The Chateau Diaries #277 Clippy was the best

[CountessPompidoo]

Morning, Afternoon & Evening to All

Latest from Fanny’s FB page. Sidonne is correct. They have everything using Patreon money silly
Except heating. They still don’t have that

 

[TorontoGWM]

Sagging beams and chateau about to collapse?
Twank boyfriend addicted to shopping?
Another winter without heat?
Twank boyfriend screwing your gay friends?
Isolated in the middle of nowhere?
Orange fence around your home where someone was killed ?
No problem. Just create a hot chocolate station!

 

[Freesia54]

melissacoelho8413
1 hour ago
Hoping the Christmas Diaries are coming back this year. I absolutely adore them


@ellendicks5843
1 hour ago
Can we expect to see the Advent calendar this year, please, please, please???

Clearly the brains have left the building .
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I was surprised, Stephanie Jarvis, did not use the stars above Lalande for her fundraising campaign.
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...and from the recent comments...
fleur brouwers
4 hours ago
Stephanie, Why were you in the hospital?

Why Stephanie Jarvis??? STD, UTI, kidney infection, ectopic pregnancy or all of the above???
Three years ago, her mystery hospital stay...
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Jimmy's back and Stephanie Jarvis gave a shout out...
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jimmy connolly
7 hours ago
I love this Chelsea gay guy. Could he move to Lalande?

jimmy connolly
7 hours ago
You’ll be delighted to know I have resubscribed. Yes, it’s become a word. Hey ho, look at me.
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TheChateauDiaries
1 hour ago
I am indeed delighted, welcome back Jimmy!

Did anyone notice the tit had gone in the first place?

 

[Fromthenorth]

Lady Phi Phi has at least 4 tones of brown in his hair, he is in desperate need of a hair cut and condition, a blue tonner would mask a lot of the red in it, Please! I cant take it any more! also that brown leather jacket needs binning, it bloody awful, the kid has no style or sense of fashion...

What the man-child needs is a haircut and a real job !

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What’s even funnier is that it’s absolutely true! They have enough plates to serve several hundred people. They keep collecting more and more…why??? They never have more than a dozen people eating at any one time (if that). Fanny and PhiPhi keep acquiring and hoarding all this crap for some big future event or plan that’s never going to happen. The more videos she posts, the more reasons she gives her “friends” to leave or just stay away. The dump is literally falling down around her but Fanny keeps buying plates…it’s totally mind boggling!

OPA !

 

[TorontoGWM]

New thread title?

“The Gay fake boyfriend gives Stephanie the bone china and John the bone.”

 

[Lady Avonlea]

Nervous breakdown? Hypothermia?Waddlers Hip? Buyers Regret?

Dog bite?

 

[Fromthenorth]

Morning, Afternoon & Evening to All

Latest from Fanny’s FB page. Sidonne is correct. They have everything using Patreon money silly
Except heating. They still don’t have that

And good day to you
They got everything all right. Mice and droppings, as well as, cobwebs and spiders, unwashed and freezing silly slaves guests, friends, clutter and bacteria, dust and mites. They got it all even bats in a bat cave !

 

[Jules100]

Just a friendly reminder, I am also offering chapel star adoption opportunities. The money raised will be spent on whatever catches my eye.

 

[JackSpratt]

Dog bite?

Kennel Cough

Perhaps this will be the get out clause for any more vlogs this year.

 

[Bleu Lala]

Lady Phi Phi has at least 4 tones of brown in his hair, he is in desperate need of a hair cut and condition, a blue tonner would mask a lot of the red in it, Please! I cant take it any more! also that brown leather jacket needs binning, it bloody awful, the kid has no style or sense of fashion...

Let me fix that last sentence for you.
That kid has no sense.

 

[Fennelbug]

Dog bite?

Tuberculosis?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

These people are deranged do so much

ogerhance2057
4 hours ago
Stephanie, you are so funny and you’re always eating something. I’m surprised you ain’t as big as a house but you keep yourself under control very well or your body does for you one of the other but then you’re very active person so I guess you burn everything off bless you.

get this crazy lives life on the edge type ggrrrrrrr



@projectjumanji
1 hour ago
5:27 I once made a crostini board instead of a charcuterie board for an event - went over really well. And I got to use all my small serving bowls for the various spreads, sauces, chutneys, salsas etc

 

[Pyke]

Phil Chateau Life tells us it is a year yesterday since Angelina Balerina left. Others at the Bar last night told him he is wrong age and living in wrong place to find someone else, who needs friends like these ?? Who knows whats around the corner ? You would think he is glad to be rid of her and enjoying his freedom with Lightening

 

[Kalessi]

Phil Chateau Life tells us it is a year yesterday since Angelina Balerina left. Others at the Bar last night told him he is wrong age and living in wrong place to find someone else, who needs friends like these ?? Who knows whats around the corner ? You would think he is glad to be rid of her and enjoying his freedom with Lightening

He always strikes me to be a boring jerk. It’s probably not where he lives or his age. But, good luck to him. I used to watch the channel but, the content seemed only for views. Not only did they not own the chateau but, nothing they ever did stayed done. When they turned that beautiful room into a gym they lost me. It was all fake and not done well. They kept separating without really talking about it so I assumed there was trouble in paradise. Turned out to be true.

 

[TorontoGWM]

More Fool’s gold at the Cha-Faux!

 

[T Rex]

Stephanie Jarvis sleeps in her make-up, eats like a trash panda, and drinks like a fish.


Me wearing cat eyes eyeliner.
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Stephanie Jarvis wearing cat eyes eyeliner
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Paarfect, even the facehugger claws match.

You are beautiful, @ComtesseRose !

 

[TorontoGWM]

Hilarious!!!!!!

 

[ComtesseRose]

You are so beautiful - really, stunning! I just love this picture of you!

You are beautiful

You are absolutely stunning!

You're gorgeous!

You are beautiful, @ComtesseRose !

Y'all are too kind, but that picture is Françoise Hardy, my mug is the one I use as my avatar (spodified by our lovely @Jules100)

Let’s have a rendition of All Over the World. Merci.

Bien sûr, mais en français...

 

[EvaQ8..the bldg]

You are beautiful, @ComtesseRose !

@ComtesseRose really is! Inside and out!
Even more beautiful than a young Françoise Hardy!

 

[UvulaDonor]

He always strikes me to be a boring jerk. It’s probably not where he lives or his age. But, good luck to him. I used to watch the channel but, the content seemed only for views. Not only did they not own the chateau but, nothing they ever did stayed done. When they turned that beautiful room into a gym they lost me. It was all fake and not done well. They kept separating without really talking about it so I assumed there was trouble in paradise. Turned out to be true.

I got the impression that they ended up buying the chateau - but that is always short on details. They always struggled for content and yet had a moan and appeared quite resentful that they weren't getting enough subscribers. He still has no content but keeps making tedious videos. I watched Angelique paint a table once and tell me how to paint a table - kinda not really understanding that we just want to watch, not be told how to do it when it's patently obvious. I actually bothered making a comment that Youtubing isn't for everyone - but I was ignored ofcourse. For some reason he really irritates me - more than most chateau characters - I keep trying to work out why.