The Chateau Diaries #277 Clippy was the best

[Cleo's Asp]

Watching Nicholas Fairpants trying to appear sophisticated while talking about "bowtanicals"(!) is hilarious! I guess he must have studied "Bowtany" at school. He bought or was gifted several boxes of very expensive items for his dining table, including some lovely, pure white linen table mats. Everything was much more tasteful than Snorty's stuff but he obviously hadn't bothered to measure anything. He said he was going to lay the table for six but rapidly changed it to four when he realised that he'd not manage to fit six mats plus all the glasses, etc on to the table! All rather amusing!
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I have to unwillingly admit that Dan looks good with his beard!

 

[Pekey]

Well my old hags, puffs and probably a few pianos I am not one who shares anything personal on social media but the last few years have been very tough culminating in losing my Mum recently. I am utterly bereft but you buggers are keeping me going you are there in the middle of the night to make me snort with laughter (no I am nothing like that twit) and keep me distracted on something utterly trivial for a minute.So thank you and if I haven't been keeping up with people's personal issues over the last few weeks this is why but you're all in my thoughts esp @Lochness Monster No need to respond to this just make me laugh with some waspishly cutting Fanny humour.

I am very sorry for the loss of your Mother. It sure hits hard .

Be very kind to yourself and escape here for a laugh or two --- we are nuts ---- but on a mission to find that accountant and get rid of that Squirrel Boyfriend !

 

[graciemckitten]

Watching Nicholas Fairpants trying to appear sophisticated while talking about "bowtanicals"(!) is hilarious! I guess he must have studied "Bowtany" at school. He bought or was gifted several boxes of very expensive items for his dining table, including some lovely, pure white linen table mats. Everything was much more tasteful than Snorty's stuff but he obviously hadn't bothered to measure anything. He said he was going to lay the table for six but rapidly changed it to four when he realised that he'd not manage to fit six mats plus all the glasses, etc on to the table! All rather amusing!
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I have to unwillingly admit that Dan looks good with his beard!

I can't believe Cameron is only 24 years old.Dan had him state his age in the live today. Dan is 34, nick is 51.

 

[Pekey]

I hope tomorrow it storms and snows and Santa kicks her ass off the ladder. Good old Nick picked out a big tree especially for our favorite beggar. Well done treeman.

And will she bring mulled wine and cookies, McDonalds or maybe leftovers from Thanksgiving?

Lets hope she does not sing .... I mean screech.

 

[marotta]

Spot on. She set it up with yesterday‘s video. What a lazy loser. She has had 12 months to come up with 24 or so advent videos and she has done….…..NOTHING. The same level of effort she put into setting up Patron Days in August and giving Patrons less than 3 weeks to make arrangements to travel to the Dump.

She has gone on a dozen vacations/ trips this past year but she can’t be arsed to come up with ideas for advent videos, her prime ebegging month.

I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s currently away on another trip

She’ll start using the xmas content she shot with Marie’s family once she runs out of clips from LaLande.

 

[graciemckitten]

Lets hope she does not sing .... I mean screech.

There should be a warning before any video featuring her singing. I think she will bring 2 bottles of champagne she pinched from the advent calendar, no champagne opener,no plates, no napkins, 4 slices of ham, 2 packets of hot chocolate, a thermos of left over Hanni elf stew, parsnips, Snorts’ favorite mushy peas and Dutch mayo, and 2 chocolate croissants, and a fish sandwich from McDonald’s as dinner for everyone at the crispy chateau.

 

[Pekey]

I think she will bring 2 bottles of champagne, no champagne opener, 4 slices of ham, 2 packets of hot chocolate, a thermos of left over Hanni elf stew, parsnips, Snorts’ favorite mushy peas and Dutch mayo, and 2 chocolate croissants.

Gracie ..... you forgot her pot of freebie LaLaLande Honey.

 

[graciemckitten]

Gracie ..... you forgot her pot of freebie LaLaLande Honey.

That’s right. She will bring a half eaten pot of LieLande honey wiith no spoon and several potatoes that she will pick up off the ground from the English garden site where she planted plants yesterday. She won’t want the potatoes to go to waste. Snorts suggests putting mushy peas on the potatoes.

 

[BlessingoftheHounds]

Watching Nicholas Fairpants trying to appear sophisticated while talking about "bowtanicals"(!) is hilarious! I guess he must have studied "Bowtany" at school. He bought or was gifted several boxes of very expensive items for his dining table, including some lovely, pure white linen table mats. Everything was much more tasteful than Snorty's stuff but he obviously hadn't bothered to measure anything. He said he was going to lay the table for six but rapidly changed it to four when he realised that he'd not manage to fit six mats plus all the glasses, etc on to the table! All rather amusing!
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I have to unwillingly admit that Dan looks good with his beard!

Nicholas Whisperpants made me so nervous with those snowy white linens. I want him to pinky swear that he'll never serve anything Italian on them and only white wine.

 

[banshee ob]

I'm so very sorry for your loss @Just Grift Wood. I'm glad that you have found some comfort and a few smiles here during your difficult time.
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I can't believe Cameron is only 24 years old.Dan had him state his age in the live today. Dan is 34, nick is 51.

I can't believe I'm old enough to be Nick's mother! That's me in my avatar taken last October at the Bowtanic Gardens, Edinburgh. As an old hag, guess I'm holding up fairly well for _1!!!!

 

[KiKiGee]

Gracie ..... you forgot her pot of freebie LaLaLande Honey.

 

[Fennelbug]

One of my nicknames for Snorts is Miss Chatelaine. Have you ever seen Snorts work in the gardens, plant plants, trees, etc.? He tried to move a bench once.

Much to Grant’s disgust.

 

[JackSpratt]

I can't believe Cameron is only 24 years old.Dan had him state his age in the live today. Dan is 34, nick is 51.

51! Christ! He's younger than my brother. Not wearing very well is he.

 

[Lady Avonlea]

So over the winter the Shrek's hope to get started on renovating (really some minimal redecoration) of 5 of the ugliest, most utilitarian bathrooms ever to grace any shitoo. The Shrek's actually think these guest bathrooms aren't too bad, but just need a bit of tarting up. Apparently their guests haven't complained (they must be too damn polite or have lower standards than I do), but I've tit in better public squat toilets in Asia. The Shrek's current bathrooms are so bad they actually make Fanny's hideous bathrooms look downright luxurious!

While updating their bathrooms, Steve also plans on recreating many of Fanny's wallpaper designs on his computer. Didn't Steve learn anything from Daddy's Porn Tile disaster - Fanny hated the damn things and they'll never see the light of day. Steve filmed himself measuring up Fanny's wallpaper - when did he do this? In the summer? Steve, stop prostituting yourself for Fanny's attention and hoping you'll get laid - it's never going to happen and you just continue to embarrass yourself!

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

I can't believe Cameron is only 24 years old.Dan had him state his age in the live today. Dan is 34, nick is 51.

That is why Cameron has so much energy...he is just a young buck.... Also Nick insists on a proper harness for working on the roof and is going to teach Dan how to use it. We shall see

 

[Lochness Monster]

Well my old hags, puffs and probably a few pianos I am not one who shares anything personal on social media but the last few years have been very tough culminating in losing my Mum recently. I am utterly bereft but you buggers are keeping me going you are there in the middle of the night to make me snort with laughter (no I am nothing like that twit) and keep me distracted on something utterly trivial for a minute.So thank you and if I haven't been keeping up with people's personal issues over the last few weeks this is why but you're all in my thoughts esp @Lochness Monster No need to respond to this just make me laugh with some waspishly cutting Fanny humour.

It’s good to share .

For one dreadful moment when Snorts thought we might be convinced he was well read , I thought he was going to make a pun for Fanny’s amusement. They really are like a couple of ******** kids in a dolls house.

This is a Brontë chortle.
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That had to have been an immaculate ectopic conception! The Gay Twank Wannabe Decorator certainly didn’t father it unless they borrowed a turkey baster from the kitchen!.

Now we know where the one and a half chicken that FRK cooked up came from.
Frk announced she loves plating up food .
I noticed a stack of plates on the recently cleared ‘dresser’ ie old 1970s painted shelving, we have not seen previously.
Did Snorts revenge buy some paucillin to make up for all Fanny’s white pots?
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Watching Nicholas Fairpants trying to appear sophisticated while talking about "bowtanicals"(!) is hilarious! I guess he must have studied "Bowtany" at school. He bought or was gifted several boxes of very expensive items for his dining table, including some lovely, pure white linen table mats. Everything was much more tasteful than Snorty's stuff but he obviously hadn't bothered to measure anything. He said he was going to lay the table for six but rapidly changed it to four when he realised that he'd not manage to fit six mats plus all the glasses, etc on to the table! All rather amusing!
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I have to unwillingly admit that Dan looks good with his beard!

I wish Nickys boyfriend would advise him to stop smacking his lips. ASMR ? More Hyperacusis.
I get misophonia every time Snorts starts to speak.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Who is this young 24 years old buck named Cameron? I need answers, I need pictures!!

 

[graciemckitten]

Who is this young 24 years old buck named Cameron? I need answers, I need pictures!!

He is the tall, rugged looking, strong 24 year old man in this video with the long blonde brown hair who is not Dan or Nick.

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[Le Baiseur]

And they call themselves fans! They must be too busy yacking in the live chat to pay attention to the vlogs.

 

[TorontoGWM]

The carpenter is back and no he didn’t start working on the Not So Grand Salon. Big surprise.

She’s phoning in these Advent vlogs even more so than last year. Why would anyone send her money????