Pekey
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Instead of adopting a Star ...... that money would have been better spent in a Cancer institution that specializes on cancer research !!!
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Gertrude Maud
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You nailed it!
graciemckitten
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Here is todays half assed cd advent video. REPLACING DINING ROOM CHAIRS! Phi phi bought chairs at auction which are delivered in the video. Amaury unloads all the chairs and stools, as usual! Snorts is all over the live chat forum. Phi phi was going to pick up the tartan terror. Shopaholic Snorts also bought chairs for his study/ little lady desk bedroom. Velvet dining room chairs by a designer …Garcia? Ratso has no sweater. Fanny makes a lemon pie with a burnt crust. Potts and Fanny greedily consume white truffles on pasta.
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Tartuffe
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Bought new dining chairs because "viewers" didn't like those she had!!!!~What popular request ?! LOL Talk about "advent" content
graciemckitten
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Isn’t it funny that the day after Cameron receives dozens of compliments on his singing, Miss Chatelaine is suddenly ” caught” on camera singing and washing dishes by the Shittelaine? They are so predictable. When does Snorts ever wash a dish?
2 failures to launch in the video:
Marie announces she is making hot dog buns ……wait, no internet access, let’s roll them up on puff pastry instead,
Fanny wants to make a lemon curd ………wait, no eggs! Those darn chickens ruined her plans to make a lemon curd by not laying eggs durging the cold weather with diminished sunlight. She misidentified some roosters as chickens and chides the group for spoiling her lemon curd plans. She puts the chicken with a house full of chicks on pensive alert by hauling a pensive Ratso out to the chicken coop.
Weird Hanni completes her Dump visit by spontaneously leaping into the air yet again in the kitchen. She evidently told Fanny to stop violating the law in your YouTube videos by failing to note that they contained a sponsored ad. After failing to do so dozens of times, Fanny finally put the required legal notice on her video that it indeed, did contain a sponsored ad, so that viewers would no longer be misled into think she just really, really liked the sonic facial cleaner, the silk clothing, nord vpn, etc. A LieLande Advent miracle!
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2 failures to launch in the video:
Marie announces she is making hot dog buns ……wait, no internet access, let’s roll them up on puff pastry instead,
Fanny wants to make a lemon curd ………wait, no eggs! Those darn chickens ruined her plans to make a lemon curd by not laying eggs durging the cold weather with diminished sunlight. She misidentified some roosters as chickens and chides the group for spoiling her lemon curd plans. She puts the chicken with a house full of chicks on pensive alert by hauling a pensive Ratso out to the chicken coop.
Weird Hanni completes her Dump visit by spontaneously leaping into the air yet again in the kitchen. She evidently told Fanny to stop violating the law in your YouTube videos by failing to note that they contained a sponsored ad. After failing to do so dozens of times, Fanny finally put the required legal notice on her video that it indeed, did contain a sponsored ad, so that viewers would no longer be misled into think she just really, really liked the sonic facial cleaner, the silk clothing, nord vpn, etc. A LieLande Advent miracle!
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Hanni resembles elf on a shelf, not princess Diana.
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BlessingoftheHounds
Well-known member
Do you think Steph and Potty would post that some of the stars are already sold/selling out to chum the waters? I wouldn't put it past them to create a "only a few left -- act now!!" pitch. Ugh, they're revolting.
Just Grift Wood
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Fanny -adopt a star so I can travel far and all 5 star. I don't care if your loved ones are alive or dead just give me the bloody money
Boleyn sister
Active member
AND THIS IS KIDS HOW YOU LAUNDER MONEY:
one could buy 8100 eur worth of 50 eur star in barromeo
the number keeps increasing but the money doesnt allow you to go higher and then it adjust the number of starts to 170 max
4500 eur in virgin mary (not sure how many were already bought
when i checked the borromeo for 100 against virgin in like 5 minutes it was down to 1000 eur so the rest was bought?
but you can buy 20000 eur or borromeo for 100
BUY FAKE GOODS FOR ANY AMOUNT AND YOU END UP WITH CLEAN MONEY
one could buy 8100 eur worth of 50 eur star in barromeo
the number keeps increasing but the money doesnt allow you to go higher and then it adjust the number of starts to 170 max
4500 eur in virgin mary (not sure how many were already bought
when i checked the borromeo for 100 against virgin in like 5 minutes it was down to 1000 eur so the rest was bought?
but you can buy 20000 eur or borromeo for 100
BUY FAKE GOODS FOR ANY AMOUNT AND YOU END UP WITH CLEAN MONEY
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MsPitstop
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Potty spent one night and has exited, stage right? Although I don't like him, I don't blame him. I'd have taken my car, gone to the local supermarket, stocked up --- and locked the door to my apartment.
Also, interestingly when reading the comments, a few viewers are asking about the death at Lalande that delayed the heating.
My mum died, aged 79 from Alzheimers, just a month before Christmas. We knew it was coming but still our grief made it a quiet Christmas.
Yet what do we see, love and laughter at Lala Land.
Jeeze, when you look at other Lalande-esque YouTubers (Amanda and Lincoln, the Pethericks), if a death of a worker occurred at their places, they'd be in mourning for months. Even the Flueries reacted accordingly with Benoid hurt his hand; start a fundraising. Do we see that with Stef? Christophe, like Benoid, was a contractor.
I really hope that the French version of Health and Safety is cracking down on Lala Land.
Also, interestingly when reading the comments, a few viewers are asking about the death at Lalande that delayed the heating.
My mum died, aged 79 from Alzheimers, just a month before Christmas. We knew it was coming but still our grief made it a quiet Christmas.
Yet what do we see, love and laughter at Lala Land.
Jeeze, when you look at other Lalande-esque YouTubers (Amanda and Lincoln, the Pethericks), if a death of a worker occurred at their places, they'd be in mourning for months. Even the Flueries reacted accordingly with Benoid hurt his hand; start a fundraising. Do we see that with Stef? Christophe, like Benoid, was a contractor.
I really hope that the French version of Health and Safety is cracking down on Lala Land.
MRShavershamsdress
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I really, really want to see Anne Marie slap the bejeezers out of Fanny before snatching PhiPhi bald! I will happily fly last minute to France to give him wig snatching lessons. This queen can offer a masterclass in reading for filth and I won’t even charge. Spreading joy is all the recompense I need.
M&MsMom
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@HalcyonOrganic and @UvulaDonor - it's funny, I was going to post a picture of these sausages from the place that uses French bread from the Yelp account, but I thought "there are some filthy minded people in Tattle and these pictures look suggestive!"..........I expect this from @HalcyonOrganic , but you, @UvulaDonor ? Aside from occasional comments about Nick the Treeman, you are usually pretty quiet about this sort of thing.
LOL!! You both made me laugh. Here's a picture. Try not to get too excited @HalcyonOrganic . I tried to find one without sauces oozing all over the place, just in case!
LOL!! You both made me laugh. Here's a picture. Try not to get too excited @HalcyonOrganic . I tried to find one without sauces oozing all over the place, just in case!
KiKiGee
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Gertrude Maud
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Adopt a star so Stephanie can travel far, and all 5 star.
BigGreenMeany
Well-known member
One thing I did notice of LaLande's own Claus Von Bülow - he was the most passionate, determined and dedicated than I have ever seen unwrapping the fugly chairs and even taking out the rubbish. Not once have I seen a shadow of that passion with F4F, not when they got the dog, not even when talking about the grandparents.
So happy that he is openly materialist with incapability to project any such emotions towards living things.
The Weed Whacker is having a renaissance after the competition left. No more the eastern block mafia, no more Sabine or Hanni. Finally for a moment she gets F4F almost all to her self.
So happy that he is openly materialist with incapability to project any such emotions towards living things.
The Weed Whacker is having a renaissance after the competition left. No more the eastern block mafia, no more Sabine or Hanni. Finally for a moment she gets F4F almost all to her self.
Lady Avonlea
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By subtly mentioning WiFi problems Fanny is simply foreshadowing/justifying delayed uploads of her riveting, daily advent videos. Any video delays have nothing to do with the lack of content, Fanny not getting out of bed until noon (on a good day), her travels or the fact she can’t be rat-assed bothered.
graciemckitten
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How much tax free money did Fanny use to buy the two white truffles? Pottie was positively giddy with excitement fondling the white truffle. Tattlers in France, would you have any idea of an approximate price? Would it be a hundred euros or more per truffle? While she is ebegging for money to repair her personal chapel? Why does she show off the expensive truffles when she is ebegging nonstop spent around 4,000 euros for chairs, on top of supposedly 50% off discount Ratso ( 3500 euros + with no discount). Idiot.
www.cbsnews.com
They purchased the white truffles from this company, Laumont.
www.laumont.eu
laumontshop.dk
Truffles: The Most Expensive Food in the World
European white truffles sell for as much as $3,600 a pound, but harvests are down and a black market has emerged -- none of which has dampened the appetite for this prized fungi. Lesley Stahl reports.
www.cbsnews.com
They purchased the white truffles from this company, Laumont.
Fresh White Truffle - Tuber Magnatum
What is white truffle? Wild white truffle (Tuber Magnatum) of the highest quality. Collected by our truffle growing partners, for more than two generations. The Tuber Magnatum was first discovered in the Western Alps mountain ranges in the Piedmont region of Italy, one of the best areas for its...
www.laumont.eu
Buy White Truffle (Tuber Magnatum)
Considered the most select truffle in the world, the white truffle (Tuber Magnatum) owes its prestige to its scarce and short season of availability, as well as its incredible and spectacular aroma.
laumontshop.dk
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JackSpratt
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graciemckitten
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Aren’t these the chairs Snorts purchased for his little lady desk room? From the Paris apartment of Olivia de Havailland?
www.bonhams.com
The 4 chairs were 1088 euros, almost half the cost of the bargain 14 dining room chairs. The gruesome twosome were status buying again.
Bonhams Cornette de Saint Cyr : Paire de fauteuils et paire de chaises en bois naturel et bois doré. Style Louis XV
A dossier plat de forme mouvementée mouluré et sculpté de fleurettes, pieds cambrés. Fauteuil: H. 96 cm - L. 52 cm - P. 50 cm Chaise: H. 96 cm - L. 42 cm - P. 40 cm A pair of armchairs and chairs in natural wood and gilded wood in the Louis XV style.
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T Rex
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Oh my dear @Luna20, in typical Fanny Fashion, she has gotten the instructions backwards once again.
Oh Fanny, you are supposed to bake the Christmas cake first and feed it spirits for 28 days, not "get soaked in alcohol for 28 days" and then bake the cake! Fanny has been following Sandra Lee, apparently. "But first, a cocktail!"
Just Grift Wood
VIP Member
I just nearly peed my pants when Fanny said they normally eat gourmet food. Fuck off Fanny you pretentious twat-you eat burgers, empanadas, sausage sodding rolls and tuna with peaches. Who are you trying to kid.
Oh my God the nauseating. interactions building their pathetic nativity scene. She is a stunted human being
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Oh my God the nauseating. interactions building their pathetic nativity scene. She is a stunted human being
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Fanny and her incredible knowledge says "it was produced sometime last century.' no shit Sherlock