The Chateau Diaries #210 PhiPhi. He's the first Real Housewife of Lalande

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Isn't Andrew of the pugs a hopeless vlogger? They seem to be doing a tour round France just to show themselves eating and drinking champagne in expensive restaurants and doing room tours in hotels like the Waldorf Astoria near Versailles. He is totally nouveau riche, taking his friends and Riccardo to all those places just to show off so everyone can see how much money he has. He is devoid of any personality and has nothing of any interest to present. At least Riccardo has a bit more life in him. I can't see that relationship lasting forever. The hotel staff must sigh when they see that lot arriving. The only saving grace is that he's not loud, he speaks so quietly that you can hardly hear him!
 
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That last patron flog was puerile and an utter insult to all the saps giving her money (not you @Karma baby! thanks for posting so I can cancel). She is just putting out dross. Bloody pathetic Potts and bringing all his shite games to clutter up the place until the next clearcut, they are so bleeping sad. Fanny and Pube haven't had time to get away what a joke 180 days away last year and a short holiday from what pouncing around her damp heap recording neglected chickens and peahens. Those junk shop finds not such a bargain with all the travel, van hire and losing rent on her London flat profligate pretend princess. I am furious they take the piss and still the cult gush and fawn. The red van another bargain still just rotting outside probably now with a dead battery because no one will have started it. She is a disgrace she needs a good shake she is vacuous, deluded, selfish and fake. Rant over
 
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Here you go haters and hags...
I have to ask forgiveness for the WhatsApp ding ding ding at some point in the video... My laptop captures the video by recording all the internal sounds and I forgot to log out of WhatsApp... and of course, I got several messages from my boyfriend right at the moment SJ was talking on the side of highway! 🤦‍♀️ 😂

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@Karma baby! you're a star!

What's up with her eyes at the beginning of this; she's almost got one at home and one away blinking independently of eachother.
 
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Yeah, I took it as being sarcastic.
I'm glad she was freezing cold.
It's nothing compared to the woman who was found dead in her home because she couldn't afford to heat her home.

At the start of the vid I think she had an eye infection.
Her right eye had the droops.
Then she appeared wearing her specs.
Probably too lazy to take out her contacts before bed.
botox gives you shrimp eye
 
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Isn't Andrew of the pugs a hopeless vlogger? They seem to be doing a tour round France just to show themselves eating and drinking champagne in expensive restaurants and doing room tours in hotels like the Waldorf Astoria near Versailles. He is totally nouveau riche, taking his friends and Riccardo to all those places just to show off so everyone can see how much money he has. He is devoid of any personality and has nothing of any interest to present. At least Riccardo has a bit more life in him. I can't see that relationship lasting forever. The hotel staff must sigh when they see that lot arriving. The only saving grace is that he's not loud, he speaks so quietly that you can hardly hear him!
He's like Mr Creasote. Eating all the profits

 
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Philip Janssen was able to hitch a ride back to the Netherlands with Michael Potts.
That is why Stephanie Jarvis did not film him being drop off in Paris.
It would explain why Philp Janssen has been missing for some time.

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I wonder if he's realised that boot polish is no longer up to the job and has had that beanie hat surgically attached. Probably a Harley Street specialist did that when he was in London.
 
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Clara, if Potty and Ruthy have split up, are they still living together, as they seemed to arrive and leave together at Christmas? Is Ruth then moving into LL as well or is MP keeping his flat in Amsterdam with R living there? I suppose we shouldn't be surprised at anything as all the usual elements of relationships get mixed up and blurred at LL with ex's and semi-ex's all staying around and hopping in and out of bed with each other. It seems anything goes at LL. At least, there is chemistry between Potty and Fanny. Do you think Nic and Marie are gradually distancing themselves from the bordello?

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He's like Mr Creasote. Eating all the profits
He's exactly like Mr Creosote!
 
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So how long were those sheets on her bed yuk, and the laundry room is a mess, if nobody puts her wash in the dryer it will be moldy when she gets back, but probably she was back herself and only drove PhiPhi to the local train station
So, in the patreon vlog, we see Fanny putting the Christmas bed sheet in the washing machine. Let's say that was about 20 January. This is the sheet that went on the bed around 6 December.

I wonder how many nights she actually spent in that bed during that time. I'm going to assume the sheet hadn't been washed in between those dates.
 
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Clara, if Potty and Ruthy have split up, are they still living together, as they seemed to arrive and leave together at Christmas? Is Ruth then moving into LL as well or is MP keeping his flat in Amsterdam with R living there? I suppose we shouldn't be surprised at anything as all the usual elements of relationships get mixed up and blurred at LL with ex's and semi-ex's all staying around and hopping in and out of bed with each other. It seems anything goes at LL. At least, there is chemistry between Potty and Fanny. Do you think Nic and Marie are gradually distancing themselves from the bordello?

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He's exactly like Mr Creosote!
Him and Dubey fake Elton should sign up to a look alike agency Brittany Ferries are always looking for suspect acts
 
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I was more of a Alan Parsons Project and Flock of Seagulls girl. For some reason I gravitated to the one hit wonders but I was also crazy about ELO.😉
 
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I'm glad she was freezing cold.
It's nothing compared to the woman who was found dead in her home because she couldn't afford to heat her home.

At the start of the vid I think she had an eye infection.
Her right eye had the droops.
Then she appeared wearing her specs.
Probably too lazy to take out her contacts before bed.
I only watched the start if the video. Fanny's weird eyes were freaking me out. I must say though, she looked remarkably unattractive. Obviously Phillip was hogging the makeup.
 
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I don't know what the delivery rates are in France and England but they are flipping expensive here.

Last week I bought a tea set at auction.
Edit: God that makes me sound like the china fondler. o_O
My quote for a courier to bring it up to Castlemaine from Melbourne was $400.
Fortunately the auction house showed mercy and will store it until we return to Melbourne mid Feb.

Even though it was a rigmarole hiring the van, it probably cost Steph less than having all that crap stuff delivered.

Sidenote: I did like the pink velvet Chesterfield. :LOL: It's very Living Etc. (English magazine)
Do we think Fanny would have tipped the guys who helped load the hire van? Largesse being easy when she's using someone else's money. I'm guessing anywhere between £20 and £50 each.
 
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It has been over for the longest time, since about when Stephanie Jarvis started shagging her former boyfriend (again, because basically they never stopped). To prevent trouble for the dear charlataine, who is publicly in a steady relationship with Philip Janssen (although us haters dare to differ), they keep their mouth shut about it. Pretending has become a requirement for all wannabe's at her CHMN.
Oooooooooooeh! So sad....I LOVE DRAMA!
snorts can count his lasts days at the dump, with potts there, his screen time will become less. We just need Teabag to come and stay for a while to eliminate snorts all togetger he will go willingly.
 
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I’m really taken by your comments, they resonated with me (and I’m sure many others) all the support you provide your family. I do the same and wanted to acknowledge the commitment is daily. When you said “I help more people in a week than she has in her whole life” followed by “we never see her do something nice for another person” - when you said everything involves Staph going on a trip, attending an event, eating food - no finer truth told there. All about the little princess Staph.
Fanny can be generous but, like you said, “we never see her do something nice for another person” out of compassion. People watching grabeaux are forgetting that empathy and generosity are not the same thing. Generosity is a sharing of resource, often disproportioned of what would be expected. Her generosity is financial and transactional "I gave you this so I expect that". None of that is empathic. Her viewers are asked to send gifts so she can feel adored and appreciated of. In return she donates money to a charity. They're mere footnotes in the description box.
 
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Since some of you have been kind enough to share beautiful photos of where you live, I thought I'd share a little slice of Seattle....


 
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Natti is away, so why on earth couldn't Amaury have taken his van, or if he hasn't still got it, hired one in France so that the van would end back there? She then wouldn't have needed to employ two men to load the van in London. Amaury and PJ could have managed, surely. She just pours money down the drain. She probably uses Patreon money as she thinks the things she's bought are part of "restoration". She also thinks that appearing to be a "ditzy", dumb blonde makes her attractive to her patrons who will be sympathetic as she needs to be looked after and supported. However, there's nothing attractive about a stupid, late middle aged bleached blonde courting sympathy for her own idiocy!
This is Fanny you're talking about so logic doesn't apply. Her grifting isn't even logic. The grift is as easy to pick apart as the shell on a hard boiled egg, because she's a moron.
 
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