As has been previously mentioned Fanny has cold dead eyes that show no emotion, the rictus grin accompanied by the cold stare, smugtwat has hard evil eyes that speak of revenge. Beware.
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To whoever it was that asked about Brenda's Facebook group and whether or not something was posted about the Patron video.....because of this, I checked it out, something I rarely do. Wow. Some real doozies here.....
Brenda thanking Patrons for providing Stephanie with the financial support that has enabled all of that "restoration" to be done. I don't know what she sees that I don't, but whatever. Stephanie's achievement of 75 million views is something Brenda, naturally, has to hijack for her own.
Surprise! Curtis "I'm an Egyptologist" Ryan Woodside has shown up, hawking his perfume oil. Who didn't see THAT coming (I did).
Then there's this one. I mean, just what the absolute f*ck? The post, meh. But then she tagged Kirsty. If Kirsty's not offended, I'll be offended for her.
Brenda thanking Patrons for providing Stephanie with the financial support that has enabled all of that "restoration" to be done. I don't know what she sees that I don't, but whatever. Stephanie's achievement of 75 million views is something Brenda, naturally, has to hijack for her own.
Surprise! Curtis "I'm an Egyptologist" Ryan Woodside has shown up, hawking his perfume oil. Who didn't see THAT coming (I did).
Then there's this one. I mean, just what the absolute f*ck? The post, meh. But then she tagged Kirsty. If Kirsty's not offended, I'll be offended for her.
And Curtsy does NOT know how to prune or train wisteria. Fanny flogged her doing this last year but the mess on the gardeners cottage wall is apparent.Timey Wimey Begins - Quick Jump to Sunday Morning
- We never see Mummy’s kitchen
- Fanny & Potty are strolling outside, but Potty is wearing different clothes on. He’s now wearing the outfit he wore on Sunday when he put out the Easter chocolate
- Kevin and someone? are playing an unknown game on the lawn
- Others are aimlessly standing outside talking (its warmer outside than inside, so put some damn patio furniture in the front courtyard so your guests can sit somewhere and enjoy the sunshine)
- Back into the kitchen and preparation for Sunday Brunch is in full swing
- Both Snorty & Shrek have allergies – thus the P & S on the tags
- Potty’s Hot Cross Buns are ready for the oven (they look more like scones) - never to be seen again
- Back outside to more games and the Easter table. Fanny isn’t doing anything except twirl, vlog and play with Jared’s dog, Josephine, while her guests work setting out food
- Snorty calls Josephine the dog a rat & a rodent
(Snorty, I suggest you look in the mirror) Fanny has some fake tears but still doesn’t want a dog.
Those puy lentil folk have more money than sense. Or perhaps it’s a guise and they have taken squirrel because they have a narrow well that needs inspection
Thank you to the students for summarising and photographing patreon.
Fanny looks rough
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He is a parrot though. Nearly every sentence of his vloggees is repeated
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Snorts had that outfit on the day Maria arrived and when they had pizza and he had his baby food in a plastic box. April 4th???
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Lol - now falling asleep wasn’t one of the litany of excuses I had down for her but werk your rotten witch - she’s goading us now because she knows she can get away with anything. It’s amusing because this is actually her job now and if we fell asleep during work I would assume we might get a warning from a manager.She woke up and posted it at 8:37 a.m. Paris time.
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Snorty has left the shitoo and Potty is in Fanny's bedroom, so now we know why she didn't post the patreon video last night!!!
Details pending!!!
This is due to the “usually unmade bed” admission. Sure Stephanie, you two sleep in the same bed…. we get it you’re deeply in love with one another and we’re all so keen to hear about how deeply in love you are, how you miss Phyllis so and how you choose wallpaper for cupboards where Phyllis will inevitably be storing his sex toy phalluses all lined up and labelled because SJ you don’t quite hit the spot. Baloney. Those sheets were changed in Phyllis’s bedroom - yes I went there, BEDROOM - because Jared and Phyllis had a tawdry messy night on account of lacking warm water to douche with due the boiler debacle. Incidentally, Ruby tells me that Phyllis calls SJ an old boiler behind her back.
Ugly Sweaters & Decorating
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- Beryl has gifted some interesting knitted sweaters to Natti and Snorty. I'd burn the damn thing, but Fanny loves Snorty's sweater and can hardly wait to see him wearing it
- Snorty picked up samples for every single project he could ever imagine, even the London flat
- Snorty even wants to wallpaper the inside of dresser drawers (It’s not his money so who cares about the cost)
- Snorty gets quite chagrined when Fanny doesn’t always agree with his wallpaper choices
- Fanny likes the bold bright colours
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- Snorty wants to hang this dusty old mirror over the fireplace to cover Fanny's wallpaper – it doesn’t fit, Fanny hates it there, but Snorty insists. Again, Snorty’s not convinced Fanny is right. Snorty’s taste really is in his ass! Why in gods name would Chateau Vidal Puy ask Snorty for his opinion on anything.
- Fanny says the mirror needs a good dust, but the lazy cow doesn’t pick up the cloth to do it!
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The only way I could be convinced of those two bleeping is if we get the sex tape. I don’t believe Phyllis is capable of getting an erection in the presence of Our Lady Dame Fanny Four Flues. I wonder if she asks him to keep Tatyana‘s gifted boots on if they made it to full on nudity. I hope they do know lifting up SJ’s nightie and dry humping doesn’t count as sex - I hope you know that’s not how you get pregnant. I blame the parents of them both…
I was given exclusive access to PhiPhi’s proposed layouts for the Puy Vidal chateau…
What an absolute joke! Here’s an idea, PhiPhi…why don’t you stay at the farmhouse and get some work done there!!!
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- Maria is cooking dinner & Potty made bread
- Potty is lighting Fanny's fire (again) He doesn't stuff his oversized log into Fanny's hole.
- I hope the Easter Bunny
saved some chocolate for those children!!! (I doubt it though) - Apparently Maria planted fruit trees (pre covid) at Castle Ten Berghe - unlike Fanny's fruit trees they bear fruit
- A mute Davy has arrived - why??? Is there a funeral planned for the Jardin Anglais?
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I clicked on Grifty’s post as I didn’t see in in the thread and much to my surprise I got the oops something went wrong so…
Who the duck would try and hang an over mantle mirror, in a room with no mantle and inordinately low ceilings.Forget design know how he has no spacial awareness I bet he thinks his pathetic polo dick is a mighty schlanger on par with King Dong. Why would you want to cover the really pricey wallpaper and don't you clean an item before you position it? He is an utter plank
I see the mirror never made it up on the wall.
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I think it has been removed as obviously it would reveal my identity and may payment details ha ha Fanny would definitely have deleted me from patreon. But rest assured I am not Amuary or anyone from the shitto or related to them. To be honest watching that flog is a waste of half an hour of your life.
Great catch! I believe that’s the window renovation that was completed last month…what we call a $30,000 piece of blue painter’s tape!
Or…Fanny was getting ready for the Easter soirée and placed her claw on the window pane!
Actually, the crack in the wall below the window (on the right) extends all the way to the ground. That place is going to crumble. I wouldn’t be surprised if they woke up one morning and part of the facade will have just fallen off!
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So Beryl knitted Snorty a sweater dress?!? Fanny’s black Louboutins will look faaaaaabulous with it!
I woke up in a very foul mood. I have a lot of work scheduled to be done at my house, primarily outdoors, that was supposed to start LAST week, and it's now the end of THIS week and nothing material has even been started. Some stuff can't be done until other stuff is completed. You may recall that I am an avid gardener.......much of what I need to do right now, I can't, because if I do it now, it will likely get messed up with all the work that's going to be done. Grrrrrrr....onward and upward, as they say.
Anyhow, my mood was not improved by hearing that Puy Vidal has engaged Philip Janssen in the discussion of their architectural work. This guy is treated as if he is somehow an authority - WHY? What renovations has he overseen? Besides working in a restaurant and living in a run-down, falling apart chateau that fronts it's somehow a B&B, what possible insight could this fake, wannabe architect/designer provide that the architects they've hired can't? To say that I am disappointed by this turn of events is putting it mildly.
This ugly, smug, fake little asshole who dresses like he picked his clothes out of the dumpster (or Stephanie's closet, full of relics from the 1980's) shows up and all of a sudden is the be-all end-all authority about all things design? What an affront to actual, real designers and architects! I could go on and on.........instead, I'll just go get my third cup of coffee!
Anyhow, my mood was not improved by hearing that Puy Vidal has engaged Philip Janssen in the discussion of their architectural work. This guy is treated as if he is somehow an authority - WHY? What renovations has he overseen? Besides working in a restaurant and living in a run-down, falling apart chateau that fronts it's somehow a B&B, what possible insight could this fake, wannabe architect/designer provide that the architects they've hired can't? To say that I am disappointed by this turn of events is putting it mildly.
This ugly, smug, fake little asshole who dresses like he picked his clothes out of the dumpster (or Stephanie's closet, full of relics from the 1980's) shows up and all of a sudden is the be-all end-all authority about all things design? What an affront to actual, real designers and architects! I could go on and on.........instead, I'll just go get my third cup of coffee!
More like a rat in a sewer
This was what they were thinking
and this is what the seller was thinking
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Do we dare imagine this was going on last night?She woke up and posted it at 8:37 a.m. Paris time.
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Snorty has left the shitoo and Potty is in Fanny's bedroom, so now we know why she didn't post the patreon video last night!!!
Details pending!!!
What the… did the guy de-age?
Botox is not Fanny's friend.
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