The Heap in the Middle of Nowhere has to be condemned. I doubt if any insurance company would payout on a building that has had no maintenance done since Fanny purchased. Wallpaper and curtains don't count.
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Fanny has her Emmaus Loden cape on.
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nomination: The Heap in the Middle of Nowhere has to be condemnedor,
Chateau de Lalande (HMN) has to be condemned...
We get a lot of owls here, so funny when they have their babies as you'll see the whole family sitting on the roof.
I use to look after a holiday home in our village and I'd gone to get the place ready for the owners arrival the following day. As I walked into their lounge something moved inside the woodburner, I opened the door and it was a baby barn owl who's fallen down the flue. It could only have recently happened as it didn't really look that worse for wear. Poor thing tried to hide in the corner of the fire, I got one of their bath towels and put it over the owl and lifted it out. Once outside, I took the towel off, let it get itself together then threw it upwards and it flew back into the barn where it had come from.
After Vienna it’s London then the dump, then Venice , London the dump, then SA.
It will be Easter and time for the ******** children to pahtee.
I have found an Easter hair style idea for Snorts this year.
It will be Easter and time for the ******** children to pahtee.
I have found an Easter hair style idea for Snorts this year.
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Sorry to quote my own post, but…
I’ve just seen an even more extreme rerouting. A Ryanair flight from Newquay (Cornwall) to Stansted was diverted to…Malaga.
It would have been amusing if Steff and Philip were due to fly Vienna/Stansted yesterday and the flight was diverted to Limoges.
Every time I see images of Auntie and Oncle’s home I wonder how much of the tat was the property of their care home inmates? Beating back the dust would be a never ending chore. The only full time work they seem to do is indulge their monstrous niece while hoisting booze.
For those of us Brits who are old enough to remember him, it's only a matter of time before Tonton does his Harry Worth impersonation.
Snorts does Max Wall without even trying.
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Or get yer coat luv, you've pulled.
It was also mentioned earlier that he is developing a paunch. To go with.
For Americans of a certain age that remember actor/comedian Charles Nelson Reilly, there’s a strong resemblance between him and pervy Uncle Stephen. Granted Reilly was funny in his innuendo laden way. Uncle is just creepy in that inappropriately handsy way!
Certainly far more. I think they were here:
Loden Plankl
This is not a cheap shop - very traditional and good quality.
When I travel with Ryanair, I take minimal luggage capsule wardrobe. SJ was supposed to only be a couple of nights in Vienna but had multiple changes of clothes and that full length tapestry coat with her as well as the one she wore travelling. That coat would fill a case by itself. ( actually it could probably make its own way to Vienna as I bet its never been cleaned)
Guessing that in Vienna it still is, but Snorts and Unc Benny Hill did not get the memo
Snorts looks a bloody mess, as if he’s nipping out to Emmaus and Unc just looks as daft as a brush. Whats with the blue silky scarf
I’m pretty sure the Vienna Opera House has a bloody cloakroom, why would you keep scarves on inside 
The sad thing is Phyllis thought he was being clever when he posed for this photo. 'I placed one hand on my hip, and I rested my other hand on her hip. Did you see what I did? Snort, snort. Hands on hips. Snort, snort.'
Such deportment.
They look like low rise pulled up to his waist... Plank.
I would hazard a guess that from now on ALL of Despicable fanny's travel routes with go through London. She will justify this by telling all of her rabid fans that she is using economy airlines - Ryanair for example - and that it can only be done by using the Stanstead hub. Fanny, your stupid fans may believe you, though I sense a bit of an epiphany going on, but you cannot fool a tattler.
Nothing but the absolute best for our FannyA review of the Imperial hotel in Vienna
Review: Hotel Imperial Vienna, Luxury Collection - an amazing step back in time
This is our review of Hotel Imperial in Vienna, an amazing hotel celebrating its 150th anniversary this year. But can the service match the interiors?www.headforpoints.com
No flames for you, because you are not staying in a five star hotel while scamming grannies for the money to fix your damn house!
When the motley crew were toasting themselves….Fanny said here is to our holiday.Whilst…she is prone to exaggerating a weekend is generally not described as a holiday.
Fanny took her sparkly shoes and matching bow bag.
Fanny took her sparkly shoes and matching bow bag.
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