The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.

[graciemckitten]

Dana posted that pic and if I was Tess I’d be ripping her a new hole. surely she must have noticed the glaring back boob. Disgraceful act to do that to a new bride. If any of my friends had done that to me on my wedding day, i would make it my mission to destroy each and everyone of them. But I’m petty.

They are all frenemies.Who is watching baby doll?

 

[Abuela]

Gosh, whilst waiting for the plumber, I foolishly watched the gift grab. There is something about the way Snorts says "beeyoutiful" repeatedly that goes right up the hackles of my back & is absolutely nauseating. Why o why did I watch?

 

[LurkingMeg]

Strange to see a bride wearing sunglasses.

Tess is like Stephanie. Stuck in the 80's. She dresses like she's in her own personal Duran Duran video that plays on a loop. Decade......after Decade.......

 

[graciemckitten]

My Dearest Tarlets and Targents,

The Witch of loire has increased her prices this year:

3 course meal including wine €75 p.p
Cheese platter €45 p.p
The rooms which sleeps 2 : €250 per night
The Roger: €220 a night
The Marquis appartment: € 325
Tack room €300

rooms are booked for a minimum of 2 nights.
So her cashing in per week based on the 4 days

Sleeping 2 rooms x 3: €3000
Sleeping 1 room: €800
Marquis appartment: €1300
Tack Appartment: €1200

Grand total of €6300 in rent for a week.
6 people dining for 2 days with the Witch: €900

She is exploiting Patrons who want to stay at the Dump. Greedy witch. The cost of her wedding outfit, grifted jewelry, and hair extensions and styling exceeded what was donated on her behalf with tax free dollars to the family of Mmakhotso Moloi.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

LOL check out Tess right side.. I think her dress is too tight or she has back/side mammaries
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Gosh that does look weird. Hope it's nothing nasty.

 

[M&MsMom]

And look here, you filthy hags and menopausal trolls! Guess who's been at the shatoo? (not my photo. Copyright unknown.)
First prize for the correct guess: a cheese platter in the shape of a hedgehog, with foraged hazelnuts!
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I give up - who is this woman?

 

[vitanova]

I give up - who is this woman?

brenda gibbons.

 

[pasta_aldente]

Wow, if Analiese has done both bride & Fanny's hair (I think she added to Fanny's thin hair) she was teasing to Jesus with the back comb and elnett

 

[UvulaDonor]

Gosh, whilst waiting for the plumber, I foolishly watched the gift grab. There is something about the way Snorts says "beeyoutiful" repeatedly that goes right up the hackles of my back & is absolutely nauseating. Why o why did I watch?

For some reason I can totally resist watching Grift Grab or CD - have done for almost a year now. On the other hand, there is a vlogger called Neil Sean - and every time I watch I swear I will never watch again, then low and behold, I'm drawn in by the title - mistakenly thinking THIS time it will have some real news on it.......................but it never does.
I also can't stop eating chocolate even though I know it's bad for me.

 

[ComtesseRose]

From left to right:
Frau Farbissina, Dr. Evil, Number 2.

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

I give up - who is this woman?

The fragrant Brenda Gibbons.

 

[pasta_aldente]

Whole lotta print going on in that photo of the aunt, uncle & Fanny. Love wallpaper much? They are wearing it.

 

[LurkingMeg]

Wow, if Analiese has done both bride & Fanny's hair (I think she added to Fanny's thin hair) she was teasing to Jesus with the back comb and elnett

Tess: Tawney Kitaen
Annalise: Say no more, fam. I got you.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

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From left to right:
Frau Farbissina, Dr. Evil, Number 2.

I’m sorry, but I just can’t look at this and not see the Crypt Keeper behind Staph’s Foster Grants (for you non-Muricans that’s an old brand of sunglasses that asked the question who is that “behind those Foster Grants”)

 

[LurkingMeg]

Fanny: You know my boyfriend is old beyond his years. He's very sophisticated. I want you to do my hair like his IDEAL WOMAN. The woman he DREAMS about.
Annalise: Got it. I know just who you mean. Let's do this.

 

[LittleMore Cottage]

Fanny: You know my boyfriend is old beyond his years. He's very sophisticated. I want you to do my hair like his IDEAL WOMAN. The woman he DREAMS about.
Annalise: Got it. I know just who you mean. Let's do this.
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Thank you just snorted wine out my nose.

 

[vitanova]

is a dress tied up with braid?

 

[Arfarf]

According to Brenda, Tess' wedding was over the weekend and Annalise did fannys hair. Lift the girls, Fanny.

Extensions were added. Fanny's real hair is not that long.

 

[Kickintheass]

Annalise was busy. Extensions definitely in SJ'S wedding do and PJ must have had a dye (plus extensions) as his hair looked darker in the gift grab.

 

[Lady Lindy]

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strong.oliver
1 day ago
"In a dream-like world". Ophelia absorbed in her art in the dining room of Can Punxes,"The Magical Modernist Mansion", Sant Pere de Ribes, Barcelona June 2023. Oil on board
#art #expressionism #michaelhardingpaints #paintingsofchildren #oilpainting #oilpaintings #saintperederibes #spanishpainter #magicalmodernistmansion . #chateaudelalande

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His paintings are dreadful!!