The Chateau Diaries #276 Sew Snorty's mouth shut and put the damn dog on the floor!

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Macson22

Why don't they put the aga on in the kitchen for warmth. The only time I have seen it on was with petherick but it would at least heat the main room they stay in
 
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newengland

Seriously, A fking painted Star???

Patrons, don’t indulge this anymore.

This is a game for her.

Fanny is one colossal POS.
 
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Thebirdandthefrog

Macson22 said:
Why don't they put the aga on in the kitchen for warmth. The only time I have seen it on was with petherick but it would at least heat the main room they stay in
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They are complete idiots, they don‘t know how to make fire in the AGA, the same way they can barely make a fire to warm the rooms, in the wood burners… Pubes can not chop wood because her is incapable of anything useful, can not lift an axe by himself and doesn’t even know how to make a fire.
 
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Madame de Pompanddoodoo

Yes SMUGTWAT
 
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JackSpratt

Thank you @tuffiti xxx

What a crock of shit they get for their cash. The dregs from the week.

Hanni eating scones reminded me of Richard Hammond from top gear for some reason.
 
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ComtesseRose

vitanova said:
are we sure potts and ruthie are still together? because man sure must have a golden dick if she still endures his "friendship" with filthy shatelaine. i would kick him on a curb years ago.
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That's the problem, he doesn't. What's been shared here, is that he is a terrible shag, LOL.
 
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Thebirdandthefrog

Walk around Oslo in a beautiful but freezing winter day and I found a very inviting place to shop




Yes, it was terribly cold and freezing to walk outside but we are Norwegians and we went out two straight days and had lots of fun even if sometimes, with some windy moments, even our eyes were freezing, because the rest of the body was completely dressed warm… we had to just go sit in some cafe or just go into any shop really, just to warm up…
There is little to no snow, or ice, accumulated on some of the main shopping streets because the floor is heated… easy to walk despite the icing temperatures.

 
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vitanova

isn't that aga broken?
 
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Lochness Monster

vitanova said:
uncle and aunt, bloody enabling filthy greedy old fu+kin bastards. their own son let his dog in their care. this is how they care for poor poor molly.

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Ratsos pumpkin by the freezing cold door on the cold floor.
They need to be cozy.
Who really wants to spend Christmas with a Dutch waiter in a freezing cold house with supper / lunch at 9 pm if it is as badly organised as last year.
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And Ratso is still using a pee pad.

Ps I was a narrator for the nativity play. Just the once
 
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TorontoGWM

He keeps buying them but still… still doesn’t have a pot to piss in.

Complete loser shopaholic.

 
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KiKiGee

JackSpratt said:
Thank you @tuffiti xxx

What a crock of shit they get for their cash. The dregs from the week.

Hanni eating scones reminded me of Richard Hammond from top gear for some reason.
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Hanni Ross resembles, Matt Bennett, Oliver Strong's handyman.



The Chateau Diaries #216 Never interfere with an enemy in the process of destroying herself - Sun Tzu

Pill from Chateau Strife Sans Wife was out looking for a woodpecker when he should have been out looking for the wife.
tattle.life
 
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Jeeves

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And Ratso is still using a pee pad.

Ps I was a narrator for the nativity play. Just the once
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I was the narrator every time! In high school, I always ended up reading one of the lessons.
 
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JackSpratt

SPOOKY!!!


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TorontoGWM said:
He keeps buying them but still… still doesn’t have a pot to piss in.

Complete loser shopaholic.

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Never has there been someone who's head I'd like to ram in that ice bucket as much as that tosser.
 
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Lochness Monster

Making memories.
 
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LittleMore Cottage

They make small log splitters. The littlest Chateauverse has one. If I had a log burner I would have one for sure no swinging axe. They are so dumb
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ploppityplop2 said:
but she cant cook potatoes
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I see Marie as the cook and Sabine as.the b and b manager
 
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Lochness Monster

Fanny has given up her ‘making Snorts wear the same sweater’… or length of hair extensions for her continuity nonsense.
DITL…that filthy cheap vase that still had the original 1980s label on it because no one wanted it ,which we already saw in the pretend Philip actually buys what we need vlog.

How many days make a life at the dump?


Fannys table manners are disgusting and lacking. She wallops the jam etc in her scone . Etiquette- not a clue.
No where is Nicky Fairpants when we need an example of how to eat a scone!

Thank you for the patron download Tuffiti .
Dollar per minute patrons are getting very poor value.
 

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Just Grift Wood

which Tattler is going to book and redecorate Fanny's shite Wedgwood alcove

 
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