The Chateau Diaries #246 Stephanie's Patreons are like mushrooms - kept in the dark and fed shyte.
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according to marie the flower girl's last "vlog" pergola is finished i. e. steel rods are mounted on beams. also that part by the wall with vines is cleaned. gazebo is still missing. i wonder if she realy bought that thing
in shorts.I just might have watched it if squirrely bits was doing the Charleston.
Fair play Fanny you’ve scrubbed up well. Would love to see what smugtwat looked like.
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Is it her hair, or a postiche? Looks like more fakery to me.
is she bleeping serious??? who the hell she think she is?! ruin in the middle of nowhere, 250 euros per night??
Stay for night, leave with a staph infection
IJ and SJ doing their best as Thing 1 and Thing 2.
If only Michael was still her Gusband, he styled her and did her make up beautifully. Snorts had NO part in Steph’s look for the wedding- he would have dressed her in GunneSax circa 82
Who the hell really knows? Your guess is as good as mine!
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Just more boobs on the verge of falling out! What is it with these women, they look more like contestants on Love Island.
Although, Annalise did a lovely job on her hair.
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And the cheese course was only E3 pp - quelle surprise! At that rate, SJ's E45 cheese platter would serve 16 people - again, truly unbelievable!
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Marie norvegian flower girl has new video out. synopsis: Marie the norvegian flower girl got sick of weeds in the backyard and took the things into her hands.
I have not attended a wedding in many years, but that much cleavage, especially for a daytime event is inappropriate. If it’s a nighttime wedding then the dress and hair are inappropriate. Either way it shows Fanny Sue hole’s desperation to be the bride at every wedding. And her petit bosoms have become flat tires. Shoulda got those cutlets out again girl! Who wants to wager they were in Snorty’s shorts creating his cameltoe!
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Let's talk about the hair:
- The braid is a yes.
- The roses are a no! They're too big and bulky in that braid. She should have opted for the smaller flowers like the one at the bottom of the braid.
Doesn't she look kind of possed in this picture?
If the idiot chatelaine wanted to do her romantic floral fae fantasy, she should, firstly, have opted for a prettier dress!
Next untangle the braid and let the bottom part be curly and loose. Made a light tiara out of an old alice band and twist colourful wildflowers around it. Maybe put in a butterfly clip or comb above the ear... (depends on the size).
Stephanie really doesn't know how to dress for the occassion (neither does Tess). Anything she wears dates her. When she tries to do young, it makes her older.
What a hopeless cause.
- The braid is a yes.
- The roses are a no! They're too big and bulky in that braid. She should have opted for the smaller flowers like the one at the bottom of the braid.
Doesn't she look kind of possed in this picture?
If the idiot chatelaine wanted to do her romantic floral fae fantasy, she should, firstly, have opted for a prettier dress!
Next untangle the braid and let the bottom part be curly and loose. Made a light tiara out of an old alice band and twist colourful wildflowers around it. Maybe put in a butterfly clip or comb above the ear... (depends on the size).
Stephanie really doesn't know how to dress for the occassion (neither does Tess). Anything she wears dates her. When she tries to do young, it makes her older.
What a hopeless cause.
My day is now complete. Oh! Gawd!
She is reading here…I’m telling ya. We just suggested she clean up around there. Way to go!
The Chateau Diaries #244 Broom your teef
Apparently not. It looked a mess everywhere. I was thinking to myself why doesn’t Marie clean up the gardens or plant up the greenhouse. I’m sure there is a lot to be done.
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Talk about mutton dressed as lamb. That dress did her NO favors.Let's talk about the hair:
- The braid is a yes.
- The roses are a no! They're too big and bulky in that braid. She should have opted for the smaller flowers like the one at the bottom of the braid.
Doesn't she look kind of possed in this picture?
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If the idiot chatelaine wanted to do her romantic floral fae fantasy, she should, firstly, have opted for a prettier dress!
Next untangle the braid and let the bottom part be curly and loose. Made a light tiara out of an old alice band and twist colourful wildflowers around it. Maybe put in a butterfly clip or comb above the ear... (depends on the size).
Stephanie really doesn't know how to dress for the occassion (neither does Tess). Anything she wears dates her. When she tries to do young, it makes her older.
What a hopeless cause.
Was Stephanie a maid of honour perchance? That would explain the dress and hair. The doll probably wore a miniature version of the brides.
She may have left the annoying one home. What better hunting ground then your affluent friend’s wedding.
She may have left the annoying one home. What better hunting ground then your affluent friend’s wedding.
OH FFS it's a damn photo. It's not painted on ivory.
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d denice
6 days ago
Make a frame so you don’t have to cut or fold.
chrystal jane
6 days ago
Please do not spoil that beautiful photograph of you Stephanie by cutting or ... folding it! I'm sure you can come up with a way to display it in it's full glory.
edward ulrich
6 days ago
Philip, rather than destroy Stephanie's photo, why don't you purchase or create an appropriately sized picture mat to complement the photo and surround them in a suitable frame. Please don't cut or fold that photo. Merci beaucoup.
sandra ford
6 days ago (edited)
They can get a frame made to fit instead of chopping photo up
cindy r. williams
4 days ago
ASK YOUR COUSIN TO BUILD A FRAME TO FIT YOUR PICTURE.
samantha bloggins
6 days ago
Get Stephanies cousin to make a special frame for the special photo!
mezanian
5 days ago (edited)
Amury can remake a frame , from a thrifted one, to fit the photo
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Mary King
4 days ago
Why do people send you gifts?
And it looks better cropped.
Idiots. Except for Mary King.
I have to give her a 10 out of 10 for trying oh so desperately hard to outshine the bride. I wonder if she dolled up her puppet to outdo the ring bearer as well!Let's talk about the hair:
- The braid is a yes.
- The roses are a no! They're too big and bulky in that braid. She should have opted for the smaller flowers like the one at the bottom of the braid.
Doesn't she look kind of possed in this picture?
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If the idiot chatelaine wanted to do her romantic floral fae fantasy, she should, firstly, have opted for a prettier dress!
Next untangle the braid and let the bottom part be curly and loose. Made a light tiara out of an old alice band and twist colourful wildflowers around it. Maybe put in a butterfly clip or comb above the ear... (depends on the size).
Stephanie really doesn't know how to dress for the occassion (neither does Tess). Anything she wears dates her. When she tries to do young, it makes her older.
What a hopeless cause.
I just hope the bride told the photographer no side photo sessions of particular guests. Love it when that happens. Hahaha. Nothing better when some single middle age wedding guest is desperate to get their latest online profile pic from the wedding photographer.
Good for her, would drive me crazy looking at them too.
I also noticed that Pavlina didn't attempt to volunteer to assist in Marie's quest even though she is supposed to be employed as a gardener!
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