The Chateau Diaries #168 The bell Toiles for thee, Stephaneeee.

[KiKiGee]

Ron VERMONT
15 minutes ago
I’m sorry too much for me . Less is more ! Clutter everywhere. You don’t need to go to another Fair or shop for yrs. Enjoy Nature, & Food ! The Chapel we’re is the Artist? It’s August. The Grand Salon seams it’s on hold ? Pergola , I’m 80 yrs old I can finish it in 2 days , let’s go summer almost over. Keep the positive Energy flowing. Remember that planing board, you checked off things as the were completed. Bring it back!

J B
2 hours ago
24:59 how funny... As soon as Philip says "I have a thought" , the video paused and a commercial comes up for a local business for hiring an attorney...... I am not sure if you can select when commercials pop up but if you do and did... that was perfect.

Margo Cilag
3 hours ago
It's such a pity the company Stephanie talks about in this vlog ships only within the US! I did the taste palate test and wanted to order the wines but the website says you need to give a US zip code and doesn't process the order without it. And the price it shows at checkout isn't 55 dollars but 63. I guess the offer is just for American viewers.

Karen King
7 hours ago
Smoking, drinking and eating poor innocent animals. I can no longer watch this you tube channel.

 

[Beachgirl]

Well, I was asleep…you woke me up! But that’s ok…I need to start my day

Wow 2pm that is a late start.

This is what I imagine SJ being confronted by angry Patreons on Patreon Day to be like.

How many guests will turn up wearing, yellow, Toile or just in dirty Emmaus clothing picked up on the way to the chateau.

 

[Fennelbug]

Where is that hilarious video of the twerp doing his Charleston a few threads back-I mean seriously he is someone even his own Mum must find hard to love, I literally want to repeatedly slap his chubby chipmunk cheeks.

His lack of charisma is breathtaking.

 

[billybudd]

Well, even if Fanny is going to cancel the Association meeting, the non-salmonella outdoor menus with what's in season in France in September don't need to be called off.
Looking forward to the popsicles, myself. And the bowl of fruit. The turnips and grape vinaigrette. Fig tapenade. Walnut sauce. Plum compote. The coffee. The gateau aux noix.

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Vichyssoise in a Cup
Open Faced Ham and French Butter on Wheat Baguette
Homemade Cornichons, Lalande Honey Mustard
Salad of Roasted Bacon-Glazed Turnips on Chevre with Green Grape Vinaigrette
Greengage Plums, Nectarines, Pears, and Figs in a Bowl of Icecubes, Tarragon Syrup for Dipping
Walnut and Walnut Oil Cake
Rosé Wine Punch with Peaches and Nectarines
Really Good French Demitasse

Cold peach and cucumber soup
Cool Tarragon Chicken
Cool Spinach Pasta with Ligurian Walnut Sauce
Homemade Peach Ice Cream, Raspberry Sauce, Amaretti
Greengage Plums, Nectarines, Pears, and Figs in a Bowl of Icecubes, Tarragon Syrup for Dipping
Rosé Wine Punch with Peaches and Nectarines
Really Good French Demitasse

Cool soupe au pistou
Shooter’s Sandwich
Plum torte, cold plum and white wine compote
Greengage Plums, Nectarines, Pears, and Figs in a Bowl of Icecubes, Tarragon Syrup for Dipping
Rosé Wine Punch with Peaches and Nectarines
Really Good French Demitasse

Nectarine Popsicles with Chili and Lime
Salade Nicoise
Toasts with Fresh Fig Tapenade
Maida Heatter’s Best Damn Lemon Cake, Raspberry Coulis
Greengage Plums, Nectarines, Pears, and Figs in a Bowl of Icecubes, Tarragon Syrup for Dipping
Rosé Wine Punch with Peaches and Nectarines
Really Good French Demitasse

 

[Fennelbug]

A 25 y/o she doesn’t have to boink and can dismiss when she feels he’s served his purpose. MP dodged a bullet it was her plan for him to fill that role but he balked knowing it would eventually self destruct.

Well to be fair, Michael self destructed on his own

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Astounding

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Well to be fair, Michael self destructed on his own


Astounding

bless him I like MP he is flawed but aren't we all

 

[The Simple Life]

PREACH! You have nailed it!

Thank you so much!

 

[Beachgirl]

his place settings are so old fashioned too. He doesn't ever use lovely tablecloths that are available now. I also find the table, especially when they're outside so tasteless and gaudy. Outside they can make it more relaxed lovely candles all at different heights, wild pretty flowers and Luneville china would be far more French rural and look lovely. Also most guests would always rather eat outside when on holiday, Chambre d'hote is also about showcasing French produce and cuisine not just serving beige blah food. Yes and bloody iron the sheets pretending to be table cloths.

Look how simple these 2 examples are but look stylish and welcoming.
Not my garden unfortunately but from my favourite shop. www.neptune.com

K

 

[ComtesseRose]

It's 21:15 where I am... VIP lounge is open. Inspired by the "White Trash" bar in Berlin. Here is some château twirl porn.

 

[Just Grift Wood]

Look how simple these 2 examples are but look stylish and welcoming.
Not my garden unfortunately but from my favourite shop. www.neptune.com

K

I really like how Rebecca at Chateau De la Ruche does her tables too

 

[The Simple Life]

Sadly I think Fanny actually did fancy Teabag, he would have been a much better bet if he liked girls or middle aged women. A nicer guy than Sir Pubic Ponce, who has adopted affectations in lieu of any genuine personality. If he did plan this from the start she has more than met her match and he is a malevolent little duck on top of all his other flaws. I don't think Fanny thinks she is manipulative she believes she is gracious, charming and truly dazzling. So why has she gone for the repellent chubby faced nutless pube fest?

Well, Teabag didn't appear a simpleton like Snorty did and has done for a while. I don't think it is a question of liking girls or middle aged women or not. Snorty doesn't either. But Snorty had a plan and was mellifluous in playing the role of the ingenue and making himself indispensable, insinuating himslef in every aspect of her life.
You are right, she truly believes to be charming and dazzling, but she also believes that those are her instruments to manipulate people. No narc is unaware of what they're doing and they do it on purpose.

 

[Iolair]

Exactly - they didn't need to show that whole boring piece (we all run out of supplies...) they could have just gone and bought some and not shown us.... orrr cut that whole segment.

Anyone else still got a migraine from the toile?

Does a nose bleed count?

 

[KyBourbon]

Wow 2pm that is a late start.

Nope…9:00 am my time in Kentucky (when I posted)! I don’t want anyone to confuse me with Fanny!

 

[Just Grift Wood]

I really like how Rebecca at Chateau De la Ruche does her tables too

This one even accommodates jam jars of flowers https://www.sarahk.co.uk/collections/at-home/products/green-leaf-print-tablecloth

 

[howlingwolf68]

Abuse of Alcohol is dangerous for the health... Sometimes I wonder how much French Fanny actually knows...


I guess you never saw this one...

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I’m dead

 

[TorontoGWM]

I was looking back on this episode, someone said about the decorating... look how hard Snorts tried to be charming back then... quite different to the attitude on him these days..

Charming back then? Oh that’s because that was back when he was gay. Now that he is “straight”, the charm has disappeared along with all his summer clothes and personal grooming.

 

[MRShavershamsdress]

His lack of charisma is breathtaking.

Actually, I think that’s his body odor!

 

[JackSpratt]

Have Jason Dubey and Sweet Baby J been blocked???
Yesterday's, 8/4/22 CD's live chat...

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siobhan hooke I wonder if stephanie sees these comments
Sam Horsman hello everyone, anyone else getting a bit fed up with all the buying stuff that's going on or is it just me? I would like to see more renovation stuff or updates on projects etc.
South Loup River Homestead @Sam Horsman I think its hard to find the construction workers they cant help it
Barbara Crane Sam, I don't mind the shopping which I don't find excessive. I'm a heavy thrifter myself.

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caroline gooder Hello!
Fiona Jocher. ".bring it to completion." Good evening everybody
caroline gooder Wine festival!

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Isabelle Jarvis Good evening everyone this is goin g very fast! Love from London.
Percy Attfield Hello everyone.
Philip Janssen Hi everyone!!
The Chateau Diaries Hello from Lalande everyone!
Isabelle Jarvis Hello darling

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geenagr Let the man buy stuff at the brocante. It's either that or a puppy!
John Sinclair Hello darling @the Chateau Diaries. Toile and brocante…you’re spoiling us!
The Chateau Diaries @John Sinclair Two of my favorite things!
Taylor H. lights are always a good purchase
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Michael Potts F1 Hello Everyone!!!
Michael Potts F1 MY LITTEL PONY
The Chateau Diaries @Michael Potts F1 Hi Michael! I can’t wait to see you later this month!!!
Michael Potts F1 @the Chateau Diaries I am VERY excited!!!
Michael Potts F1 I am - in August. I am so excited. Steph has given me a MASSIVE list of tasks!!!
The Chateau Diaries @Michael Potts F1 Haha, I’m glad you’re sounding excited about the epic task list

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Michael Potts F1 5 euros a bottle!!! Bargin!
Michael Potts F1 @the Chateau Diaries The list may be long but the wine cellar is stocked
The Chateau Diaries@
The Chateau Diaries @Michael Potts F1 You can have one glass of wine at the end of each task

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Sarah Yates Can someone translate the message at top of the screen lease!
The Chateau Diaries @Sarah Yates It says Abuse of alcohol damage your health

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M P How about Kilt party
Michael Potts F1@M P That is a great idea
M P@Michael Potts F1 I think you should own one ! I find them amazing on men....!
Michael Potts F1@M P I once hired an amazing black and grey kilt. Loved it

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Youllplotz Films Would Philip like to come to Waterford Ireland and auction shopping with me
Philip Janssen @Youllplotz Films I’d love to!

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bee french @philip janssen did/do play any sonic the hedgehog video games ?
Philip Janssen @bee french Once or twice, but I always preferred the Sims!
Philip Janssen (For the decorating)
Philip Janssen @bee french I used to play the Sims 1, 2, 3 and now 4 - but just the building and decorating
Michael Potts F1@Philip Janssen Sims... or Sims city?
Philip Janssen @Michael Potts F1 Definitely Sims!
Michelle Kucharew You may need to become a gamer vlog @Philip Janssen
Philip Janssen @michelle Kucharew Yes! I love Poppenaltelier on YouTube!
Michelle Kucharew Have you built a recreation of Lalande yet @Philip Janssen ?
Philip Janssen @michelle Kucharew I have!
Lena @Philip Janssen now sims 4 have curved walls! so you can build towers on castles too!!!
Philip Janssen @Lena I know! I was so happy, until I realised I can’t make them small enough for Lalande

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Michael Potts F1 That is the best fable - My grandmother taught it to me
Michael Potts F1 Yes @Philip Janssen YES YES YES
Michael Potts F1 Purple looks great oo
Michael Potts F1 But maybe we can replace the white lace...
Michael Potts F1 That looks soooo good

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Örn LeifssonI think Laland should have the motto - "To much is not enough"

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Michael Potts F1 If anyone would like to watch a vlog about the Hungarian Grand Prix, come over here after this
Philip Janssen I’m so happy you all like the toile room! If you’d like to see more about it and more toiles we framed and hung, it’s all in yesterday’s Patreon video!

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Isabelle Jarvis Goodnight everyone thank you for being here.
Michael Potts F1Beautiful!!!
Percy Attfield Goodnight from England.
Philip Janssen Thanks everyone!!
caroline gooder Night night all

A kilt party, the mind boggles! Seeing as they both own one Nick the Tree and Armoire could do a Tossing the Caber display at the patron day. They've cut enough trees down.

 

[KyBourbon]

A 25 y/o she doesn’t have to boink and can dismiss when she feels he’s served his purpose. MP dodged a bullet it was her plan for him to fill that role but he balked knowing it would eventually self destruct.

I do think that Michael Petherick originally played the role that Snorts now fills…SJ’s close male companion. And Michael did it MUCH better than Snorts could ever hope to achieve. MPK and SJ really “played up” their relationship without actually calling it “boyfriend/girlfriend”…but they had no problem leading everyone to believe that was the case. To his credit, I think Michael became uncomfortable with the deception and decided to “come clean” (not for ethical reasons…probably because the deception was affecting his dating game). That’s why I wouldn’t put it past SJ and Snorts to be conning everyone. Michael was hesitant to “go all in” but Snorts has accepted the challenge. I’ll bet Michael thought he and SJ would still be “besties” after he came out…but she doesn’t have room for two “close” men in her life. So, Michael was pushed aside for Snorts.

 

[howlingwolf68]

Well to be fair, Michael self destructed on his own


Astounding

100% agree but he was torn on whether to allow himself to play act as her liaison. It was the unraveling of their friendship and I must say he chose wisely. Ms. HMN is a manipulative narc!