The Chateau Diaries #214 A middle aged woman and her gay boyfriend shops with money from fools.

[Just Grift Wood]

Geraldine Srewob (Bowers spelled backwards) is Gerry Grady

Geri Bowers is Gerry Grady

any similar combo is Gerry Grady

MorrisZachs is Gerry Grady…

If so maybe the little fighter Scotty Dog shares an email with Mummy and she is going to put his wizened balls in a sling for tit raking.

 

[Freesia54]

All right, what the hell is Ryan on about! Has he suddenly grown to hate France?!? Is he trying to be artistic?!? Dafuq! That boy ain’t right! Maybe Billy broke up with him?!?

There is no amount of curiosity that would have me check this out...Fly and swat come to mind when I think of Ryan.

 

[Karma baby!]

ooooh! Before I leave....


Matthais! you passive aggressive witch... we stan!

Matthias
6min
i have a lot of questions but i'll try to limit myself to a few:
1. do you, yourself remember all the projects that have been started and not finished? i don't.....
2. do you still plan to publish the patreon accounts as you promised a long time ago? did molly eat them?
3. 2022 was supposed to be the year of finishing projects and not starting new ones, will 2023 be the year of finishing projects and not starting new ones?
4. more and more rooms are under construction and you keep buying beautiful antiques, plus, you get all this stuff in cadeaux at the chateau....where will you store it all?

and i have a question for the other patrons as well, can you remember all the projects that have been started and talked about? i remember the following:

-the lake
-the natural swimming pond
-the garden near the chapel
-the formal french garden
-the chapel restauration
-the pergola
-the gazebo
-remodeling of the second courtyard
-renovation of nick & marie's cottage
-insulation of mommy's apartment
-floor in mommy's apartment
-stables
-nati's apartment
-scotman's apartment
-the pink upstairs bathroom
-wallpaper and panelling in des'oiseaux
-the china pantry
-the remodelling of the arriere cuisine
-the grande salon
-the library/winter salon
-the fireplace in the marquis' apartment
-heating system
-the facade
-uncovering the original ceiling in chambre rose (?!)
-structural issues grande salon and above
-the terrace
-the terrace staircase
-finishing of the downstairs loo (curtains etc)
-new wallpaper on the first floor corridor
-your study /salon
-internal shutters
-new windows
-fountain in the walled garden?!
-the chinoiserie room
-the attic apartment (bathroom, etc)

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST, I'M REALLY CURIOUS AND THERE MUST BE MORE

 

[Sparrowsfart]

11. Did you make Selmar leave because Diesel walked on the wet concrete?
12. How many Fleure’s candles would you need to burn to remove the bat tit smell from the stairway?
13. Who was better in bed Mason or Walton?
14. How many of your mother’s earrings has Snorty stolen?
15. At what age did you realize Scottman was your biological brother?

I'd really like to know the answer to 15... & 13 too.

 

[LurkingMeg]

just do what i do when i recieve an email that makes no sense...delete and forget about it...

Me but with EVERY email

 

[MsMuir]

Everyone is referring to Aiden bora as he but when they were posting as Kerema for tea they wrote as a she and “she” referred to her husband in one of the posts, whereas now Aiden is referring to his wife’s e mail account. From rereading all that they have written imo Aiden is female.

Yes! I originally thought Aiden was female, maybe "they" are gender fluid

 

[mrsp67]

You still have Cheques in France!!!???

I still use Cheques to pay some vendors

 

[Just Grift Wood]

ooooh! Before I leave....


Matthais you passive aggressive witch

Matthias
6min
i have a lot of questions but i'll try to limit myself to a few:
1. do you, yourself remember all the projects that have been started and not finished? i don't.....
2. do you still plan to publish the patreon accounts as you promised a long time ago? did molly eat them?
3. 2022 was supposed to be the year of finishing projects and not starting new ones, will 2023 be the year of finishing projects and not starting new ones?
4. more and more rooms are under construction and you keep buying beautiful antiques, plus, you get all this stuff in cadeaux at the chateau....where will you store it all?

and i have a question for the other patrons as well, can you remember all the projects that have been started and talked about? i remember the following:

-the lake
-the natural swimming pond
-the garden near the chapel
-the formal french garden
-the chapel restauration
-the pergola
-the gazebo
-remodeling of the second courtyard
-renovation of nick & marie's cottage
-insulation of mommy's apartment
-floor in mommy's apartment
-stables
-nati's apartment
-scotman's apartment
-the pink upstairs bathroom
-wallpaper and panelling in des'oiseaux
-the china pantry
-the remodelling of the arriere cuisine
-the grande salon
-the library/winter salon
-the fireplace in the marquis' apartment
-heating system
-the facade
-uncovering the original ceiling in chambre rose (?!)
-structural issues grande salon and above
-the terrace -the terrace staircase
-finishing of the downstairs loo (curtains etc)
-new wallpaper on the first floor corridor
-your study /salon
-internal shutters
-new windows
-fountain in the walled garden?!
-the chinoiserie room
-the attic apartment (bathroom, etc)

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST, I'M REALLY CURIOUS AND THERE MUST BE MORE

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Ooh I like Matthias the sneaky little witch squeak-he's a fruity little number

 

[Pekey]

Ollie and Cami putting up the table ....... I have no words.

But ....... I just love Cami's Mother ....... my god, her face says it all !!!

 

[Cleo's Asp]

I am sorry if Selmar is ill but I would also feel extremely sorry for Bill and his wife if they get landed with Selmar and Tatiana staying there for long but being unable to work. I have a feeling Selmar thinks he can stay there as long as he likes. Imagine having those two in your home for any length of time!

 

[ProfessorPlum]

why so aggressive Phi Phi

I was trying to think of a spirit animal for him, since incontinent rabid sloth has already been taken for Stephanie ( thanks, @Just Grift Wood)—all I can think of is a pipe cleaner with bits of yarn—more like a craft than an animal!

 

[Karma baby!]

Ooh I like Matthias the sneaky little witch squeak-he's a fruity little number

Keep an eye on it... lets see if it disappears
On behalf of our former fierce commander, M, I'll leave it in your capable hands, Agent J. G. Wood!

 

[Sparrowsfart]

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Hanni reminds me of Ewan McGregor from Trainspotting in these photos

 

[Kickintheass]

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That is Hanni Ross, not so sure about her having long covid as according to her Facebook she was doing the charity London to Brighton cycle last September.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

I was trying to think of a spirit animal for him, since incontinent rabid sloth has already been taken for Stephanie ( thanks, @Just Grift Wood)—all I can think of is a pipe cleaner with bits of yarn—more like a craft than an animal!

weirdly I see him as a toothless hairless cat https://www.petfinder.com/cat-breeds/collections/hairless-cats/
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Keep an eye on it... lets see if it disappears
On behalf of our former fierce commander, M, I'll leave it in your capable hands, Agent J. G. Wood!

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I can't download the flog though

 

[LurkingMeg]

The tidbit I was going to share a couple days ago is about D&A. After a cooling off period and a bit of council, I decided to hold it back at least temporarily because I know it is meant as a derailment. But it’s pretty good…

D&A Dan and Ann Marie?

 

[Just Grift Wood]

ooooh! Before I leave....


Matthais! you passive aggressive witch... we stan!

Matthias
6min
i have a lot of questions but i'll try to limit myself to a few:
1. do you, yourself remember all the projects that have been started and not finished? i don't.....
2. do you still plan to publish the patreon accounts as you promised a long time ago? did molly eat them?
3. 2022 was supposed to be the year of finishing projects and not starting new ones, will 2023 be the year of finishing projects and not starting new ones?
4. more and more rooms are under construction and you keep buying beautiful antiques, plus, you get all this stuff in cadeaux at the chateau....where will you store it all?

and i have a question for the other patrons as well, can you remember all the projects that have been started and talked about? i remember the following:

-the lake
-the natural swimming pond
-the garden near the chapel
-the formal french garden
-the chapel restauration
-the pergola
-the gazebo
-remodeling of the second courtyard
-renovation of nick & marie's cottage
-insulation of mommy's apartment
-floor in mommy's apartment
-stables
-nati's apartment
-scotman's apartment
-the pink upstairs bathroom
-wallpaper and panelling in des'oiseaux
-the china pantry
-the remodelling of the arriere cuisine
-the grande salon
-the library/winter salon
-the fireplace in the marquis' apartment
-heating system
-the facade
-uncovering the original ceiling in chambre rose (?!)
-structural issues grande salon and above
-the terrace
-the terrace staircase
-finishing of the downstairs loo (curtains etc)
-new wallpaper on the first floor corridor
-your study /salon
-internal shutters
-new windows
-fountain in the walled garden?!
-the chinoiserie room
-the attic apartment (bathroom, etc)

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD TO THE LIST, I'M REALLY CURIOUS AND THERE MUST BE MORE

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should this be saved to Wiki

 

[Karma baby!]

I can't download the flog though

I'll do that later tonight

 

[Just Grift Wood]

I'll do that later tonight

Have fun

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

@Karma baby!
I‘m sure there are loads but can only think of the drainage system (French drain?) that was going to be dug out between the unfinished downstairs loo and the chapel.
Installing the £17,000 shutter dogs.
The amphitheatre at the bottom of the back lawn.
The skirting boards on the staircase to potty’s apartment.
Oh and the stool in the pink twirl room when smugtwat ran out staples.