The Chateau Diaries #18 Porky mitts and porky pies

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Be a good Tattler and make a faux (spy) account! I did. (**evil laugh**)
 
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Me neither. If anyone clicks on his instagram story then he can see who you are. Bit like when he popped himself on LinkedIn & would be able to see who looked at his profile. If he is in Madrid then it looks like he hasn't broken any rules as it seems it is legal to travel between France & Spain. Even if it seems unlikely that he could justify it as necessary travel. If he's not in Madrid & is really sat in his bedroom reading us on Tattle then it's a win for Tattlers. We make more interesting content than he does quite clearly
 
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Norris, please don't ever leave!
 
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It's not about the food, sweetie...it's never about the food.
Norris, please don't ever leave!
I think the only people who really know her... are the people from Emmaus..thinking.. oh thank god there she is...again...we can get rid of some crap..
 
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What do you mean? Her shopping ensemble was magnetic!
She matches almost everything in the canned foods section.

 
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I am no doctor, but looking at the way he walks and yesterday looking at his son’s walking, I think they have knock knees and the little boy should be taken to a doctor, not spending money on lamps!
What a heap of crap that chandelier was.. he was robbed..they must see the British coming and up their prices. Seriously! Should have listened to Ernest!
 
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Just watched the vlog you all forced me to watch! It’s all lies. She could NOT have been at that supermarket before 12 noon. She doesn’t get up until 2pm any day!
 
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RK is so weak and boring it’s really frightfully sad. Her arrangements are sad as well. I’ve not seen one floral arrangement she’s done that I can say I love. PS I was in that business so I’m very aware of floral style and taste
 
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She needs to see that palm reader again as her floral career in IG isn't taking off.
 
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Two things.
1) I detest yellow on sallow skinned blondes
2) I detest anyone who stops their makeup at the jawline exposing frightening white necks.

She needs to see that palm reader again as her floral career in IG isn't taking off.
Oh yes... the palm reader told me I’d be great at floral creation so I went off to create florals...... mon Dieu !!!!
 
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Different topic. This is something I have been mulling over since the Egyptologist popped up and interviewed the "queen". It occurred to me again watching her talk about how you tube saved me. The stories keep changing. This is the part that continues to puzzle me. How are you depressed when you have the energy, will, and positive spirit to travel, travel, travel, but you are too depressed to work on your home??? I just do not get it? How does she expect us to swallow this? Then in this latest vlog, the story again seemed to shift to "we ran out of money". It was aaaaaaalllllllll gone. Not a lick of work could be done. 300 thous swallowed into the building envelope of the chateau. What could I do???? The only thing left for me was to draaaaaaggggg my depressed self off on more hols for which I had no money and could barely sustain myself.
Anybody else??? Comments??? WTH!!!
 
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