Nothing says Christmas like empty boxes of decorations piled up on the sideboard where you're serving food. Fanny chasing Ratso around with the noisy pig was ridiculous. Ratso is like a new baby that everyone focuses on in the room so they don't have to interact with each other.
Fanny decorated 4 of the worse trees this Christmas - little thought, no themes, baubles and decorations randomly tossed onto the branches, no tree skirt, waiting to decorate the main tree until Christmas morning. That Christmas dinner table looked awful, especially with all those tiny Emaus vases and scraggly wild flowers strewn across the table. Compare that to the gorgeous winter-scape FRK's mother presented. What the hell has Fanny been doing this past month other then climbing scaffolding in the chapel, buying a new push-up bra and and taking a couple of side trips to Paris?
Fanny can lie and say they've all been busy & pre-occupied with their damn 'grift a star' campaign, but something other then Fanny's salmon terrine smells fishy. Perhaps it's because there were fewer slaves guests to bring all the gifts and do all the work this year, but I suspect there's worrying stuff going on behind the scenes to explain the lack of video production, decorations, preparations and enthusiasm from the hostages at the shitoo entire shitoo crew throughout the Advent season. Fanny looks like crap and war-torn.
p.s. - the best Potty could gift his mother was one of his photographs (unframed)! Cheap bastard!
