The Chateau Diaries #195 Fraudster Fanny & fraudsters Fleuries, pot and kettle!

[pasta_aldente]

Because this may get scrubbed in the comments. I leave it here.

 

[Le Baiseur]

I'm grateful to have found such a kind, intelligent, hilarious, and vicious group of people to have spent the last year with. If you're Palm Springs adjacent, come on by - it's just me and the critters and all dis food.

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Morning !
I have just watched the Gift Grab.......... confession time ..... I Love those pink wine glasses they got for Free.

Those pink stems are worth at a minimum $50 a stem. 16 of them = $800. Guesstimate for all of the glassware sent, probably $3000. I’m probably a bit low. I’m a dealer. I know.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

Nicolas Fairfraud has set up a Patreon page.
His reason: he is stuck, because he is only able to make content using the minimal resources he has, and thus needs financial help so he can go to places to vlog from and about! He badly needs help to live elegantly!

https://www.patreon.com/nicolasfairford

 

[Hemerocallis]

A bit of scary storytelling by the Irish Mammy aka DB.
ENJOY!
change into my Sunday best jogging bottoms( not that I have any desire to jog I might add!!), I polish my crocs & head over to the Chateau for dinner......

Brenda really dressed up for the dinner at shitto: sweatpants and crocs, wow!

"Anyone who wears sweatpants has lost control of their life."

 

[Gertrude Maud]

Why is she still on Youtube? Yes, I am talking FRK. To be someone with something to "offer", I would have thought you had to have skills, beauty, charisma, surprising content, something to draw people in and keep them watching. In my opinion she has seen what Stephanie can get/do, and she believes she can too. Did she not even utter something about a chateau at one point? Total delusion. Stephanie makes men do things for her, she has charisma. FRK would just make you want to run!
At the moment FRK has youth on her side, but as far as I can tell that is all. She ought to set some realistic goals and forget about fame and fortune for very little "work" filming herself. Was she not looking for George Clooney? Nick the tree surgeon would be punching! Not being mean, but a touch of reality would be a good thing in her world.
We enjoyed watching Mr. Bean's ancient castle, and his wife was far less irritating when edited by Snorts. Interesting castle they've got there, enticing secrets and rooms. Mr. Bean's English must make Snorts & Stephanie giggle secretly at bedtime,- he talks just the way "The French" talk in old Monty Python films.
As much as I appreciate watching those great castles...oh I am so glad of my own smaller, cleaner, safer, and pretty hassle free abode. I'm not doing anything in it myself, just live and enjoy. If something needs doing, my wife makes sure it gets done,- and I usually don't even see the faces of those who do. In fact, it is just like living in a hotell, just that I'm the owner. I would hate "Chateau life".
Am I right in saying that there are now 3 trolls here as well as 15 haters? Welcome Trolls, you'll be just fine here. But we shall not welcome any queer bashers, fat shamers, or haters of menopausal women. I will kick those out myself. See, I'm quite protective of you all
Before I leave, have the gay pair staying at Lalande been giving Dan instructions "How to tie a scarf" ? Either that, or he has a woman in his life.

Before I leave, have the gay pair staying at Lalande been giving Dan instructions "How to tie a scarf" ? Either that, or he has a woman in his life.

I noticed the scarf and thought, Hmmmm?

 

[graciemckitten]

I wonder how many people have been sold identical titles.

Since F4F is a 50 % discount Shittelaine, perhaps she could shave 5% off her Shittelaine empire, and sell .001% Shittelaine of LieLande titles to the masses to raise money to pay someone to haul wood up to her suite this winter. Each .001% Shittelaine would receive a cast off or throw away item from the gift grab if they agree to pay for postage and Nuttys time in mailing the item. Of course, Ñutty would have up to 5 years to respond to any such request and you have to agree to take the risk of being sent spoiled expired food items.

A hedgehog at LieLand would be named in your honor or your name/initials could be written in crayon on one of the wallpapered rooms. For an additional donation, a drawing of a dick in your color choice of crayon could be inserted into the background of the wallpaper, drawn on a wall, on the back of the paneling to be installed in the grande salon, or on F4F’s bed frame.

You may or may not be invited to speak at a cocktail party with the French government officials about your .001% Shittelaine title.

 

[ComtesseRose]

I made it... New thread

The Chateau Diaries #196 Nothing ever gets finished and often never even started | Tattle Life

Reported

 

[Iolair]

"I have of late - but wherefore I know not, lost my mirth."
Act II, scene II - Hamlet. W.S.

So tired with back pain. I'll continue to read, but for now I've nothing to add until my mirth joins me once again.

I enjoin you all to take care of each other - please - do it despite the recent bitching. Best wishes, stay safe all.

 

[HalcyonOrganic]

I think thats the easiest language I’ve e er tried to learn

 

[OhIDontKnow...]

Happy Thanksgiving Tattlers! I am grateful for a snuggly fire, a snuggly puppy (suck it PhiPhi), a snuggly hubby, my snuggly pjs, and peace and quiet in my world right now.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Because this may get scrubbed in the comments. I leave it here.

Of all the things to be offended about- sweet Lord these people are all utter whack jobs.Fanny is English so to celebrate Thanksgiving is a nonsense anyway and just content to appeal to her US audience and seemingly offend Canadians

 

[ComtesseRose]

Oh Comtesse, I thought you wrote that we live in a world of Kahlua.

If we did, I'd have a White Russian Pool.

 

[Madame No]

I think they were sight impaired.

Knit one, sip one, purl one, sip one.

 

[LadyRed]

She got him there for advent because he’s talented and has an artistic eye. She knows Support Squirrel is hopeless.

I don't know about you ladies and gents but there is nothing less attractive than a man-child.

A previous paramour of mine got into the bad habit of expecting or even demanding I baby him. I let it go for a while until I had enough and had to tell the man that I can continue to baby him but that he should not expect any conjugal activities at the end of the day as no normal mother wants to shag their baby. That sure cured him immediatly.

 

[Marquis de Potpourri]

I begrudgingly think that Stephanie may have had the chimneys cleaned each year, (probably not) however, a man with a very long pole and a round brush on the end will never get the chimney as clean as a mechanised cleaner.

Or it could have been a squirrel armed with a toothbrush.

 

[Hemerocallis]

I was under the impression that the gifts were to be sold and money given to charity. Am I making this up? Or was this a thing at the beginning or the gift grabs, but in time they decided to just keep the things they got that are expensive/valuable? (Meaning that they wouldn't have to go through all the trouble of trying to sell stuff, cause that would mean some type of "work".)

No, she stated the revenue from the gift grab channel was given to charities. But since may 2021 or so she didn't mention to which charity, so tattle thinks that its going to a charity called Stephanmememe

 

[KiKiGee]

Deborra Strom
1 day ago
Looks like Amurey was wrestling a giant octopus!! I always imagined him doing something like that in a movie!! Lol

 

[ploppityplop2]

Had to chortle.
Phi Phi at Amy and Marc’s chateau. He is gliding down the stairs and says to Stephanie, these would be perfect for a ball gown and he looked very knowingly at her.
Mmm and is it just me. Corridors are in schools, hallways are in homes.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

@Clara Burnett

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This letter doesn't refute the content of the posts from @Clara Burnett but I suppose it does show how hurtful gossip can be.