The Chateau Diaries #236 Tattlers have seen a crotch quiz and tulip-gate, but NO renovations or accounts!

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That is interesting about the notifications on YouTube. I wouldn’t have ever thought about that! Wow. Good call on that one, @jojonz

It took me so long to rid my house of all of the bad 90’s wallpaper that I swore I would never wallpaper anything. I’m starting to actually debate wallpapering my formal living room. There are some beautiful papers out there now. I don’t think I’d be able to do it myself, though!
 
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i dont know if that scary face is result

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..twirling then states "A Night out in Paris" with this scary look on her face..
is that scary face a result of to much Botox or photoshop or possible demon possession
 
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Wow Fanny really has no genuine emotion the absolute tastelessness of titling her grab fashion show so soon after MM is really so insensitive.


I also for the first time took a look at Stephanie Jarvis instagram pre Chateau Diaries and it shows she mostly travelled:Istanbul, Portugal, South Africa, Zanzibar, America and lived in London a lot. The other tell is a post with her in a yellow coat and Gerry in a yellow jumper where she refers to him as "my brother". She also shops a lot for designer clothes bed heads mirrors etc. What is also abundantly clear is she lived to party and did indeed party a lot. Christmas didn't used to be a wholesome affair it was a 10 day bender with every night themed and none of the older generation in sight. What is also clear is she was close with Ruthie what happened there? Only one post of Ollie and lots of posing preening and inappropriate clothing. She was a real poser and loved herself loads so not much has changed apart from the party crowd has moved on. I suggest Tattlers take a quick skim through

Definitely never poor, ran the Bn B a few months a year really playing at it. Always front and centre take a look at NYE post from 2017 what a pathetic bunch of posers
 
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I beg to differ, wine can give me the worst sickness and diarreah for days.

It's not the wine itself, i believe during the aging process there is wheat in the barrels.
 
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What has changed is her ability to pull in a crowd of like-minded hedonists. People move on, have families and careers, even grow up and see the light, but in her case the clock has stopped in that era of partying. The result is a pathetic 50 years old trying to still to be in that time. That's why she will put up with PhiPhi as her escort because he is way younger and she feels that his youth will make her seem youthful. But just look at her physically, she has aged beyond her years in a short amount of time. Because of her vacuous life she is empty and a childish, stupid woman in mid-age is not attractive. The photo of her looking longingly up PhiPhi's nostrils is actually very sad. She is lost.
 
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What does SJ's channel stand for? *crickets*
It's not about renovations, it's not about gardens, it's not about sewing, it's not about event management.

It's SJ running arround, showing off other people's work. When there is a party, someone prepares food, Snorts table and SJ herself. There is nothing shown which would draw the viewers back in. There needs to be story line instead of dreamy "one days".

She mentioned surveys for grand salon were ordered a couple of months ago, but she never mentions it again.

Survey ordered -> received -> source contractors -> building work starts -> explain in each video a baby step -> work done - next.

SJ way:
Talk about a problem -> cry about it in front of a fire -> talk about it some more -> invite people for survey --> talk about the problem -> order a survey -> never mention it again.

She never gives me badass boss woman vibe.
 
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how long is since angelina left phil? was it last year? ladies on brenda'a fb just discovered it and there is a lot of broken hearts, hoping for reconcilation.
 
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I beg to differ, wine can give me the worst sickness and diarreah for days.

It's not the wine itself, i believe during the aging process there is wheat in the barrels.
Sulphites in wine affect me in the same way and that's why I rarely drink.
I feel positively ill.
 
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It looks lovely. And the difference is you've actually thought about it and where it should be placed. I love the neutral colours, very calming and peaceful.
 
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I beg to differ, wine can give me the worst sickness and diarreah for days.

It's not the wine itself, i believe during the aging process there is wheat in the barrels.
did you try wines without sulphites?
 
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Maybe she wears bright colours in the hope she won't be shot

I have a bright yellow Puffer jacket that I wear outdoors religiously throughout the hunting season whether I'm on my own land or walking in the surrounding countryside. It's a tad mingy but the hunters are so gung-ho that I want to make sure I don't blend with the countryside. I'm also generally in whellies or appropriate boots and jeans. Not a fecking 1950's cocktail dress!
 
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The Christie’s debacle was priceless. Not in a good way. It, was, if nothing else, a master class in ineptitude, incompetence and ignorance. SJ hadn’t the faintest idea how stage a vignette - creating the illusion of seeing a snapshot of a part room. She and the prancing twerp were completely out of their depth. It was hilarious and cringeworthy in equal measure, seeing those two floundering. It was bewildering how she got the gig - lots of tattle speculation and whispers that in some way she paid her way in. Comedy gold or a really bad, third rate horror film. Take your pick!

The best put together of the four vignettes (which is not saying a lot) was the one done after SJ and her wingman fled left NY (Versailles beckoned). They might not have run out of time if she’d spent less time faffing around in her floaty negligée. Imagine bagging this one off opportunity and managing your time so badly, and not taking it seriously enough, that you scuttle away before completing what you’d undertaken.

Some idiot viewers, of course, thought what SJ did achieve was a triumph, gushing about her “talent”. More fool them. And more fool the Christie’s specialist -the silver woman, whose name I forget - and her sidekick for overdosing on Stephanie’s superficial charms which masked total unsuitability for the task.
 
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I looked at the comments under the pic of Stephanie and Gerry twinning in yellow.
Someone asked if he is really her brother . . . and unsurprisingly, no answer is given.

You're right, 'definitely never poor'. Looking through these pics reinforces the lie that is Lelande.
Philip was drawn to this lifestyle like a moth to a flame.
 
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I love it. Looks like wood cut paper.
Squirrel is ruining the chateau. It's his grandparents style if one can even call it that
 
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did you try wines without sulphites?
No, I stopped drinking all together. I couldn't be bothered anymore. Pre gluten I never had a problem with wine. And if I choose to break my gluten diet (and meet the horrible aftermath) it will be for pie/cake . I do it once a year, and pre arrange my work schedule accordingly
 
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