The Chateau Diaries #286 Fanny has bigger bulges in her face than PhiPhi has in his trousers

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She has!
In fact, it should be said: She would have, if she hadn't paid for luxury hotels, van rentals, trips with all possible means of transport, china, mirrors, furniture at auctions, overpriced wallpaper, designer dresses (I said I would make a gallery of designer dresses, but I can't find time to throw myself into that hell).
The Patreon money seems like pocket money for Fanny's lifestyle.
 
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Maybe dear friend Ollie should share his meds?
 
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Someone should tell him that buttons left means women clothing.

…. Oh, that’s why he wears it.
 
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Snorts should decoupage some gift grab paper napkins onto the green horror, it cannot look any worse.
Look at the state of this cupboard Snorts painted already in blue
This is perfect for Manor and Maker.
 
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I had no idea that Dear Brenda did advertising work in her youth!



I apologize, that was a low blow…to the snack industry. I actually really enjoy Little Debbie snack cakes in moderation.
 
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you are very ... optimistic. of course she will "postpone" renovations in and around the house because of the b+b season. like heating last year. i hope the architect and the crew will pack their tools and never come back ather the chapel is finished
 
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I'm trying to remember a time when there was only two eating dinner, for two nights, if not more. Even in the lockdown there was IJ and Selmar. Now all she has is the Gay Lodger, what a miserable place that must be, She is desperate, Stephy no mates.
But when she skips out to greet the chapel fella... oh how she laughs, and giggles and laughs again... Notice how she's laughing with Nuttie more too... she's so much happier now chapel guy is there... Laughter is definitely missing in her 'relationship' with the gay fella.
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And the less he does the more she is bigging him up.
He's relegated to heating leftovers now.. How many times have those sausages been pulled out? The bean casserole, the pasta and sausage vomit, then last nights unpeeled potato blight thing.... I'm all about leftovers but food poisoning... not so much.
 
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PhiPhi's been hard at work re-imagining the chateau facade to better suit his superior tastes.
A friend hacked into PhiPhi's laptop and snagged the new design that's been submitted to the Mairie.
 
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It was the scene of many a Barbie murder.
Sounds like that puts my Sims graveyard to shame...

Egrets are herons
Remember that time, when Fanny received the print from Michael Petherick and misidentified the bird - what an idiot.

Dana makes me realize what an awesome cook I am...
Everybody is a Michelin Star chef compared to Dana... and PhiPhimodo.... and Fanny...

Didn't she visit something related to Monet with Man Boobs Ollie?

Is this just another passive aggressive editing move by Fanny in the latest video or is she trying to create a rumour about Ñutty ?
No. The alleged bully is just developing a FUPA.
 
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Did she ever disclose ALL the charities she sent to over the past 2 years?
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Speaking of the Australian married man... he's posted a couple of things lately that made me wonder about his choices and regrets...
 
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I think Amaury said the wall had to be redone for something to do. He must be soooooo bored with no renovation work being done.
If those windows were such a priority, why hasn't he been doing them over the past couple of years whilst everything he touches gets put on hold? Why didn't he start the kitchen area right after he got back from Christmas? Every window in the place needs re-making.. It's nuts.
 
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