The handyman is Dan the gardener.
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A rare glimpse of the ceiling in one of the farmhouse rooms…it just screams Fanny! The lighting is reminiscent of “a Derek Jarvis original.” 
He is no longer Dan The Man.
It's now Dan The head.
Slopping the coffee all over the ship.
I wanted to flick him across the head with a Chux.
Her actions at Easter (and all the Easters past) were abysmal. Look, I get it that not everyone is a fan of children (or other people's children), but let the little crumb catchers have a win- after all, Fanny, you're hosting this event. But NO, FANNY MUST BE #1! It was quite embarrassing to watch her make an arse out of herself to one-up 5-year olds.
Does anyone else watch Dr Grande - he is absolutely hilarious at times and today I was actually laughing out loud at this analysis.
I wish he could do Fanny............
I wish he could do Fanny............
It could well be.
Initially I thought the handyman was Amaury because he was doing stuff all, so had plenty of time to do handyman jobs.
Steph could be paying Dan cash in hand.
Plus when not in Morocco he seems to spend a lot of time at the HMN.
I find it curious Dan is at the chateau and is friendly with Steph, as we were informed he and Steph had had a falling out.
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Oooh no I didn’t.
note to self, do not buy ritz crackers and primula cheese in Sainsburys tomorrow.
I had cheesymite on toast when I visited in October
Oh my god.A rare glimpse of the ceiling in one of the farmhouse rooms…it just screams Fanny! The lighting is reminiscent of “a Derek Jarvis original.”
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What a great capture.
It gives a whole new meaning to boob lights.
Okay I have a hypothesis.
Baring in mind that Fanny has been messing with timelines.....................all vlogs could be very old and, in fact, the Castle (Sic), the Chapel AND the lake have already been fixed up and we've just metaphorically been asleep!?
Sort of like Bobby Ewing (Dallas) dying in a car crash and his wife wakes up and it's all been a dream and she finds him in the shower.
(this has also been put forward as an explanation for Harry and Megan's current stance as compared to the Oprah interview) - could be plausible and it's US who have just dreamed it all. All the falling down walls, the lack of progress, the trips overseas avoiding the Castle and it's problems etc.
What do you guys reckon?
Baring in mind that Fanny has been messing with timelines.....................all vlogs could be very old and, in fact, the Castle (Sic), the Chapel AND the lake have already been fixed up and we've just metaphorically been asleep!?
Sort of like Bobby Ewing (Dallas) dying in a car crash and his wife wakes up and it's all been a dream and she finds him in the shower.
(this has also been put forward as an explanation for Harry and Megan's current stance as compared to the Oprah interview) - could be plausible and it's US who have just dreamed it all. All the falling down walls, the lack of progress, the trips overseas avoiding the Castle and it's problems etc.
What do you guys reckon?
I have tried cheesy mite.Oooh no I didn’t.
note to self, do not buy ritz crackers and primula cheese in Sainsburys tomorrow.
I had cheesymite on toast when I visited in October
It was saltiness overload and made me awfully thirsty.
I think not.
Is he receptive to viewer suggestions?
I have a pitbull. He's the sweetest most gentle lovie dog. I almost said "pup" but he's huge!...LOL
I also wondered who that song was aimed at. I was hoping it wasn't aimed at Annalise. I like her
Steph holds the crown out to her but isn't shown throwing it.I forgot about the cake !!!
Miracle of Miracles Nasty's Niece ( say that quick five times!
Yes she did chuck that paper tiara at the poor girl too Rexy !
You can bet Fanny went to bed in a very bad mood and she did not have the Helping Squirrel to try to calm her down . Quel Dommage !!!!
There must have been some post editing.
Oh the canned 'cocktail' sausages.. I used to think they were sooo fancy..We always had a can or two of Cheese Whizz in the cupboard. My mother, who loved all new conveniences, including convenience foods, would make canapes using them. Since the nozzle was fluted, it looked quite professional. A sprinkling of paprika, sliced olive, or sprig of parsley, et voila! party time. They came in all kinds of weird flavors, such as, swiss, pimento, bacon and cheddar. She would serve them for one of her bridge nights along with Vienna sausages on toothpicks in some kind of sauce in a chafing dish, big bowls Lays potato chips with clam dip and a bottomless pitcher of very dry martinis. I'm not sure how much bridge was played but there was a lot of laughter coming from those card tables!
Your house has a very soft & natural feel to it. Looks like your air conditioner might run a little cold. Have you thought about installing two ceiling fans?A rare glimpse of the ceiling in one of the farmhouse rooms…it just screams Fanny! The lighting is reminiscent of “a Derek Jarvis original.”
it just appeared ! Lets face it .... we Know Squirrel Boyfriend did not carry it there !
LOL, he even received a community guildeline strike for the children in the septic tank stunt. - He didn't upload anything for 7 days?
An epiphany cake before Epiphany?
*Insert dame Maggie Smith smugness*This is the smartest thing I've read here in a long time. Including spell checking own posts.
"I'll have that drink now Carson"
Yes - he analyses peoples' recommendations -but I have a feeling Fanny isn't enough well known.................
just forget about it, like crappy chatleaine was.
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