It reminds me of the random tat one finds in the middle east, "Hello, hello my friend! I give for you good price!" According to my new "best friends forever", it was "special price" and "antique".
The first sign something was amiss was when the genie lamp failed to actually produce a genie! I did buy a fake Tag Heuer watch for $10 though (it has a mood ring type background!), and still have it- my jeweler, "WHY would you even BUY this? And make me change the battery? Your old Fossil watch is worth more than this!" "Hey man, my "friend" said it is legit!" I do think he and his staff find it hilarious- "Of all the crap you bring us from your adventures to sort out, this is the most abysmal. Please DO NOT tell anyone you use us!" (Presents star sapphire from Afghanistan, "Make THIS into a ring!" and suddenly ALL is forgiven.)