The Chateau Diaries #175 The lonely chair is where Philip sits after being Potty's fluffer

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Morning. I’m new here. Watched Mme Flog about her patron experience and realised I was NOT alone and that lead me as a ‘ lurker’ here. I also watched Jules vlogs.
I was a lower tier patron and sadly/ annoyingly sent one of the first ever gifts to her to be filmed. I feel like asking for it back seeing as I was conned.
CD did amuse me during lockdown but I quickly realised things did NOT add up and she is a fabricator. It was me who rang the heating engineer….Nathan.
I do not have the qualifications of many here with French if tax etc but I can see a scam!
i am trying to find out who went to school with her and more about the so called care home.

The EDP local Framlingham paper must have archives!
And why did Gerry’s present get unwrapped or was that another gift to herself?
 
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Me neither. Some of us know some things. None of us know everything. I'll go and Google.
Google doesn't provide and answer.
I'm really quite astonished in some people not knowing what Tasmania is.
I'm even more astonished to find out that Google doesn't know what Tasmania is.
My Google search produces 236 million results for Tasmania (Note to Tassie: please do better ).
(And 3.9 million for Tasmanian Jelly - though admittedly this does include jelly fish - and 247 thousand for bush jelly jam).

But of course Fanny was trying to say she didn't know what Tasmania Jelly is, but it came out as "I don't know what Tasmania is"...
Thereby making her look even more of a stupid fool than ever.

So anyway, Tasmanian Jelly is like quince jam, but usually made with pollen from the flowering gum nuts of the Australian lemon myrtle eucalyptus tree and often referred to as "Bush Jelly". It's highly recommended and quite divine. It has subtle lemon flavour, a little spicey, that's lovely on scones and cakes with Australian King Island Cream, a cream so heavenly that it's the preferred cream served at Windsor Castle).
 
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I'm pretty sure that someone on here, maybe Clara, said that SJ once used the altar in the chapel as a buffet table for a party. I am not religious but she has a total lack of respect for the chapel despite pretending to her religious supporters and to the previous owner's family that she does respect it. Everything about her is fake, exemplified by her crossing herself when entering that other chapel and copying someone else. Why don't people see what is so obvious?
 
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The Dowager is quite simply bored by her daughter’s birthday obsession and Gay Twink “ boyfriend”. The ribbon was in fact more interesting than watching the narcissistic gift opening!!!! I, myself, would rather stare at the Crapmore vase than a pillow and painting of the Gay Twink. Whomever the artist is, don’t quit your day job!
 
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Yes looking all pious is such a wank. At a Buddhist retreat in the Himalayas we had a German guy who sat up front and did the pious, rolling of the eyes backwards, nodding....... Our Australian nun(Robina Courtin(?) couldn't take it after a day and exploded that his "look" wasn't getting him anywhere, to perhaps listen and learn and be more respectful! I was sitting near another Aussie that day and he asked a question to the nun that as he had been a worker in an abattoir (killing), been a pub bouncer(violence), been a miner(raping of the earth)was there any hope for him! She replied with "Darlin, you are here now and that is all that matters." Stays with me forever.
 
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For him to stop cackling behind the camera it is very telling indeed. I think it's a case of him being jealous that the fans enjoy seeing Stephanie interact with Michael more than him. He doesn't want Michael in her life since he will outshine him if Steph for eg brings him on her grand tour.

agreed.
 
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Tasmania is a state of Australia. Tasmania is heaven. Watch David Attenborough in Tas. Tasmania does not want or need that loser to ever visit!
Oh, I read it that Fanny didn't know what A Tasmania was. Implying it was a thing like A Bakewell or A Madeira or An Eccles or A Chelsea Bun or A Welsh Rarebit or A Bourbon or A Tablet.
And no I guess you wouldn't want her there!!
 
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Iolair chook, with an i, not an L.

But no, I don't actually drink Bundy, never have. I drink scotch.
I'm happy to go with Australian sparkling wines for a drinking game. I adore Aussie bubbly and will drink anything from Seaview Brut de Brut to Pink Cockatoo Ridge. I especially like Deviation Road and Arras when I'm feeling particularly indulgent. "Beautiful" is the paarfect word for a Fanny and co drinking game, but let's add Snort's "oh how cute" and "so pretty" for extra points!
 
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OMG, that is truly nasty. Especially even more so from someone with such a lack of commendable physical attributes himself.
If I actually liked anyone at the HMN, I would be tempted to give them a "golden" piece of advice when they read Tattle, would save them hours. BUT, as I don't, I am not going to!
 
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It suddenly make sense that Dolly the sheep was cloned by a Scottish research group: They were just preparing for mass production of Johnny the Bonnie

I would certainly order one!
 
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Perhaps the Bros of Decay are looking for a place to retire to? Afterall, the ruin that is LieLande is kinda their thing.
 
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So, they're engaged now?
PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES!

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Mr. Jackpot
I noticed that his shiny black painted scalp played rather a starring role in Sunday's vlog when he was sitting at the kitchen table jeering Chloe.
Did no-one ever tell him, "people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones?".
If I were his mother, I would be staging an intervention PDQ. Enough is, enough now!
And, for the love of God, has he not yet learnt how to trim his excuse for a beard properly yet?

I like their channel too and they obviously work extremely hard. Their back story is really interesting too.
Their comments are very telling. They obviously are not fans of Stephanie Jarvis.
 
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