So Fanny, if you really, really want a psuedo-Christian pelican imagery for your fountain I’ve found you the paaarfect one. A direct copy of one from Versailles…Versailles, KY that is, at the new miniature golf facility. I think you’ll love it.
The Chateau Diaries #286 Fanny has bigger bulges in her face than PhiPhi has in his trousers
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It’s really Grey Gardens again
I think that gross sweater belonged to the previous chateau owner, Grandfather Nadillac, who wore it while watching his old tv, which Fanny now has stuffed up in the attic because ‘its original to the shitoo’.
Patrons are paying to make the chapel cleaner but make the fountain dirtier (aged). Here’s an idea: don’t let Snorty purchase anything until: bluebell bathroom & attached bedroom complete. Little pink bird bathroom & refugee’s bedroom complete. Wash area & kitchen complete. Heating & Potty’s area put back & of coarse the grand salon & library complete. SJ’s bedroom, office, dressing room with repainted bathroom ceiling complete. This will take them 5 years so Snorty could go back to university or get a job & maybe find his true love because he is a waste at the chateau. SJ could film herself traveling & the shows would be more enjoyable. Let Camilla edit, win, win.
Pelican fountains notwithstanding, Versailles, Ky has great bourbon and beautiful horse farms. QE2 visited friends there. Just please don't look up how we pronounce Versailles.
We’re still getting at our supermarket but they aren’t particularly appetizing right now. Definitely end of season.I wonder where they're still getting brussels sprouts at the end of January? More jigerry, pokery with the timey, whimey I'll wager! We haven't seen a brussels sprout in the supermarkets or markets since mid December. They're only bought in for the brits and invariably are left unsold, rotting and black on the shelves
Snorts should decoupage some gift grab paper napkins onto the green horror, it cannot look any worse.
Look at the state of this cupboard Snorts painted already in blue
Look at the state of this cupboard Snorts painted already in blue
Snorty ‘s been in a funk ever since the Tattle’s tittle. Now he wears cod piece to cover his tiny bits along with his unwashed beanie to cover his strands. How about just don’t be on camera. Problem solved!
It’s obvious Stephanie has no taste from wallpapers to choice of clothes to paint colours. She just has a need to shop. I wonder what lies behind that? By the time I was in my 40 s I got rid of other peoples gifts/ choices of what I should have. I became my own person.
I’ve been there! Scored a hole-in-one!
It's still a tiny package he needs bigger socks it is like a decomposing maggot
She also appeared to sign heavily resting on top of the print so would surely imprint and damage it!
It's all done with haste and little thought.
I can not say empirically that foundation is solid since I have not inspected it for myself, though from the evidence I do see it appears to be as it was originally built without movement. I do suspect a bit of flimflam though. Fanny is an easy target with her deep Patreon Pockets.
I’ve been there, beautiful area so I’ll never tell!Pelican fountains notwithstanding, Versailles, Ky has great bourbon and beautiful horse farms. QE2 visited friends there. Just please don't look up how we pronounce Versailles.
I'm sure it would have been extremely distressing, especially if you've never seen a serious accident before. Also not knowing what any of the injuries were, we can only imagine the scene. I can't see Snorts being of any use and I suspect it was Aumary and Nathan (guessing he was there) who sorted things out, calling out the ambulance.
MariA, I think was already over the place and this sealed it for her and Pavlina followed suit. MariE's ambivalent to the whole thing as she then got Fanny all to herself which is all she wants. Kirsty seems to have featured less since then. I thinik it was a huge wake up call to all except the gruesome twosome as they're just too wrapped up in themselves.
As for Fanny, she's completely devoid of any compassion or conscience so it would have been like water off a ducks back, plus by the time she got back it was probably all sorted.
We've never been told since then how the other person injured is. Maybe she's not allowed to say anymore if there's an investigation.
While it is entirely possible the portal keystone slipped due to bald arch, it’s more likely due to subsidence from loss of the lake. That could affect only a small section of the foundation. It was the Saint Joseph keystone movement over the entrance tattlers first noticed that clued us into the chapel becoming unstable. The hot mess Dan made of the surrounding earth for the jardin anglais probably contributed as well. Heavy equipment would’ve cause significant vibration. It wouldn’t take a lot, especially if bald arch was already occurring. That might even have contributed to the vault collapse.
Who'd like to push him down that bank?
Her choices reflect the powerful chaos twirling inside her brain. Her actions and reactions are submitted to that uncontrollable energy. That is why she waves her hands all over the place, why she shrieks and laughs loudly, why the rooms are full of junk, why her food looks like sh!t!
CHAOS - staphanie needs a reboot!
What a lovely post.If there was only someplace in France where Fanny and Snorts could observe water lilies in a beautiful, idyllic setting. Somewhere in France where they could learn, firsthand, how to grow and keep water lilies beautiful and thriving. If France only had someplace like that…just someplace…but where?How could Fanny or Snorts possibly grow water lilies when that kind of specialized knowledge just doesn’t exist in France…
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I just visited one of the panels in Cleveland on Sunday.
My Samsung does not do it justice
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