I was surprised that the lettuce pieces that were stuck into various dishes had bug holes in them. It seems as though Maria is a very creative chef so to speak but I didn’t think that was a good look.And no updates on the heating system either maybe this is the expensive equipment expenditures
Oh were you expecting four full time gardeners, a garden designer, multiple family members who garden for fun and volunteers to worry about keeping up with pests in THE GARDEN?!!! (or the weeds for that matter)I was surprised that the lettuce pieces that were stuck into various dishes had bug holes in them. It seems as though Maria is a very creative chef so to speak but I didn’t think that was a good look.
Patreons get a discount! 0-20% depending on their level… it’s still outrageously priced, but nominally less.My Dearest Tarlets and Targents,
The Witch of loire has increased her prices this year:
3 course meal including wine €75 p.p
Cheese platter €45 p.p
The rooms which sleeps 2 : €250 per night
The Roger: €220 a night
The Marquis appartment: € 325
Tack room €300
rooms are booked for a minimum of 2 nights.
So her cashing in per week based on the 4 days
Sleeping 2 rooms x 3: €3000
Sleeping 1 room: €800
Marquis appartment: €1300
Tack Appartment: €1200
Grand total of €6300 in rent for a week.
6 people dining for 2 days with the Witch: €900
I had to google merkin...All of you haters are wrong. It was lots and lots of merkins from Emmaus.
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Maybe Dan had to look after the boys while Annalise did Stephanie's hair.There is a little emergency over at Dan's place ...... he will be back tomorra !!!
Wonder what it was???
I thought maybe he fell off the scaffolding. I don’t know how he can keep doing all of that by himself. Looks extremely unsafe.Maybe Dan had to look after the boys while Annalise did Stephanie's hair.
Or his stupidity finally caught up with him. Or he's doing click bait because people had the nerve to express worry so now, he's going to tease such things to his Ben$fit.Maybe Dan had to look after the boys while Annalise did Stephanie's hair.
Oh I'd do the WHOLLLLLLE damn experience. I'd pay for all the extras. I'd take pictures and video and wander around alone getting the real bad bits. I'd visit the chickens by myself and call them all by tattlers names. I'd flirt with Amaury and ask Phillip for lip gloss tips. I'd be sweet as pie until I got out of there and then I'd be EVERYBODIES PROBLEM when I posted the pics here. Bet.If I'm honest - if I lived in that area of France I'd at least do a drive by to check out what it looks like in reality. Wouldn't pay for the full experience however.
She does look pretty, but...Fair play Fanny you’ve scrubbed up well. Would love to see what smugtwat looked like.
The “jewel” description is not even original…lifted straight off the Villa’s website.Has Snorts purchased a commode? I know they have leaking loos and broken seats but surely ……?.
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An Oxford English degree with limited vocabulary.
She finds yet another jewel……
Will this travel with another man’s husband top 35k views?.
Do it , Do it Do it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oh I'd do the WHOLLLLLLE damn experience. I'd pay for all the extras. I'd take pictures and video and wander around alone getting the real bad bits. I'd visit the chickens by myself and call them all by tattlers names. I'd flirt with Amaury and ask Phillip for lip gloss tips. I'd be sweet as pie until I got out of there and then I'd be EVERYBODIES PROBLEM when I posted the pics here. Bet.
Me to Thor when he shows his feathers in front of Dan, "Okay Halcyon. It's not that kind of party, settle down."
I'd leave a thank you note on the nightstand signed "Tattle was here!"
Fanny should be finished with her facial restoration ( fillers, Botox, skin peels, etc.), she now needs to start working on her Dump.
I do not think Marie is enjoying her return to the Dump.
Lady Barbara, we just want her to wash her feet before she gets in her bed and wash her clothes at least 6 times a year. Okay? Baby steps.Ha, ha, ha!
Can you imagine Fanny following this advice.
I feel like writing a reply to this comment.
Dear Madam,
The LL is falling apart, the weeds are growing, the walls are cracking, the wallpaper is falling off, the kitchen table is full of wood worm holes, bird droppings everywhere, Fanny is wearing clothes from the flea market that she hasn't even washed..... Think: Does Fanny even care about your Christmas teddy bearView attachment 2220397
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