The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

[john eccles]

Please let it be the All Blacks. One look at Snorty Snorts and they'd beat the little tosser to a pulp.

Maybe the word 'shower' is a euphemism?

 

[Midnightcowboy]

What is the purpose of all this lying?
Will someone explain to me because I'm obviously stupid?
Realistically, who cares if you were at the airport in the morning or in the afternoon.

And one that drives me crazy:
(You know everything, I won't explain)

Nobody really cares, it's just games she plays. Patreons love her, Tattlers love to untangle her deceit of lies. All that matters to her, is that she is the centre of attention.
Now back to the accounts, lack of remedial/renovation work.

 

[Jeeves]

TELL HER AGAIN CUZ!
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Remember, the editing glove puppet kept this in the vlog so does he have Amaury in his sights now? ("I'm the only one who understands how important to is for you keep replenishing your junk heap, Mummy. You need me here to safeguard your interests.")

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Ruth and Potts scenarios

a) Ruth and Potts called it quits (certainly, she has shied away from pink phone for last few years compared to early days)

b) the couple has decided to move from holland to the farmhouse. Another person to cook and clean!

c) they are having a baby so need to make room thus dumping unwanted items at the farmhouse, or are getting married. Potts must also be mid-40s.

d) they are moving to South Africa or somewhere else while he works as a professional F1photographer

e) nothing has changed with their relationship status, it’s just clickbait.

Ruth was spotted in an advent video, but only barely, and when that was filmed is up for debate.

Care to speculate?

those small appartments in Amsterdam mostly dont have much storagespace...so it must have been stored in a seperate storagebuilding for years...maybe he doesnt want to pay for the storage anymore?? but why bring it to Lalande?? I also get the feeling Potts is gonna sell and move in the farmhouse...maybe its the start of the leave for Snort?? maybe they started off secretly again...now Ruthy has left??? That clickbait ttitle wasnt coincidence..

Or Potts is selling up Amsterdam to buy Baghead out.....and take over his share...They didnt attend for Christmas...wasnt the last time in october they went there?? or maybe its been longer...time flies...The renovation of that gardenenerscottage also came to an end...

 

[noisette]

those small appartments in Amsterdam mostly dont have much storagespace...so it must have been stored in a seperate storagebuilding for years...maybe he doesnt want to pay for the storage anymore?? but why bring it to Lalande?? I also get the feeling Potts is gonna sell and move in the farmhouse...maybe its the start of the leave for Snort?? maybe they started off secretly again...now Ruthy has left??? That clickbait ttitle wasnt coincidence..

Or Potts is selling up Amsterdam to buy Baghead out.....and take over his share...They didnt attend for Christmas...wasnt the last time in october they went there?? or maybe its been longer...time flies...The renovation of that gardenenerscottage also came to an end...

Yes I think Potty is taking a bigger share in the chateau. His morning summit with Mummy and Percy.
Moving his stuff in.
The triumphant “ Ruthless” title.
I also wonder if Amoury’s parents have put something in on their son’s behalf and definitely feel Baghead is withdrawing. Fanny will clearly keep a majority share so she can rule supreme.

 

[Lochness Monster]

I'm confused I know it doesn't take much, but she dropped Phi Phi in Paris, then drove to the Chunnel? to London? wasn't she in her bed that night in France ???? and then went to London to return the van next day? or where did she go after driving Phi Phi to the train? did she drive to her London Flat and that was the bed she was in? That would make better sense

it’s about an hour from her flat to Heathrow… they could have driven there and then on to the van hire place. But then they were seen at West Byfleet train station.
The whole journeys, van, Potts meeting up and being at Lalande, travel to uk , time in London , phi phi going all the way to the Netherlands for a reunion. Who is paying this boys wages so he can travel endlessly, buy china sofas and even that tacky console for the marquis apartment. He is like a skunk leaving a trail of putrid smell after him.

 

[Tea with lemon]

Stephanie says, thinks, does:

 

[Lochness Monster]

TELL HER AGAIN CUZ!
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And just how with no van will that ever get to the dump. ?
The stuff from Nattys apartment was from the hall that went to the shoppe that went to the China pantry that is now in Nattys apartment. Along with more junk phi phi is buying daily.

 

[Pekey]

Remember, the editing glove puppet kept this in the vlog so does he have Amaury in his sights now? ("I'm the only one who understands how important to is for you keep replenishing your junk heap, Mummy. You need me here to safeguard your interests.")

You have a very good point there !!!

 

[Lochness Monster]

Are you up to date with the reading Fanny???

Darling…. She should be. Squirrel it appears is editing cadeau, patron and perhaps CD. He is trying to be needed. She is a basket case

 

[Pekey]

Or Potts is selling up Amsterdam to buy Baghead out.....and take over his share...They didnt attend for Christmas...wasnt the last time in october they went there?? or maybe its been longer...time flies...The renovation of that gardenenerscottage also came to an end...

Maybe that was what Mummy, Percy and Potts was talking privately about when Fanny burst in the room with her pink phone ???

 

[NotAChatelaine]

My gawd they aren't good at hiding the truth.....even more timey wimey!

• Fanny pretended that they had driven to Heathrow from Central London (Angel) with a full van and were leaving from Heathrow to drive directly to the B&B outside of Paris
• Fanny even ate a full English breakfast (black pudding and all) to make it seem like it was morning
• Except it wasn't morningbecause:
  • direct flights from Heathrow (Terminal 2) to Johannesburg all seem to leave between 18:00 - 22:00 hours
  • the departure board in the cafe clearly shows that it's mid afternoon (atleast 15:00 hours) and they are calling departures leaving between 1530 and 20:30 at night. It's hard to get a good screenshot of the departure board, but its clearly visible on the video.
• By the time Fanny ate 'breakfast' and they waived Percy off on his flight it would have been mid/late afternoon and you can tell by the shadows streaming into the terminal
• Fanny then shows they're approaching the channel cutoff and its bright and sunny out (sundown was approx. 16:30 hours), so she would have had to drive at supersonic speed to drive from Heathrow and reach the channel before dark. (completely impossible)

So, it's more likely that they picked up the empty van in Reading and then stopped at Heathrow enroute back into London to load the van.
But, if that's the case why wouldn't she have simply picked up the van at Heathrow?

Imagine the amount of effort Fanny exerts trying to manipulate her life and filming timelines to camouflage lie about her whereabouts and activities - it would be exhausting! No wonder the woman spends so much time resting in bed.

It’s well-established that time, calendars and chronology operate in the parallel universe that is Lalande and the chatelaine of Chateau Shambles bear no relationship to us lesser beings in our multi time zones on planet earth. I’ve no idea why SJ thinks it’s a useful mechanism to help muddy her chronological waters but if you’re going to do something it helps to be consistent and do it properly.

It’s beyond me why the van wasn’t hired in France in the first place. Seems the logical, sensible, most cost effective and time efficient plan. Oh wait…it’s Mlle Fumée et Miroirs who’s singularly lacking in logic and sense.

 

[Cleo's Asp]

What do you think?.

I agree and I think she does virtually all those things with everyone, but probably mostly with partners and ex-partners.
It seems to be characteristic behaviour by narcissists who put people down in a false jokey manner. They seek to belittle everyone else to show their superiority and do it in a sort of flirtatious banter but I am sure it really hurts the recipients. I hate to say it but it seems to be mostly women who do this to men but it is definitely narcissistic behaviour and it's when there is a third party to observe (an audience). Ghastly woman!

 

[vitanova]

Ruth and Potts scenarios

a) Ruth and Potts called it quits (certainly, she has shied away from pink phone for last few years compared to early days)

b) the couple has decided to move from holland to the farmhouse. Another person to cook and clean!

c) they are having a baby so need to make room thus dumping unwanted items at the farmhouse, or are getting married. Potts must also be mid-40s.

d) they are moving to South Africa or somewhere else while he works as a professional F1photographer

e) nothing has changed with their relationship status, it’s just clickbait.

Ruth was spotted in an advent video, but only barely, and when that was filmed is up for debate.

Care to speculate?

f) Ruth gave him an ultimatum - her or filthy chatelaine.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

Last year she made a promise that the new year was all going to be about finishing projects. There has been no work done on the apartment that is supposedly going to be for the Argentinian Bully since then. She did put a lot of her junk in there and stated that "it has been used as storage", because it is never Stephanie Jarvis who is to blame for anything, obviously. Maybe this is her idea of finishing projects: stacking rooms with junk.

its really something....that whole heap is filled with crap...half finished projects....half demolished bed rooms..her boudoir looks like a dump....unfinished bathrooms...and the rest is about to collapse...barely heat and hot water...and its utterly filthy...she can show that guy with a vacuumcleaner...but its utterly messy..Peacocks shitting on cars and all around the place...i bet that kitchenfloor is full of tit all the time...and that corridor of doom too..

its unbelievable she is inviting guests and volunteers inthere.....and also the fact somebody even wants to come and pay...

with all that money coming in..and with so many people working there...that place should be tiptop in order...and a good business...

But Madame isnt attatched to her heap....its a stageset to party and most of the time to bugger off on holdays or citytrips...and to grift money and presents....i cant believe so many follow her antics and pay for it...no wonder the world has gone completely mad...

 

[Jeeves]

f) Ruth gave him an ultimatum - her or filthy chatelaine.

I think there may have been a falling out between RuthyWriter and F4F. She doesn't want to spend time with her and told Potty to get Madam's old clothes and his childhood junk out of their flat. DJ's porno pic out next.

Fanny won't cope with that and will make it obvious that she's still shagging Potty and still running the show.

 

[Luna20]

What is the purpose of all this lying?
Will someone explain to me because I'm obviously stupid?
Realistically, who cares if you were at the airport in the morning or in the afternoon.

And one that drives me crazy:
(You know everything, I won't explain)

She is crying poor to 4000+ patreons! I would lie if I had 36K to renovate my heap which is also my business while I splurge on expensive trips for weeks!

That wall has been a thorn in my eye for the past 2 years! How can one live like that?

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

What is the purpose of all this lying?
Will someone explain to me because I'm obviously stupid?
Realistically, who cares if you were at the airport in the morning or in the afternoon.

And one that drives me crazy:
(You know everything, I won't explain)

she tells her followers she has been in London just for picking up her crap...she wants to disguse that they probably stayed there for more than a week...she knows she gets criticized more when she takes long holidays...thats also she had to make that story up about snorts holiday in Vienna...and that is is only three days....its probably also more than a week..The prove in that will come when she shows her grand tour video...that woman and not filming her trips....not possible...but when that viennsvlog will come out...her followers are already forgotten with her messing up with the timelines...we are not though

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It’s well-established that time, calendars and chronology operate in the parallel universe that is Lalande and the chatelaine of Chateau Shambles bear no relationship to us lesser beings in our multi time zones on planet earth. I’ve no idea why SJ thinks it’s a useful mechanism to help muddy her chronological waters but if you’re going to do something it helps to be consistent and do it properly.

It’s beyond me why the van wasn’t hired in France in the first place. Seems the logical, sensible, most cost effective and time efficient plan. Oh wait…it’s Mlle Fumée et Miroirs who’s singularly lacking in logic and sense.

she didnt hire that van in France becuse they were more than a week in London...at the end of the week they moved the stuff with a london van..Otherwise they had to rent that van for maybe even more than one week...i guess it still would be cheaper than they did now...but economics arent there first priorities....it probably never was...I also dont believe they stayed in that flat the whole time...Mad m'a'm.. wants to cuddle in a snug hot bath....clean sheets and eat nice food....btw there wasnt probably even room to move in that flat...but those luxeries she didnt show....i think that whole trip costed her a month of patreonmoney....i am still not convinced there is much money left....

 

[Luna20]

It’s beyond me why the van wasn’t hired in France in the first place. Seems the logical, sensible, most cost effective and time efficient plan. Oh wait…it’s Mlle Fumée et Miroirs who’s singularly lacking in logic and sense.

They stayed in London for about 2 weeks. A van hire for 2 weeks would cost too much.

There is so much to unpack with this flog.
Where did she put all the furniture from the grand salon? Where are these auction sofa's and chairs they bought in an auction in Paris?
As @Le Comte de Monte Cristo, they were suppose to do up bagheads appartment.
The terribly dirty rug, PhiPhi wants to place in the wintersalon with huge holes, I doubt it's an antique or a valueable rug.

 

[Hemerocallis]

What is the purpose of all this lying?
Will someone explain to me because I'm obviously stupid?
Realistically, who cares if you were at the airport in the morning or in the afternoon.

She's not only addicted to shopping but addicted to lying too ?
She is a habitual liar, likes "the drama", likes to play with us ?

By pretending to be at the airport in the morning she's pretending to raise early and do something ?

Honestly, why do we watch this crap?! I think the answer to that is because we all come here to vent, which is more fun. Anyway, have a great day and KARMA BABY - you are the hero here! Thanks, as always.

Well, I don't watch her crap anymore, nothing, zilch, nada, not even the patronflogs kindly posted by @Karma baby thank you quand-même