Okay, my lovely Tartlets and Targents- today's T Rex-defending is brought to you by- Miller Lite. I'm drinking it, and they ain't paying me for it! Sarah and her 8 hundred sewing machines- in the words of Anna (not from Honfleur, but Frozen)- "Let it go." Whether she can sew a hem or not is a moot point- she is passionate about sewing, is learning in her way and time, and is just enjoying her retirement (Which she earned from a real job.) If any shade needs to be thrown, it's on Shrek, who dragged his wife along being a Fanny fanboy, hanging on her every word, remaking tiles, desperate to be in her circle. Sarah went along to keep the peace (even she knows the whole thing is ridiculous- unless Shrek suddenly became a billionaire Saudi prince bearing Fortnum & Mason hampers, there is no chance Fanny is going to throw herself at him.) Moral of the story- Sarah is awesome, Shrek is an ass-clown. Shrek's obsession with Fanny is sad- dude, you're not The Rock, and Fanny is no catch- he's lucky he has Sarah!