The Chateau Diaries #270 It's a good thing Snorty lays tables since he doesn't lay Fanny!

[Freesia54]

After watching it I also gotta say it was pretty mean-spirited. The dig came from Maria, but Steph seemed to have no problem joining in. Marie played along, but yeah, it's weird to joke about it considering what she had shared about her struggles in the past. Later in the episode, Maria also pointed out Marie's dress in a somewhat dismissive way. Honestly, it doesn't seem like a healthy environment for Marie.

Yes... Marie's 'Pity Cam' was uncalled for... no sympathy from Maria....Even when Marie is in good spirits she is more than happy to go with the sympathy coverage... she doesn't care how she is perceived so long as she is visible. She also needs to rethink her healthy eating as she is literally never well... similar to PhiPhi... a good bowl of stew and dumplings inside of them would do them the world of good. I find it difficult sometimes to understand what MariA is saying, I don't know if it's her tone or the fact that it all on one level, flat lined dialogue...She definitley thinks she is of a higher tier bracket from the others. Never took to her..
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How old is Ashtray? 45-50? Still dressing like a teenager and talking about all the “bits” they need to “crack on” and get done at the derelict cha-faux.

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Someone please take the gold paint away from Teresa!

Another face I would never tire of slapping...

 

[TorontoGWM]

La Ferte was able to fund a vacation to Australia with their YT income.
Makes me wonder even more about those YT grifters that also need Patreon.
Much respect to La Ferte and Lingourdy!
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Yet the buxom Chatelaine and her skinny hubby hemmed and hawed over chandelier prices.

 

[ploppityplop2]

Seriously, this guy is 27- what is he doing to his hair? It is so strange looking- is Philip cognitively challenged in some way? He doesn’t seem like it because of his arrogance, so I feel better about pointing it out. It meaning his insane hairdo. It’s insane looking.

Imagine that’s his c** face

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Every single surface is being covered by the china expert twit.
The top shelf in the kitchen might fall down under the weight. Who has to get up there to dust it all?

It looks so tacky. Especially keeping a Fortnum and Mason box please

 

[graciemckitten]

Did you notice Frankenfraudie running from the chapel and across the courtyard? Gamey hip, my ass. Just another Fanny Fraudie tale made up,for sympathy and to get pain killers in South Africa.

Frankenfraudie is mad because there are a lot of positive comments on the cd section about FRK. That makes Frankenfraudie angry. There will be no heating at the Dump this winter. She has managed to extend the heating con for another year. She has already started her, “I am so cold and chilly….” storyline just in time for Christmas ebegging,

Was the champagne for Ñutty? She has never been shy about helping herself to the grift grab goodies or Dump alcohol.

MarIA should be leaving the Dump,soon since b and b season will be over. MarIA never sat down for an interview with Frankenfraudie to discuss her past, how she ended up at the Dump, etc. At times, her comments can be more sarcastic and biting than those of Frankenfraudie. Frankenfraudie is careful not to piss off Marie. Marie is all about how pretentious she can make her food appear and much less about how good it will taste. She is always throwing together crap from the bottom of barrel garden offerings, then tossing flowers on top, putting lipstick on a pig. I have a feeling she just does what she wants with the meager budget Frankenfraudie allots for the 79 euro meals. Recall Permasmile’s hubby made sure to eat a huge birthday lunch in the village before reporting back to the Dump for a prison ration dinner.

What will happen to Pavlina? Will she stay at the Dump this winter or travel?

Mean girl Frankenfraudie loves to make people uncomfortable. it makes her feel powerful to be able to ambush and make people appear on her little pink camera for content. She is harassing Dave, the same as she harassed the chickens, peahens, Ñutty, Ombrlune, Kirsty, etc. She thinks she is appearing friendly and not overbearing.

Did you notice how Marie threw Amaury under the bus and eagerly told Frankenfraudie about Amaury singing and that Frankenfraudie should go film him for footage now if she wanted to capture Amaury on film?

Does anyone believe Frankenfraudie and Snorts are spending one day going to Germany to pick up his newest auction purchase or present? They will be gone several days.

At least it looks like Ruby is being regularly fed now by whomever is assigned to feed the chickens. Does Ruby still sleep in the woodpiles in the peacock tit shed? Marie and Pavlina seem to interact in a friendly way with Ruby. Does lazy Sir Snorts a Lot ever feed the animals?

From the comments about Frankenfraudie appearing not to know what a noggin was, it looks like the majority of cd viewers watch or have watched Dangerous Dan. That must piss her off. He gains a viewing base from her cd channel yet she gains little to no viewers from Dan’s channel when appearing on it that then subscribe to her channels.

Did you like how little orphan princess Frankenfraudie wants to reward herself with a hot cup and tea and biscuit for waddling over to the peacock tit shed and grabbing a few small pieces of wood to build one small fire in one wood burner ?

Marie’s mother should arrive at the Dump soon to shoot advent videos.

Did Amaury and Nick cut the logs into small pieces so Frankenfraudie and Snorts would have no excuse for not building or tending to the log burners at night or in the bedroom since Amaury no longer lives at the Dump and Snorts and/or ChamberPottie/Baghead are too feeble to carry small logs?

 

[JackSpratt]

I spoke too soon, Mr Spratt's just got home with another injury. This time a jigsaw cut to a finger.

He's so busy and tiredness is getting the better of him.

This is the bathroom he's working on for todays injury (obviously not finished yet).

 

[Lady Avonlea]

I have mine still, it's called a Daisy doll, after the Mary Quant Daisy.

She's either desperate for content (and I don't mean that unkindly to Dave) or she wants to be seen as inclusive.
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I'm not mad, just irritated.

Fanny and Snorty both leave the dinner table to poke their noses into the kitchen. What lousy hosts. At a minimum one should stay at the table to engage with their dinner guests (especially at 75Euro a head) and there is no need for both of them to disappear into the kitchen. Neither Fanny or Snorty have proper manners or as my mother would say 'they have no bringupsy'.

 

[graciemckitten]

Latest cd video comments:

sharpebeaton7787
3 hours ago
We're all 'noggin' experts from watching Dan's channel! Well done Amaury!

jackwilliams9114
16 hours ago
Stephanie, if you watched Dan's blog you would be a noggin expert. Hugs


@lindasymons8361
3 hours ago
Does Ruby ever get cuddles? We never see that.

eoinmaguire5119
4 hours ago
Could the chapels structural damage be caused by the lake being away because the water table would have dropped etc

annaleebeverley2763
6 hours ago
Hi Stephanie, could you do a video on auctions..the sites.. how you find out if they deliver.. and just the whole bidding process. You are an old hat at it and to me it seems very intimidating..also prices..Philip paid 20 euros for the cabinet in a recent video but final cost were around a hundred.. are there costs to be factored in that are not obvious? That you and Philip know to do when bidding?
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@avacynschosen3025
@avacynschosen3025
10 hours ago
Better more believable clickbait title: "Stephanie stares our the window sadly, yearning for McDonalds."



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@avacynschosen3025
@avacynschosen3025
10 hours ago
A sad Marie title would be: "There is nothing left to eat inside the Chateau but raisins."



@LifeIsGood910
11 hours ago
Marie
Maria is natural comedian
Aumary is .. still waters runs deep

minsadmin8406
11 hours ago
Amaury! Marilyn Manson fan? You are a dark horse.

juliebarnsdall7996
15 hours ago
Can you clarify what is Marie's role or is she there for flowers gratuit.


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@beatrizseco2771
@beatrizseco2771
15 hours ago



@suzieq2958
13 hours ago (edited)
Oh my goodness!! If Stephanie doesn't know what a noggin is Stephanie doesn't watch Dan!!!
These comments also show how many of us watch both
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FRANKENFRAUDIE AKA S GIRL IS STARTING THE CHRISTMAS GRIFT CAMPAIGN WITH THE CHAPEL! Only the best to restore an insignificant chapel used for soft porn photo sessions and parties.

lindabryant4292
14 hours ago
Fantastic! It looks like these chapel restorers are not fooling around. Honestly, I have tears, I have wanted to see this happen for so long.



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@sgirl
@sgirl
5 hours ago
Pretty sure she said that she's using the same company that working on the restoration of Notre Dame ... so yeah, the best of the best. That's also why it's costing several hundred thousand But hopefully it will be good for at least another hundred years



@KELS12
16 hours ago
Does anyone at La Lande pet and love the cat?

@paulas9477
@paulas9477
15 hours ago
yes and is it allowed inside the chateau? does it curl up on the sofas.

 

[Hercule P]

Hello Fellows Tattlers, I am back after several months of hard work in the garden in addition to my usual work and activities. Plenty of jams, preserves, deshydrated fruit and veg, sterilized jars, chutney, sott'olios... and still struggling to make good pickles.
I am far behind and won't be able to catch up but apparently nothing has changed. When I look at the play list, there is almost no content, a lot of fuss to show nothing, just vacuity.
To know what's going on, I just read a few comments below the videos and that was enough!

No central heating yet?????

Snorts is still there gigoletting, as revolting as usual. FRK did not understand the lesson and is glued at the dump.

Gwen is launching a personal development business at the château and convent.
Many friends came to help Billy in Norwich and he treated them well in a great manor house! I remember the open days when SJ gave her patreons a small bag of lavender and some dried leaves + a postcard left by the previous owners, and not enough food for lunch....
Thanks to the Norwich expedition, "The Moons" got many more subscribers. Great!!! As an animals lover I am very happy for them.

I am wondering if Sadie and Mo have split up????? Nowhere to be seen, no vlogs. ?????

 

[halifax]

Hello Fellows Tattlers, I am back after several months of hard work in the garden in addition to my usual work and activities. Plenty of jams, preserves, deshydrated fruit and veg, sterilized jars, chutney, sott'olios... and still struggling to make good pickles.
I am far behind and won't be able to catch up but apparently nothing has changed. When I look at the play list, there is almost no content, a lot of fuss to show nothing, just vacuity.
To know what's going on, I just read a few comments below the videos and that was enough!

No central heating yet?????

Snorts is still there gigoletting, as revolting as usual. FRK did not understand the lesson and is glued at the dump.

Gwen is launching a personal development business at the château and convent.
Many friends came to help Billy in Norwich and he treated them well in a great manor house! I remember the open days when SJ gave her patreons a small bag of lavender and some dried leaves + a postcard left by the previous owners, and not enough food for lunch....
Thanks to the Norwich expedition, "The Moons" got many more subscribers. Great!!! As an animals lover I am very happy for them.

I am wondering if Sadie and Mo have split up????? Nowhere to be seen, no vlogs. ?????

sadie said that moe has a full time job, that plus his own business doesnt leave him enough time to vlog. I did see him with sadie in one of billys vlogs then everyone was leaving for england

 

[pink roses]

Help a girl out.. I was trying to use a picture of bubble girl for my avatar ,Halloween avatar, but cannot find her anywhere….on the wiki……
What is her name? Maybe I’ll look on Instagram ??!!

 

[Hercule P]

Is it Yanis, Mo's friend??
Could this be a clue or do I have bad ideas????

 

[M&MsMom]

Help a girl out.. I was trying to use a picture of bubble girl for my avatar ,Halloween avatar, but cannot find her anywhere….on the wiki……
What is her name? Maybe I’ll look on Instagram ??!!

Here's her IG:

Maaike Hillen (@maaikrophone) • Instagram photos and videos

611 Followers, 1,093 Following, 774 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Maaike Hillen (@maaikrophone)

www.instagram.com

 

[EvaQ8..the bldg]

Here's her IG:

Maaike Hillen (@maaikrophone) • Instagram photos and videos

611 Followers, 1,093 Following, 774 Posts - See Instagram photos and videos from Maaike Hillen (@maaikrophone)

www.instagram.com

Seigneur du bon Dieu!
Who is this bubble girl??
My eyes are bleeding…
Gweh!

 

[FecilitéJ]

I spoke too soon, Mr Spratt's just got home with another injury. This time a jigsaw cut to a finger.

He's so busy and tiredness is getting the better of him.

This is the bathroom he's working on for todays injury (obviously not finished yet).

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Poor Mr Spratt, maybe some RnR is needed. It's awful trying to work 100% when the body and/or mind is tired. Sending healing vibes for his injuries. Beautiful room btw.

 

[shatcho shiek]

Yes... Marie's 'Pity Cam' was uncalled for... no sympathy from Maria....Even when Marie is in good spirits she is more than happy to go with the sympathy coverage... she doesn't care how she is perceived so long as she is visible. She also needs to rethink her healthy eating as she is literally never well... similar to PhiPhi... a good bowl of stew and dumplings inside of them would do them the world of good. I find it difficult sometimes to understand what MariA is saying, I don't know if it's her tone or the fact that it all on one level, flat lined dialogue...She definitley thinks she is of a higher tier bracket from the others. Never took to her..
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Another face I would never tire of slapping..

mean girl energy for sure , I know we critic Marie here as viewers , way different as a fact then living with her and using this as click bait. At least we arent two faced here to Marie unlike the horrible so called human beings who are lord and lady of the HMN who said yes sure come on back over it will be fun and just like old times. Oh and marie when someone tells you who and what they are and then show you you should believe them. All the godess practising in the world wont change it.

 

[FecilitéJ]

Is it Yanis, Mo's friend??
Could this be a clue or do I have bad ideas????

Hard to know, Sadie stated Mo was just too busy with work etc. Yannis seems to be really liked by all of Billy's family including the kids. Based on the snippets of video we've seen Yannis interacts in a really sweet way with Billy's kids, is willing to muck in wherever needed and is a hard worker. Could be that there is just real affection between the two of them.

 

[shatcho shiek]

He's definitely using some sort of color in a can product, but I think the crazier thing is the cut he's given himself. It's almost as if he's shaved away hair to give himself a defined shorter hairstyle with the pony tail pulled back and up into a chignon sort of situation. And yet, the hair on the back of his neck hasn't been shaved.

**Oh my God!! What has become of me? I'm commenting on and trying to make sense of some ugly, grifting gigolo's hair!

nominate for next title

 

[Iolair]

He's carried on working, I'd forgotten he'd badly cut his thumb at the begining of the week. Things come in threes, so he's had his three this week the thumb, hot melted plastic on his hands and then the angle grinder.

Told him he could do with tree surgeons trousers as they've got kevlar in them. Luckily cutting up oil tanks is not a regualr occurance

Honorary Tattler Mr. Spratt has been hurt? Omg no! Please give him my best wishes for him to stay forever safe from now on!

 

[JackSpratt]

Poor Mr Spratt, maybe some RnR is needed. It's awful trying to work 100% when the body and/or mind is tired. Sending healing vibes for his injuries. Beautiful room btw.

Too late we've had our holiday. He's a one man band, his builder falling off a roof hasn't helped as it's turned his whole schedule upside down. He's fully booked up until the new year. This is a busy time of year for him so injuries are the last thing he needs. Said he can't believe this weeks bad luck.

The owners of that house have been renovating it for the last few years (it was almost derelict) won't be completed for a while yet. That's their ensuite bathroom.

He's just said he's thinking of either buy me a coffee or a secret patreon. Tit!