The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

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The youngs are loving our 80’s fashions at the moment. Those of us who were around for it the first time probably should sit this round out. No matter how hard our bodies are.
I love a wonderfully soft polo collar shirt but I would no more pop the collar today as I did 40 years ago. Not to mention the acid colors of the 80’s. Definitely don’t have enough hair left for any of those styles either!
 
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They actually got off the train at West Byfleet according to the board at the station. The train’s final destination was Reading.
 
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Fanny claims Vienna was a gift for snort his birthday...because they werent able to go away at that time....my god...they are never home...and the heatingproject keeps going delayed....where have we seen that before??? i wonder if they are actually starting next monday?? by then its Februari
 
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Who travels willingly to Vienna when they have places in France, Englund, Netherrealms,.. to stay.. Vienna was currently voted to be one of the top impolite cities.


I just read that Germany sends 14 tanks over to the Ukraine… Comte, I am coming.
 
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Watched it on FF. Is he being sponsered? He mentioned Nick clearing the trees in the driveway for access for lorries, cranes etc How is he financing all of this?
None of us truly believes Dan is ever going to get his chateau carcass rebuilt. If he thinks YouTube revenue is his saving grace, he's on the wrong path. He's not the "big deal on YouTube" he thinks he is. None of us truly believes he is capable enough to build the log cabin he wants so he can live on site, let alone rebuild his shiteau. His trashy slap dash build of the mud room proves that. None of us believes he has the required skill set. The only expert on site will ever be Nick the tree surgeon. And how does Dan pay Nick, in wood? Wood better utilised in construction of this log cabin he wants when it'd be cheaper to hire a caravan. Even the wood chippings from Nick's fine work could have be used as insulation for the log cabin, but they are left on the side of the drive way to molder and rot instead of being covered to dry out. Take note Danny boy, here's how it's done...


I'm not saying 'watch and learn' Dan, I'm saying you are a complete numpty.
 
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where is Ruthy gonna live?? or is it over???
It has been over for the longest time, since about when Stephanie Jarvis started shagging her former boyfriend (again, because basically they never stopped). To prevent trouble for the dear charlataine, who is publicly in a steady relationship with Philip Janssen (although us haters dare to differ), they keep their mouth shut about it. Pretending has become a requirement for all wannabe's at her CHMN.
 
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I don't know what the delivery rates are in France and England but they are flipping expensive here.

Last week I bought a tea set at auction.
Edit: God that makes me sound like the china fondler.
My quote for a courier to bring it up to Castlemaine from Melbourne was $400.
Fortunately the auction house showed mercy and will store it until we return to Melbourne mid Feb.

Even though it was a rigmarole hiring the van, it probably cost Steph less than having all that crap stuff delivered.

Sidenote: I did like the pink velvet Chesterfield. It's very Living Etc. (English magazine)
 
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It’s not exactly forbidden, but it depends. Commercial filming requires a permit and most natives will require a “donation” to be photographed. Drones of any kind are illegal. Period. No discussion. Do not take any kind of visual record of anything military or governmental. Again, not up for discussion. If you do, you will be detained…and searched…and possibly jailed. Think Midnight Express without the showers.
 
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Philip Janssen was able to hitch a ride back to the Netherlands with Michael Potts.
That is why Stephanie Jarvis did not film him being drop off in Paris.
It would explain why Philp Janssen has been missing for some time.


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LELIES Reünie 20/01/2023 (DAG VAN DE HEILIGE SEBASTIAAN)
 
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Did I ever mention Dana's family has close roots in Morocco?
 
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That is very similar to what was written in her book.
I have been flicking through it but can't find it to quote . . . which is typical.
 
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Isn't it funny how smart they think they are until someone, anyone, not even that close, starts posting on social media? Morons does not even covers the load.
 
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Natti is away, so why on earth couldn't Amaury have taken his van, or if he hasn't still got it, hired one in France so that the van would end back there? She then wouldn't have needed to employ two men to load the van in London. Amaury and PJ could have managed, surely. She just pours money down the drain. She probably uses Patreon money as she thinks the things she's bought are part of "restoration". She also thinks that appearing to be a "ditzy", dumb blonde makes her attractive to her patrons who will be sympathetic as she needs to be looked after and supported. However, there's nothing attractive about a stupid, late middle aged bleached blonde courting sympathy for her own idiocy!
 
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Why are people paying Fanny these patron flogs are utter dross. They're all perpetual children-Pott's bringing toys with him. Stupid Fanny hiring a van
Think that is just the hand rail for the ladder
 
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Why is a trip necessary as a birthday present??????? Save some money, bake him a cake, give him some nail polish and do some damn work on the crumbling, sagging chateau!!!
 
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All the talk of builder Ian reminded me that he used to bring bakery goods to Fanny when he arrived to start work . It makes me wonder did they ever bump uglies @Clara Burnett ?
 
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I’m really taken by your comments, they resonated with me (and I’m sure many others) all the support you provide your family. I do the same and wanted to acknowledge the commitment is daily. When you said “I help more people in a week than she has in her whole life” followed by “we never see her do something nice for another person” - when you said everything involves Staph going on a trip, attending an event, eating food - no finer truth told there. All about the little princess Staph.
 
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Who runs out of fuel on a road you know??? They had to block the road half for that stupid twat...i bet she played the dumb fake blonde...so typical...

What a waste of money..and time...to collect a vanload of crap...

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Here! Intervention on the highway!
 

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Ugh I just watched the latest. My God that woman/child and her giddiness over the most mundane things, she would absolutely exhaust me. I'm still confused about where she was, where she was going and where she had been....
One thing I'm not confused about is the fact that I have now watched 5 patreon videos without giving her a fucking dime
So Steph, keep making the vids and we'll keep critiquing, pointing out lies and revealing the REAL you! Have a great time in Vienna
 
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This doesn't make sense - appears to be more Timey Wimey. Contrary to what Fanny said clearly these shots weren't filmed on the same day. Shocked, I tell you, I'm shocked.
  • Snorty before he gets in van (with coat) and Snorty in van driving away from shitoo (no coat)
  • Potty hugging Snorty goodbye (no coffee cup) and Potty waiving goodbye with coffee cup in hand
  • Fanny driving out of shitoo wearing black fur trim coat and Fanny broken down on the highway wearing cream coat.
  • Fanny driving out of shitoo with hair updo in a tight bun and Fanny broken down on the highway with long hair
 

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