The Chateau Diaries #170 Lately, oatmeal is more interesting than The Chateau Diaries!

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Sounds like my life story right there. Except I have a boy and girl.
 
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Does anyone recognise the mountains in her plane photo? Then we can have a game guessing where she is going.
Interesting... No Transavia flights from Limoges, which means they are flying from somewhere else. Most popular destinations with Transavia is to Greece...
All destinations served by our flights – Transavia

Edit: Unless the mountains portrayed are the Pyrenees, and that they're all headed for Larkin's Portugese holiday home...
 
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No no I'm sure it too many Oats.

Does anyone recognise the mountains in her plane photo? Then we can have a game guessing where she is going.
You know I started to look up where that airline flies from & looking at destinations & whether there was a link with a cruise port starting point..& then I realised you're giving her far too much attention. You remember the Dan scenario where we all played guess the destination..
I thought to myself - I don't actually care where she is or says she is or pretends how long she's gone for. Sorry Fanny you're a bore now.
 
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Exactly that. As for her pumped up Pubey travel companion what a waste of space he is. He looks like Ronald McDonald's Love child with his luminous red rinse. What a pointless pretentious ponce
 
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It seems SJ taking a break from filming is code that Nic's lovely wife (and her son) are also done with the pink phone in their face.
 
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Welcome aboard.
 
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No a cheaper offshoot of KLM and AirFrance
 
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No no I'm sure it too many Oats.

Does anyone recognise the mountains in her plane photo? Then we can have a game guessing where she is going.
Judging by the pretty shadows in the landscape beneath the plane, and an apparently early a.m. flight, my guess is one of the Greek islands. Somewhere south east of France, anyway!

The usual mad timetable - middle of the night drive to the airport for a 3 hour pre departure check in. Then a few days on the no-vlog- holiday (perhaps Nick the Baghead made zero filming a condition of the invitation), return trip all in a rush to get from the airport to Lalande in time for another courgette-themed* dinner with B&B guests...every chance the plane will be delayed - it's August, peak holiday season, air traffic control across European countries have a reputation for going on strike. Barely time to take the cases out of the car and away she goes again, zooming to the Channel Tunnel and under La Manche to be reunited with Mr & Mrs Attfield. Enough time in England to celebrate her birthday before loading up the octagenarians and their luggage for the return drive to Lalande. Snortikins at her side throughout, in a sulk as there's neithert toile to twirl nor china to fondle.

Lunacy. But soooooooo Lalande.

* Memo to Kistie and/or Pavlova: cut the courgettes befode they turn into marrows.
 
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I love this

And, oh the horror, imagine being so flustered she completely forgot to film the main course and dessert!
Like we freakin' care about more roasted courgettes stuffed with (guess what?!) zucchini, and courgette flavoured iceceam with zucchini cake.
 
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I’m with you on that one, I know he’s been a bit of a berk but he is personable and he was a good influence on Fanny as far as renovation and content, probably not such a good influence in regards to the drinking. I wonder if she misses those lasagnas and espresso martinis
 
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Why does everything have to be 'a secret'? That's one way in which the vlogs have certainly changed.

Are there industrial spies trying to steal Amaury's revolutionary hinge design, so they can get a head start and launch first in the competitive global market of hidden chateau doors?

Are we supposed to believe there are hordes of paparazzi staking out the airports of France, so they can get an exclusive on where the chatelaine is going for yet another holiday?

Get over yourself, woman!
 
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"P.S. I hate fascism in any form it may take place, be it a right or left movement, be it under the appearance of a democracy or a dictatorship and unfortunately today that is where the world is heading."
Hugo Boss are currently hunting their archives for uniform designs.
 
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I dont get it...Fanny has a place in France...no neighbors..lots of space..nature..Why is that mad woman always on the run..travels, roadtrips..omg..the roads in France are stuck with traffic, peage..airtravel these days..a .complete nightmare....We have our place in France for centuries..when i was young, the weather in France was always better than in The Netherlands..but the last 10 or 15 years or so...its just te same..I sometimes wonder why we keep the place there...only for two months a year..It gives income..but also some difficulties sometimes..and we have to pay the housekeepers...I enjoy being home...not being on the road all the time..whats the point having a place like that...and hardly ever spend time there...she could better buy an appartment in Paris...she doesnt even enjoy the french lifestyle...
 
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I wonder if the caretakers cottage is earmarked for Natti and Amauri? I doubt very much if they have been ‘pigging’ it in one of the attic rooms. They are probably in one of the apartments... either Mummy’s or maybe Potty’s at the moment, but these are prime rental opportunities so I cannot imagine Stephanie leaving them out of the rental schedule for long. Even if the long delayed Natti’s apartment gets finished, it will be too small for a couple.
 
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According to Facebook they have flown somewhere. Who in the heck paid for that???? Did the Hedgehog service the pilot in exchange for passage???? How many trips has this pair taken in the last year at the expense of Patreon?????
Ah but we can't be too hard on them as they were working trips... gondolas, fine dining, safaris, the list goes on but they were working at each location recording content for her cult. Therefore they could not entirely relax and enjoy the whole experience... What a load of tosh...This activity is normal for most people who visit different holiday locations, capturing highlights of their experiences. I took the grandchildren to a local farm yesteray and guess what, I took videos and shared with their parents... I wasn't working I was enjoying the day and capturing memories. The only difference with SJ is she edits and shares with viewers.
 
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It's 'Spodey' sense dahling, Spodey.
 
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