The Chateau Diaries #235 If she blinks at 100 miles per hour, it's because she can't hide her lying eyes

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Just had a quick look as have been away. Asked hubby (ho is not a happy person at the moment as his work van has gone kapoot and not reâirable but it has done over 400.000km) and he said only way really due to how long the run is, it needs a secodary return on a timer to run at peak times of the day. Have looked up Nathan's website, he's all legit and fully registered and RGE registered www.nsrenouvelables.fr, Mr Spratt says from looking at his site, Nathan knows what he's doing.
 
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Ok Tattle Ladies and Tattle Gentlemen! It’s time to play the new game “Guess the LaLande Crotch!” View the pictures below and try to determine whether the crotch belongs to Fanny or PhiPhi! Each picture is more challenging than the next…only true Tattlers, trolls, haters, and hags can score 100%! The answer key is below.


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Answer Key:

1. PhiPhi
2. Fanny
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4. Fanny
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6. Fanny
7. PhiPhi
8. Fanny
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10. Fanny
11. PhiPhi
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13. PhiPhi

If you guessed all of them correctly, congratulations! You’re a true Tattler!

 
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Don't ever show close-ups of these ever again!

 
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here in NZ you don't sit on a table, desk or any surface you prepare or eat food, it is cultural and applied across the board regardless of ethnicicity. It also makes sense the place where you eat shouldn't have contact with the place eating bi products are removed.

I was disgusted to see the table used to plonk toilet brushes on, granted Maria said its okay as they are new. No it doesn't matter if new. A kitchen table is where you eat food, food and items used to eat food id the only thing that should be placed on the table. Especially if peope pay to eat food prepared in that kitchen.

It's not okay! courtsey of white ribbon.
 
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I'm just 4min in to the latest vlog and they are a bunch of lazy fucking arseholes! They've had since then end of the season last year to get on top of the basics and they can't even be arsed to do that. I hope she gets shit reviews. Like we thought the garden is a shambles too full of docks. Makes me so bloody mad! What an utter shit pit!
 
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Always remember, and never forget...they are UNWRAPPED chocolates left over from LAST Easter ( 2022) and touched by Little Pecker's hands!...Look mom, no gloves!!!!
 
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Ah ha!!!! I am zee true Tattler!!!
 
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13 out of 13 I’m so ashamed 🫣
 
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Last night, I said to @Jules100 that I was pulling back from CD and Tattle...
Yes... this. I'm struggling to stomach CD at all now. It's so clearly a disaster and I cannot understand the volunteers who continue to subject themselves to the situation, nor can I get that people are willing to pay to stay there. It's unsafe, unhygienic, unfriendly (in many cases), and completely nasty. The best thing Amoury has done is to leave--he needed to save his sanity. People have called him boring--he is not boring in my opinion. He's actually interesting because he has a work ethic and he is kind to people and animals. Just because he doesn't create drama doesn't make him boring. Philip needs to get off the gravy train and get a life before his strange little heart gets broken, although I honestly do not hold hope for him. Man-child is the perfect description. I'm into letting people do and be their own thing--If I don't like it, I won't hang around them. His weird grandparent thing, china fetish, and love for all things granny-like is just too weird for me. Initially, he was almost intriguing (almost) with all his strangeness, but quickly, he became the kiss of death to this vlog (for me anyway). I don't like to see him or hear him. SJ is manic and definitely a narcissist. She thinks she is intelligent and sexy. She REALLY believes this. Unfortunately for her, she is rather sad and pathetic--aging not so very gracefully, and acting like a little girl half the time, and a trashy tart/complete idiot/lazy teen/scam artist the rest of the time. Yikes. Not much to be proud of there... I enjoyed the interaction with Isabelle and SJ--fascinating to watch the dynamics. Percy is disgusted with the lot of them. I don't think we'll be seeing Isabelle and Percy much anymore. Potts, as others have pointed out, is in love with his playboy image. Get a grip, Potts--you're not all that. Were you ever? I don't despise Dan, but I don't like him. His kids are really cute. His ideas for Analise's home and his ruin are ludicrous and I hate the junk yard he creates at the home where his little boys live. I doubt we see Baghead's family again. Marie is intelligent--I'm pretty sure she is completely done with the place, after taking a few "for the team" in the past. Nope. Stay away Marie and keep your lovely son away from that place. I am befuddled as to WHY Maria came back to cook. She IS talented! WHY????? Maria, go someplace NICE to work! The rest... they all must have a past they are trying to run from to be there and keep coming back.

I have only checked in a few times lately, but there doesn't appear to be any sign of the Comte. I am sorry and hope he is ok. Has there been any sign of Clara? I'm glad to see Karma is back and better.
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13 out of 13 I’m so ashamed 🫣
I got them all too.
 
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Here we go again! Shit pit!!!!!! I love it!!! We have to use that somehow in a thread sometime.
 
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@OhIDontKnow... said:
I think Jules putting her real self out there is great. Who cares if they know who we are.

@LadyRed said: Also, the fact that some of you are willing to show your faces does go even further to humanise us and make our concerns more valid.

They are all hypocrites they don't need to know anyone's identity because no one forced them to use their identities to create a YT channel.

There is no rule that states you have to show your face or use your real identity to create a channel or make youtube videos. There are channels (cooking, crafts, animals, games, news, kids etc) which use brand names & show no personal identity & they have much more views than any of their channels. They don't understand the business, they feel because they are showing their faces they are entitled to know who you are. A video was shared here of a chateau couple calling out the names of all their critics in their video (maybe to intimidate them) & Ryan privately went after a viewer who made a comment he didn't like & announced it on his vlog.

They are hypocrites because they have no problem with anonymous views which makes up more than 90 percent of all youtube channel views & they have no problem begging anonymous people for money online but they have a problem with anonymous opinions & make remarks about people hiding behind a PC screen. You don't need to give any content creator or vlogger your real identity or personal information, some of them are crooks & some of them (e.g. chateau community) are only on youtube to get money from strangers through paysites.

The percentage of silent views is calculated by using the number of comments & the number of views for each video so if they all decide to lock their videos only for commenters who they know e.g. friends & fans they would get only 500 - 1,000 views & if they're lucky 3,000 views. The people hiding behind a PC are the ones who help them earn most of their YT money & they should be careful for what they wish for because if YT introduces signing in to watch a video like instagram, pintrest etc they would lose a lot of views & money.

The real youtube pros (who understand the business) admit most of their viewers are silent or anonymous, that's how they make most of their YT money. One of them stated this few months ago & had a lot of 1st time commenters who had been watching for 10+ yrs. I prefer how YT used to be compared to now with all these arrogant, greedy & entitled e-beggars.
 
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I hope to hand Fanny his bill for work done, his designs and orders of plants and trees, he must regret ever hearing of CHMN. If any future Clients get wind of his involvement and see the resultant disaster zone they will employ their money elsewhere.
 
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Here we go again! Shit pit!!!!!! I love it!!! We have to use that somehow in a thread sometime.
Shit pit, can't be arsed, wanker, tosser words I can manage to use on the daily I thought could I ever vlog and the answer would be no, as it would just be one long bleep from start of the day to then end. There's quite a lot of swearing that goes on in this house.
 
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Like everything else Dan probably broke or lost it!
It would appear that not one person at the place tidied up or disposed of things in a timely manner. Just open a door and throw it in. Lack of direction from the top. No excuses!
 
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