The Chateau Diaries #289 Teabag has a brother who is a Tealeaf

[Imperious Me]

I'm rather hoping that, if they have dancing at the reception, it will be the Charleston, with Fanny whipping off her meringue dress, and revealing a short miniskirt and with tassels on her exposed nipples. Snorty will be in his skin tight trousers doing all the Charleston moves. It will be worth watching. Maybe they will hold the party in the chapel for old times sake. Perhaps Potty's burlesque friends will also provide some entertainment. All the stars will be shining down on them, and the statues will come to life for the joyous occasion. Do you think Billy might be able to find them an organ to install in the chapel?

I have no doubt Billy could find them an organ... free even. Only none at LieLande have the work ethic to install it.

 

[Pyke]

Stephanie was telling a bold face lie in the video when she claimed that she purchased the current season designer jumpsuit at a secondhand shop And Philip was the one who spotted the jumpsuit? Such nonstop lies. Did you notice that gamey hipped Fanny was bouncing around wearing 4 inch stilettos with her jumpsuit? Another lie from Fanny.

I don't think jumpsuit is current season, that part same pattern one I posted has been on VC since 2021, don't know when / year she actually filmed
in Portugal with Ollie ?

 

[YoungAtHeart]

Histrionic Personality Disorder (Fanny seems to tick lots of the boxes)

This is a quite perfect portrait of our Fanny! Thank you! She sure does tick almost all the boxes.
Merci @ComtesseRose for the thread management , the endless support and keeping us all on the straight and narrow

 

[JackSpratt]

OK ...... if Snorts has a Stag Night .......who will be there with him??? Everyone dislikes him so !

Plus....... where will they go--- to a Strip Club or a Drag Show ????

Vogue, vogue, vogue

Never in a month of Sundays would it be this

 

[ploppityplop2]

Snorts being interviewed about the engagement.

 

[Kickintheass]

Just think about it, he gave her a ring with no stone, he had all that time to get a stone put in it before he proposed and he didn’t. Me thinks Stephanie is going to have to buy her own diamond.

In Amsterdam or do they sell in doha. Its going to have to be sizeable to fit the space in that ring.

 

[C'est moi]

Thank you @ComtesseRose for the shiny new thread. Most kind

Do we know where baghead and family are staying while in south Africa?

 

[Lochness Monster]

Olive looks so bad in the thumnail for the coming vlog.... That dye job is so bad... Worse than in the Death in Venice, the Visconti film. Well i hope hope he is fine dispite loosing F4F to Phiphi.

They all share the bed. Whether they share anything else is uncertain.

 

[vitanova]

If its a girl it must be named Maid Marian as they already have a Lancelot !

guinevere

 

[Fennelbug]

That preacher who gave him the ghastly transparent jacket will be very sad at the news, not to mention that fellow from the live chats who fancied Snorty and constantly made dubious remarks about him. Wonder what Michael T will send them as an engagement, and later, a wedding, gift. Brenda's probably buying a new hat today.

Well, someone’s got to buy Stephanie a rock

 

[Lochness Monster]

Michiel is the Prince William of the family and Snorts is the Harry.
I wonder if Snorts will write a book one day in the future??

The title would be The plank. AfteŕallMeghan has taken the bench

 

[BigGreenMeany]

Olive looks so bad in the thumnail for the coming vlog.... That dye job is so bad... Worse than in the Death in Venice, the Visconti film. Well i hope hope he is fine dispite loosing F4F to Phiphi.

 

[vitanova]

Tani Johnson has been at the communion wine again.

she emptied convent's cellar. cleave ....

 

[KyBourbon]

He won't find any diamonds in her room..

It’s funny…no locks on the doors at the farmhouse, and Fanny is so paranoid she has Nutty take photos and check guest rooms to make sure there’s no theft. But it’s not strangers who are the thieves…she’s letting Billy Petherick into the house! Better keep an eye on him at the wedding.

 

[billybudd]

Thor has just dropped a feather and let me know that whilst he has been swishing his tail feathers he overheard that Frk has agreed that for a free car she will be a surrogate and carry the future offspring of Snorts!
Gerry has agreed to be the child’s nanny as he has form being the pram pusher to Fanny.


Potential baby names on a card please.

Regan.
Adrian.

 

[TorontoGWM]

 

[shatcho shiek]

Snap. You got there before me.
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More than mere mortals can afford. But... they did make savings by buying a picnic lunch in the superette and taking it back to the hotel. And by decanting wine into empty plastic water bottles. All hail thrifty fanny. Oh no, not so thrifty! A potential $11,000 on 2 return flights to south Africa and around 700$ on the 1st new outfit we've seen in south Africa.

even if the family of Fanny were able to share a points card between the to half the cost you still got to pay taxes on that ticket so left generously or conservatley estamiate it at 8 ,000 that still a heck of a lot with out all the new outfits and on the spot splurges' thrush buys.

 

[TorontoGWM]

Can someone please explain the reference in this thread title to Billy being a tealeaf? What does that mean????

 

[Pyke]

No explanations as to why both rings were shown on the wrong hand?

I think it's the phone mirror image ? Same problem deciding which eye of Boxer Tyson Fury is cut

 

[vitanova]

You know, PhiPhi gets a bit better when put into the context of his family. His dad and brother aren’t that bad looking. But they don’t have moos on their heads.

they came to terms with their hair loose