The Chateau Diaries #196 Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started

[HalcyonOrganic]

.i get the feeling Dan wants Amauries cock in his ass...Dan giggles like a horny springchicken...ready to be taken... i always got the feeling Dan is a bit bicurious...

…. And now please explain where the problem is.

Perhaps he has a fetish for straight married daddy bears?

And where is the problem here?

 

[C'est moi]

Either that or proving tattlers wrong, that he and Philip can co-habitate. Remember when tattle says "Jump", Stephanie asks "how high?"

Speaking of. I wonder what this means for Stephanie's timeline, did Billy indirectly put holes in her timeline?


Oh, I would love to hear. Nothing salacious, but funny stories...

I don't think there was anything indirect about Billy putting holes in fanny's timeline. And she's too dumb to realise that was another poke at her.

 

[billybudd]

Dick is now like a walking stomach.
If he doesn't do something about his gut, he will be in an early grave.

His sisters and mother, I believe, once came to his shittoo, each one more massive than the next. Angel and they who shall not be mentioned are expanding too.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

I think the Pethericks will not actively host a person in their unheated chateau. The family live in the manageable out buildings in the wintertime to defray the costs. And wisely, I might add.

we do the same...but we dont ship our staff off to another chateau... have to say ..we have payed staff..no volunteers...i always feel that somebody who works needs to be payed...only the sun goes up for free....

 

[Fennelbug]

Ah, so we now know why Sir Snorts had a cob on, he knew his nemesis was coming to commandeer Fanny and titivate all the baubles up in Narnia. Y’all can say a lot about Micky boy but he’s Mr Charisma next to the balding twerp.
Bahaha, for once I can’t wait for the advent flogs. *opens a packet of Revels and leans in to get a better look*

Philip needs to go home. Or at least stay out of the vlogs. He is terrible for Stephanie’s brand and I think finally she has realised it. She needs to make good on her promise to keep him out of the spotlight. Bone him or whatever- Stephanie- but if he ruins one more video of anything anytime- all your work is down the drain.

Ah, so we now know why Sir Snorts had a cob on, he knew his nemesis was coming to commandeer Fanny and titivate all the baubles up in Narnia. Y’all can say a lot about Micky boy but he’s Mr Charisma next to the balding twerp.
Bahaha, for once I can’t wait for the advent flogs. *opens a packet of Revels and leans in to get a better look*

I think Christmas has been saved!

 

[Madame de Pompanddoodoo]

Too far to tell but looks a lot like a collapsed copper rain hopper and downspout. I’m also curious about the scrawniness of the courtyard trees on the scaffolding! Don’t look too healthy!

I thought that too. All but invisible now the leaves have fallen.

 

[Le Comte de Monte Cristo]

…. And now please explain where the problem is.



And where is the problem here?

there is no problem as i am concerned..i am very open minded... but i hate closet gays...the ones who go out in the park at night..and have a wife and kids.at home .i so hate that..be open and honest...it lasts...lies always catch up with you in the end...

 

[Gertrude Maud]

His sisters and mother, I believe, once came to his shittoo, each one more massive than the next. Angel and they who shall not be mentioned are expanding too.

I saw that program.
They came for either Easter or Christmas. I forget as it's been a while.
And you said it, they are big girls.

When I look at Dick's tummy I think of my friend who had the same, and died of stomach cancer.

 

[Lochness Monster]

I always wondered if one of the reasons Michael had stayed away from the Shito was Phillip. Of course, he has multiple other excuses to not be there but, now he says he'll be back so???? Didn't see hide nor HAIR of philleep in The Petherick's latest vlog. Perhaps that is good news for the holidays. Michael is coming back and Philip is gone. A Holiday miracle!!!

My feeling is the access to unlimited booze.....

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What is the thing I've circled in red? Any ideas?

Looks like spare flexibl flue hose?
Maybe Phi Phi has had colonic irrigation

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

dont talk in riddles sweety.....spit it out..

There was a (British/American) tattler whom I fought with over Michael. I found some posts very suspicious, especially language wise and to what occasions they have been posted.
That tattler posted a YouTube video in German. Why would an English speaker post a video in German, when they dont understand the language to know what’s going on?

 

[MadameChat]

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What do you mean Petheric is coming to stay the night?
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There he goes Petheric is leaving! Weeeeee!
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What do you mean Petheric is coming back? SJ you have never hugged me like that, never.

Your pics of the little squirrels are so cute they’re in danger of making me feel sorry for PhiPhi

 

[Beachgirl]

As I have become VIP and am able to name the next thread I have been trying to think up Witty headings. Nothing I have thought up so far comes close to the saying by @Patriciarella who said
‘When I become VIP I want to be allowed to burn the pillow with Snorty’s face on it’
So I nominate this as the next thread title.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

Philip needs to go home. Or at least stay out of the vlogs. He is terrible for Stephanie’s brand and I think finally she has realised it. She needs to make good on her promise to keep him out of the spotlight. Bone him or whatever- Stephanie- but if he ruins one more video of anything anytime- all your work is down the drain.


I think Christmas has been saved!

I will happily send Fanny a selection of intimate lady toys to the grabeaux if she banishes PhiPhi permanently!

 

[Lochness Monster]

Well I said I wondered if the 2k given during Micheals live chat by Stephainie was payment to come back to Lalalland. Luna20 he is asking for appearence fees.

Was Stephainies comment bring the little one back a dig at Billy's size, as someone said the older one and she repeated little one.

Alexander not been in a good space lately, something has happen back in Austria in one of Ryans vlog he asked him how he was after the phone call from home. Alexander replied he was feeling tired and was sick. Tried to find it but can't .

Lalalnde is not going to be a great space for him. Yes re Alexander and Billy di you se Billys face when ALexander started to cry??

Alexander is very vunerable.Lalande is the last place he needs unless....he befriends squirrel. Whilst....at Billys they look out for him keep him fed and busy and valued.
His world in Austria will be competitive. How he met Billy will remain an unknown. Hes been asked about it but in true Petherick brush off . No real reason given.
Billy along with all the clan look out for themselves as a priority. They are chancers and opportunists. As in Im alright jack...when the tough gets going its survival of fittest

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

there is no problem as i am concerned..i am very open minded... but i hate closet gays...the ones who go out in the park at night..and have a wife and kids.at home .i so hate that..be open and honest...it lasts...lies always catch up with you in the end...

you mean like

 

[billybudd]

Apologies for being off topic, I’m floored with a virus at the moment so any vlogs you can recommend to help pass the day would be greatly appreciated. It sounds like we have similar taste. Thank you

Martijn Doolaard and French Farmhouse Diaries for nitty gritty DIY. Doolaard is restoring shepherds' huts in the Italian alps singlehandedly and Budo and Tracy are singlehandedly, and with Budo's professional wordworking and constro skills, restoring a Norman farmhouse, orchard, garden and cottage.

 

[vitanova]

Either that or proving tattlers wrong, that he and Philip can co-habitate. Remember when tattle says "Jump", Stephanie asks "how high?"

Speaking of. I wonder what this means for Stephanie's timeline, did Billy indirectly put holes in her timeline?


Oh, I would love to hear. Nothing salacious, but funny stories...

yes, like what maxima likes to eat.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

Christmas present

 

[billybudd]

Oh wow my husband is also a Christmas day baby! I try to make his birthday even more special for him because It always seems he gets overlooked with all the commotion of Christmas. (He gets a cheesecake)
I am going to have to try a British Christmas cake.. all we have here is a nasty ,nasty fruitcake which is very rare that anyone likes it…And that reminds me, Fanny has not said anything about her Christmas cake…

So interesting, all the different Christmas cake recipes and preferences.
This apparently is the classic, or one of the classic, British or English ones, per Jane Grigson's English Food, good enough to be used by the blogger professionally.

#15 Christmas Cake

This is the first time I've been able to add an entry whilst making a dish. Yes, it's time for (#15) Christmas Cake . The idea being I can t...

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[Marquis de Potpourri]

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What is the thing I've circled in red? Any ideas?

Looks like a leftover chimney flue liner.

Everyone may be too busy (or lazy) to put that away!