.
 
Reactions: 16
@ceejaymueller5664
1 hour ago
YouTube are terrible dog owners. That little dog has a bear stomach you have big coats on... Big jumpers inside the house.. And you just leave him run around with his little skinny haired coat shame on you


@jolloyd1247
28 minutes ago
Animals have survived thousands of years without being dressed up like toys. What is disturbing is a dog chasing sheep and constantly bothering other dogs visiting is thought to be adorable. At some point one of that flock will turn on the dog as will a dog that doesn't like being annoyed all day.
 
Reactions: 26
I am dying......he's back at it again. Such a man of the world!
I have literally chuckled to myself for the last 10 minutes.
I'm curious, though, what happens when he meets someone who's only seen his Facebook picture?
It really must be a shock to the system to see he's not that person they saw on Facebook!
(notice, too, he's wearing the linen duster he wore in the infamous "All By Myself at la Lande" pictures)


 
Reactions: 26
Thank you, Gracie! I'm fuming- this is just wrong and cruel on so many levels. Fanny, tell Ratso that he can only chase your sheep as he would be shot anywhere else I'm sure he will understand! Use your b**** brain!!
 
Reactions: 24
Selmar, Sorry for you on the passing of your mum. You did your mum proud and she bought up a caring, decent son. Take care of yourself.x
 
Reactions: 32
How do Viv or Simon or the Puy Vidal's, Marie - ANYBODY - even look at him without laughing?
Sometimes you have to stay professional. Working in a store, I say that with some experience.
I bet they're all holding in their laughs. LOL.


I know Fanny is a sucker for Marie Antoinette, but she's also a sucker for copyright.
Those pants look awfully alot like Riyoko Ikeda's The Rose of Versailles (known as Lady Oscar in the West). The Rose of Versailles - Wikipedia
Fanny would be an extreme hypocrite (as if she already isn't) to wear pants featuring somebody else's intellectual property. (Thanks Celeste)
 
Reactions: 19
The pixelated lips!
Glad he is back on his feet again after his illness. Apart from photoshop he must have had something done to his face (I’m not against facial work just photoshop).
Why do people think others are interested in their hurry, hurry, rush, rush activities? It doesn’t make you sound/look more interesting or important.
 
Reactions: 23
There is something seriously wrong with Dauphin Dubious. How damaged do you have to be for this kind of embarrassing self aggrandizement?!?
 
Reactions: 32
Absolutely heaving it down with rain here.

Skipped most of it. Snorts playing the piano well he's got sod all else to do hasn't he), GET THAT BLOODY DOG ONTO THE FLOOR NOT ON TOP OF A FRIGGIN PIANO! FFS!!

Oh wasn't ready for the next bit, fucking sheep worrying, Marie! for christ sake you idiot! Un fucking believable.
So Fanny thinks it's OK for that dog to chase the sheep one time around the field and that doesn't count as sheep worrying!!!!

A staged fanny scoffing chocolate.

You odious bunch of arseholes

See @john eccles I'm back to normal!
 
Reactions: 39
It's a wonder Ratso doesn't have an accident on her head as she has made him so overexcited. It would serve her right. Noticed that Snorts doesn't have the same stupid carryon when he comes into the room. Maybe that is because every time he goes to pick up the dog, he gets snarled at?
 
Reactions: 24
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.