The Chateau Diaries #288 Stephanie has the life everyone dreams of and everyone else pays for

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It takes a lot for me to spew my tea but Fanny succeeded when she said " let's get on with the food planning now that we've signed the food safety document!"
Oh I just had to laugh when that came on........ especially when it looked like Snorts had Ratso's two front feet on the kitchen table before !
 
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Babysitting Stephanie AND trying to protect Amaury from being thrown under the bus by Cuz Stephanie ( it must be killing you…..) over the accident or any other issues.
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The filthy chaise lounge aka Ratso’s pee and poo pad isn’t an appropriate piece in a kitchen either.
 
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I think it may be Fanny is attempting to grift the rich, or the poor by making them aspire to aristocratic taste. Yes, that's it. The horseshit is way deeper. I am agog.
 
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Mmmmm……jarred peas. YumYum Gimme Some. Ratso has bonded with Amaury already- he’ll soon be changing residences. Thank God.
 
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Mmmmm……jarred peas. YumYum Gimme Some. Ratso has bonded with Amaury already- he’ll soon be changing residences. Thank God.
Ratso likes Marie but she is far too unstable and unreliable to care for Ratso. Amaury is better for Ratso.
 
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Fucking
Off to South Africa just after Vienna & Venice, the
Renovationless chatelaine’s
Expensive lifestyle always takes precedence
Over actual renovations.

 
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I'm not saying that that kitchen table isn't a germ fest BUT.........
Bread made with black olives can absolutely turn the bread gray, sometimes with an almost purple hue, particularly if the olives aren't drained well or are crushed when kneading the dough. Think about it, if you buy black olives, the liquid (unless oil cured) is often black. You mix that with whole wheat or white flour and you get gray bread.
We eat a loaf of olive bread a week here and no I don't make it myself, but I have in the past. Cheaper to just buy a loaf these days. And making bread is not my thing.
 
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So who will be looking after Lancelot for 3 weeks?
There's not going to be any birds left!
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Has Marie ever stayed there alone? Does Marie let him run after the sheep as well?
 
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Well I'm still playing catch-up after a couple of days reading. Thanks yet again to @ComtesseRose for the now really well used thread and in my best Uriah Heep voice I'm very 'umbled to be part of the thread naming

After having a quick gander at Lesaffre Web site they have 11,000 employees. Gwen is not just normal wealthy I'd say she's mega wealthy!
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Can't help but picture George Cole in the old St Trinians movies and that series with Dennis Waterman.
 
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It takes a lot for me to spew my tea but Fanny succeeded when she said " let's get on with the food planning now that we've signed the food safety document!"
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I'll bet my first-born that food safety document had a header that read 'Ashburton Cookery School'
 
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Looks like Marie rolled out her dough on the nasty kitchen table and placed her pan over it when she moved the dough to the baking pan. She need to review her food document safety guidelines again.
 
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They are going for 3 weeks on another vacation and Carpenter Cuz is on another vacation. What have they actually accomplished inside the house since the Sagging Beam Sob Vlog of November/December of 2022??????????????????
 
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Billy and his issues seem to be minor in comparison to Fanny's grifting. I will still be following Old Bill to see what happens with the convent reno. At least he is doing some renos, unlike Fanny.
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Who is Sally?
 
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There's not going to be any birds left!
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Has Marie ever stayed there alone? Does Marie let him run after the sheep as well?
I would not want to stay there alone, between the ghosts, the middle of no where, and all the noises and all the places for an intruder to hide until dark. No way I would I want to be there alone I would sleep with a gun under my pillow. Also I have three dogs that would defend me til death... Ratso barely barks...
 
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I feel this will be the downfall of Franny, leaving Ratso all the time for self indulgent travel. People love their pets and to see these narcissists travelling all the time and leaving a baby puppy home in a freezing chateau the tables will turn. Plus the 100,000 chapel stars will also be her downfall. Animals, sentimentality plus religion will see the demise of the grifter.
 
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