The Chateau Diaries #277 Clippy was the best

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I wonder will they sell constellations... Like the Big Grifter, the Great Conarttist.
 
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Christ I read that as Danny Boyle was filming at the Crispy Chateau and thought Dan really has made it big time.
 
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That'll be a shower of shite then. The waste of oxygen won't do anything in his high heeled wellies, with those manicured doigts, he'd pass out at the sheer thought of it. She won't get there until half way through the day and it starts getting dark around 4pm. Wonder if she'll drag the other loons with her.

Still I suppose there's fuck all to film at her place.

Hope she doesn't take the dog as it will probably be the last we'll ever see of him.
 
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I had the strong impression there that Phiphi didn’t know who Jane Austen was
 
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Hope she doesn't take the dog as it will probably be the last we'll ever see of him.
It does pissed me off a lot seeing how they do not care properly for that dog. That dog should first be at the vet for an eye exam, then in a school for puppy owners and have proper dog space, calm and warmth. Also, even tho I am not a person that advocate for "dog clothes" clearly he needs some boots and some jumpers seeing at how cold it is in that humid dump. Having lost my big doggy not long ago as you have too, their lack of care does infuriate me. And their unwillingness to take tips from their own followers.
 
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Ruby just texted me to show his prediction for Fannny & Snorts trip to Venice where they overturn a gondola whilst taking selfies. Here are some tourists demonstrating his vision...https://us.yahoo.com/news/watch-tourists-venice-capsize-gondola-101847743.html
 
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Well my old hags, puffs and probably a few pianos I am not one who shares anything personal on social media but the last few years have been very tough culminating in losing my Mum recently. I am utterly bereft but you buggers are keeping me going you are there in the middle of the night to make me snort with laughter (no I am nothing like that twat) and keep me distracted on something utterly trivial for a minute.So thank you and if I haven't been keeping up with people's personal issues over the last few weeks this is why but you're all in my thoughts esp @Lochness Monster No need to respond to this just make me laugh with some waspishly cutting Fanny humour.
 
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I am very sorry for your loss.
 
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I am very sorry for your loss I'm glad that some of us here keep you distracted, hope we all continue to do so
My small contribution as well as big hugs and healing thoughts
 

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is that why snorts purchased all of those huge shit brown outdoor ornaments? Stephanie Jarvis has not done Jack shit for her advent diaries this year. Now she’s trying to hijack Dan’s audience to poach viewers for herself by decorating a Christmas tree at the crispy château. Incredible.
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The hospital posts are from viewers who were sent by YouTube this week a recommendation or something like that to watch the video from 3 years ago when she went to the hospital for the unexplained emergency that Clara speculated was an ectopic pregnancy. She has not been to the hospital this week.
 
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I too am so sorry for your loss. Hugs and prayers to you and your family.
 
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That had to have been an immaculate ectopic conception! The Gay Twank Wannabe Decorator certainly didn’t father it unless they borrowed a turkey baster from the kitchen!.
 
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I've seen this urinal photo before but have only just noticed the puddle PJ is standing in, in the middle of the floor.
How timely, PJ has probably also standing in puddles of piss courtesy of Ratso at the Dump. Looks like we have finally pinned down another hobby of Snorts, standing in puddles of urine.
 
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we're all here for each other. Look after you first. Here's a hug 🫂
 
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So sorry to hear that, none of us know what others may be going through and I know exactly how you'll be feeling. Big hugs to you xxx

There are quite a few of us on here who are or have been going through rough times and I wish the best for everyone.

As for those at TB Towers the only ones I feel any compassion towards are the poor animals, having to be reliant on those losers.
 
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