The Chateau Diaries #284 PhiPhi, the boy who prepares peas & peaches, now prances like Potty

[skybluepink098]

There are a lot of people on social media who don't post in real time where they are, for security reasons. I think it could be impossible to tell where someone is on a certain day or week.

My friend always posts #latergram because she posts long after the event.

 

[On Repeat]

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I Made mine from painters.drop cloth - looks like linen but is cotton. You have to want cream though. I have seen some nice ones on Temu under 'Bohemian curtains' - but they won't block much light out; for looks only.

Great idea. I have used hessian in a country cottage, cheap and cheerful. This is what I mean, Stephanie Jarvis just buys a name as long as it is old, mouldy and expensive.

 

[Lochness Monster]

Snorts has just told Mummy that his boyfriend has moved in. Happy new year Angel.

 

[Tartuffe]

It looks like Fanny may have her drizzle porn scarf on again. I'm betting this was taped on the same day as the Interior Design Epiphany.

 

[Le Baiseur]

In today's Dana's Cookbook, Dana drops in on Dan and Cat in their Yurt.

 

[Luna20]

They are very sad the slaves have escaped. BTW- Snorty left all the hand washing for Dave the Slave- I don’t care what Fanny says- we ALL know it’s true. PUT the disgusting Christmas shi*t away ON camera if you don’t rely on slave labor. I DARE you- LAZY twats!

I'd like to see these two putting away the christmas stuff and wash a window or two

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

I’ve no idea why this just popped into my head, but I wonder what it looks like when Snortsferatu reads on here how much better Michael Petherick and Fanny were together? How much more we’d prefer the Petherick over the Vile One. How PhiPhi is a second rate trashy substitute for Michael in the opinion of many. Do you think he goes to the lady desk room ex-Michael Petherick’s assigned space and stamps his itty bitty boots and shrieks into his upholstery?

 

[C'est moi]

I’ve no idea why this just popped into my head, but I wonder what it looks like when Snortsferatu reads on here how much better Michael Petherick and Fanny were together? How much more we’d prefer the Petherick over the Vile One. How PhiPhi is a second rate trashy substitute for Michael in the opinion of many. Do you think he goes to the lady desk room ex-Michael Petherick’s assigned space and stamps his itty bitty boots and shrieks into his upholstery?

Speaking of whom... Michael is now in San Diego, Cali

 

[TorontoGWM]

Deplorable not adorable.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Kann sein, muss aber nicht. Sie postet ihre Aufenthaltsorte immer etwas zeitverzögert. Sie sagt auch nie im vorhinein was die nächste Station ist.

Can be, but it doesn't have to be. She always posts her whereabouts with a bit of a delay. She never posts in advance what the next stop is.

Oida oida…

Ohhhh, what a shame.

 

[Karma baby!]

OH LORDY! SJ wants to record Lalande's sounds of nature and make a CD!

First of all, NO ONE buys CDs anymore Stiffy... Second, no one wants to listen to specific LL birds! Third, you have already milked your patrons dry by your adopt a star scam... there's no money left to be had!

If you want to go really retro, may I suggest a Vinyl record? It's coming back in style with full force too!

 

[Lady Lindy]

It looks like Fanny may have her drizzle porn scarf on again. I'm betting this was taped on the same day as the Interior Design Epiphany.

Deffo the same day and yet again... Nothing happened apart from some gross cooking

 

[Le Baiseur]

Speaking of whom... Michael is now in San Diego, Cali

Uh oh! He's just down the freeway from me. I wonder if he'll make it up this way?

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

„Philipp! Volunteer Jeremy said that you told him he should download an App called „Grindr“, and he needs to look for every single gay male within half a mile. But the next people nearby are at last 3 miles away. And you and amaury are currently the only straight men living here. You probably gave him the wrong imperial length unit.“

 

[YoungAtHeart]

Stiffy

“Stiffy!”

Also, how can anyone live in France for half their lifetime and not know how to cook Cassoulet??

 

[Le Baiseur]

OH LORDY! SJ wants to record Lalande's sounds of nature and make a CD!

First of all, NO ONE buys CDs anymore Stiffy... Second, no one wants to listen to specific LL birds! Third, you have already milked your patrons dry by your adopt a star scam... there's no money left to be had!

If you want to go really retro, may I suggest a Vinyl record? It's coming back in style with full force too!

I still buy CDs. I hate streaming music, the sound quality is inferior.
At least she'd be selling something tangible. Though I still don't know why she doesn't market her Dad's art or a Lalande cookbook or something... the cult would eat it up.

 

[Fennelbug]

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Deplorable not adorable.

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Gosh he’s hideous.

 

[TorontoGWM]

The Dump Crew aren't the only shittoo slobs around. My award this week goes to Lalacelle. I never watch them, but finally tuned in because of all the tattling about them.

I was shocked and truly repulsed at the state of their rugs and some of their floors. They had to unroll rugs that were together, and they did so in one of the unfinished rooms they currently use for storage. Not only were the rugs very visibly dirty, but so was the floor they were on. They probably thought they were clever in setting up the floor-level camera shot, too. GROSS. Granted the room is used for storage, but at the very least it should be swept and kept clean. There is no excuse. Plus, these guys work in their stockinged feet!!! The debris on the rug and floor will be tracked everywhere.

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Then to add insult to injury, they lay one of the filthy rugs on the clean floor in their finished room. It made me cringe. Hoovering won't be sufficient, and this should have been done in the first room anyway. Rugs must be collected and professionally cleaned--given a proper bath, most especially second-hand ones found in junk shops. I'm also disgusted that they don't have a proper pad under the rug (a new one, of course).

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They have furnished these B&B rooms in a most impractical way. They really have no clue what they are doing.

 

[Fennelbug]

Deffo the same day and yet again... Nothing happened apart from some gross cooking

And ZERO handwashing of gross 80’s tableware. Dave the Slave’ll do it next week! Lazy tossers.

 

[Le Baiseur]

„Philipp! Volunteer Jeremy said that you told him he should download an App called „Grindr“, and he needs to look for every single gay male within half a mile. But the next people nearby are at last 3 miles away. And you and amaury are currently the only straight men living here. You probably gave him the wrong imperial length unit.“

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Is PhiPhi the only one in the village?